MPAA
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Motion Picture Association of America, masters of the film industry, is a collection of nazis and whores who hate America.
The MPAA first gained notoriety at least 100 years ago when they invaded Spain in the interest of establishing a provisional government and repossessing the Spanish people for use as sex slaves in the Kink Mines of Northern Nebraska. The MPAA believes that people who hate jews are the biggest fucktards on this earth who deserve to have their balls put in their malls and forced to swallow them and then be shot in the legs until they die from blood loss.
Later, in 1987, the MPAA revealed itself as the fearsome Somalian pirate group Pucky's Scumfucker Brigade, who sailed the high seas searching for 13-year-old boy booty and making movies with top scurvy sea dog Captain "Cappin" Stabbin.
It wasn't until 2001 that the MPAA conquered the film industry after having established themselves as formidable doers of the nasty. It wasn't long until they started being world renowned for their absolute faggotry. Seriously, these people are gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. They're that hardcore.
Notable quotes about the MPAA:
Futuristic Sex Robots: PC Speaker: fuck the M-P-double-A comin straight out the underground a young pirate got it bad cause I'm down, loadin DVDs like a motherfuckin fiend, bring my camera to the movies and I put em on BT, back all that stolen content up on DVD-ROMs, cause my tip's been piracy since I dropped out my Mom's, and just because I share my MP3s, they got the government comin after me, instead of suin kids why don't you step on up, and release a couple albums that don't completely suck, stop puttin DRM onto audio CDs, that don't make it any harder to steal your MP3s, if I want your shit for free, I ain't gonna have to pay, and all your bullshit is why the fuck I say, hack the Gibson, hack the Gibson, I'm seedin BitTorrents like a digital pimp, son All: fuck the M-P-double-A fuck the R-I-double-A fuck the suits behind the BSA and fuck em all for the DMCA Recycle Bin: robot pirates, we get our shit for free, parental advisory you'll never fuckin see, been a couple years since I seen an FBI warning, cut it out cause that shit's mad boring, ya'll fuckin dumber than that bitch from bad boys, step to the Bin and it's grandma's sex toys, I'ma just keep fillin up muh drives, the ones that disapear when the lawsuit arrives, all you fuckin suits can suck my balls, when you get done you gonna make some calls, I better see some changes or it's time to fight, you ain't gonna manage my digital rights Subrandom: remember when anti-trust was the thing, now you're set up for downloadin Sting, treatin payin customers like criminals, pens filled up with music nerd animals, buyin off senators left and right, my vote doesnt count in this fuckin fight, on the 56k had hundreds of songs, drives partitioned like asses in thongs, now its gigs of illegal content, if I get caught im joinin a convent fuck what you heard, it's all a scam, if they at your door burn em in a van, Coaxke: they got dollar signs in their fuckin eyes, with heads in-between politicians thighs, fat checks endorsed by senators that lie, pullin fake dollar losses straight outta the sky, and i don't trust trusted computing, they don't want it around to stop looting, the internet is the only place you're still free, if you disagree, just you wait and see, you wanna lock down the web and throw away the key? well, you better not touch my fuckin technology, so back the fuck off or you're fuckin dead, yellin 1337 on a motherfuckin fed
In 2007, then Jack Valenti, king of the MPAA, was kicked in the head by a horse while filming the new Mr. Hands video. The accident was blamed on his parkinson's disease-induced clumsiness and asperger's syndrome. No one cared.
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So REALLY, who are the MPAA?
- Cunts
- Nazis
- Kikes
- Old men
- H8trz
- Rated G Mexican version of the RIAA
- Jack Valenti
- Probably one of Bush's lackeys
- Hates America and terrorist sympathizer
- Fuc**** bastards that should die (God's working on that)
- two words: GAY BASTARDS
- JEWS
Actual contributions made to society by MPAA members
- Might have been involved in numa numa, which is liek totally A++ amirite?
- Bought UTorrent providing moar ground for conspiracy theories between P2P retards
- Perverted a generation of American movies into puerile masturbatory snickering.
The MPAA explains its rating system
External Links
- Motion Picture Association of America
- Music And Film Industry Association of America
- A lulzy documentary about the MPAA
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