From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|Type||Hot, black, and with a shot of cream on the bottom|
|Founded||Tarzana, California (2003)|
|Location||Tarzana, California, USA|
|Key people|| timecop, Founder|
weev, President and CEO
Rucas, VP of Operations
|Products|| Last Measure|
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The GNAA is BACK! Join us: on #gnaa irc.hardchats.com
The Gay Nigger Association of America is probably the most obscure trolling organization on Earth. Their mission is to defend the civil rights of all men of both African and homosexual descent, and crapflood the LiveJournals and Xanga blogs of all enemies of niggerdom and faggotry. Should you come across a GNAA member please consult the Nigger manual for proper handling procedures.
Joining the GNAA
First of all...
Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then the GNAA might be exactly what you've been looking for!
- Make a first post in a slashdot thread with the GNAA signature.
- Obsessively watch Gay Niggers from Outer Space, and then rate it a ten.
- Join the GNAA IRC channel, #gnaa on NiggerNET (SSL on irc.gnaa.us port 6697)
The Internet, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Ring Musculaturus II. Its mission: to explore strange new networks, to seek out new troll targets, to boldly go where no troll organization has gone before.
If a web app has the ability to take user input and regurgitate it for public viewing the odds are that it has been used as a trollery glory hole by the GNAA. They have countless crapfloods under their belt, and over two million unique visitors have been referred to their trademark shock site Last Measure.
The GNAA was birthed as a Slashdot troll organization. In late 2004, the GNAA put together a cross-site scripting worm for Xanga, the weblogging service popular among asian trustfund sluts. They leveraged this power to implant hundreds of thousands of iframes in the weblogs of unsuspecting asian girls. The target of these iframes? A HTTP GET to Slashdot's search function, exploiting the programmatic replacement of characters which may be used for sql injection to do a whole table read. Combine this with the comment table which had more than 4GB-- the limit at the time for key caching in mysql-- and you got an actual whole table read for every single iframe. Result: complete and total destruction of Slashdot.
Wikipedians shit themselves every time that the GNAA is mentioned. Since more time is devoted to reverting the GNAA's edits than to writing new material, Wikipedia is doomed to being trolled forever. The GNAA article has now been put up for a vote for deletion more than any other article on Wikipedia. It has been nominated for deletion a World Record 18 times. Finally, it was deleted on the eighteenth nomination, even though a consensus had not been reached.  Not only that, Wikipedia article on GNAA was nominated as featured article candidate, however for some reason it did not achieve featured article status. 
Some dumb bitch in #wikipedia said that the GNAA should be shut down with the USA's Patriot Act. Thankfully the assembly of Gayniggers is multinational and no longer vulnerable to the actions of a single country. With the advent of enterprising Gayniggers springing up in over a hundred countries around the world, organizations like the GNAUK have recently gained large membership bodies.
- JesuitX leaked screenshots of OS X 10.4 Tiger a few days before its release. As the leak came from the GNAA, countless battles on forums erupted over whether or not the screenshots were genuine.
- GNAA trolled basement-dwelling Apple hipsters yet again, releasing a BitTorrent ISO of a supposed x86 version of OS X shortly after the announcement that Apple would be switching to Intel hardware. Tens of thousands flocked to download the torrents only to find that their new warez merely booted an image of hello.jpg. Coverage of the hoax in old media sources like major newspapers, CNN, Gawker, and G4 may mark the first instance of the word "goatse" being mentioned on cable television.
To the dismay of many Harry Potter fans, the GNAA were the initial propagators of The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005. They also released a fake copy of Half-Blood Prince on BitTorrent a couple weeks before the book's release. It was filled with goatse and pain series. Result: the greatest hugbox shortage in all aspie history.
The GNAA also trolled animu fgtz by releasing a copy of Gay Niggers from Outer Space disguised as some lame shit called Naruto. Result: thousands of animu fgtz had the courage to come out of the closet and are now living happy lives in which they no longer have to hide their sexuality.
In October 2005, GNAA member Grog received "staff" status on the Freenode IRC network from Rob Levin by posing as Greg Lehey, developer of FreeBSD and MySQL, who happened to have a similar IRC nickname. Grog proceeded to unjupe #GNAA, jupe several of the more popular channels including: #wikipedia, #linux, and #solaris, gline half the network and delink all the servers.
Then Grog told lilo that his daughter's unpatched XP machine had been compromised, got his staff access back, and did it all over again.
On March 3, 2006, GNAA member JacksonBrown DNS spoofed the wireless network at the San Francisco Apple Store, where This Week in Tech were recording their 44th podcast; the result: anyone who went to a website was redirected to Goatse. Leo Laporte briefly talked about this ordeal in the podcast, around the 05:35-06:30 mark.
See Last Measure.
JEWS DID WTC
See JEWS DID WTC.
What A Gay Nigger From Outer Space Looks Like
On Friday the 13th, 2009 DiKKy Heartiez joined #gnaa on Hardchats and began spamming various troll hangouts in an attempt to reunite old members of the GNAA and recruit new ones. Word spread, and he soon had others doing the same, building a good size chan of old-timers.
jesuitx was impressed enough with the reunion to point irc.gnaa.us to hardchats, and the GNAA was officially reborn.
After weeks of suffering under DiKKy's limp-wristed and ineffectual rule, the GNAA resolved to hold open elections on Friday, January 1st 2010 to usher in a new year of gay nigger dick. Elections were broadcast live on the l0de radio hour, with candidate debates and live Y/N/MARE viewer polls. Our own Andrew Weevlos, attorney at lol, came out on top, beginning a new era of gayniggerdom.
External Links of Great Faggotry and Niggerdom
- GNAA Corporate
- Gay Nigger Association of the United Kingdom
- Last Measure demo
- On Jan. 30th 2007, the GNAA trolled and pwnt CNN and America for græt juxtice.
- Punjabi Extreme!
- Wikipedia article (via archive.org)
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