Christopher Hitchens
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Christopher Hitchens, aka "a drink-soaked former Trotskyist popinjay", is an atheist anti-religious troll and staunch supporter of the Iraq War. His Christian brother Peter, who works for Pat Buchanan, opposes the Iraq War. Hitchens states the obvious: that religion is the cause of almost every conflict, and "poisons everything." After all, it's not as though religion has ever been used by elites to motivate the great unwashed while circumstances related to capital and resources were the actual causes of corruption and widespread conflict.
Hitchens' corpulence is the result of his insatiable appetite for deep fried cockstuffed certified halal Iraqi babies and booze.
He is very commonly known for tipping a few back, as he did before approaching journalist Greg Palast and belching, "George Bush was right about everything he said about Iraq!"
Hitchens' gradual decline from an intelligent, thoughtful journalist and the author of many well-researched books that butchered sacred cows like Mother Teresa and Henry Kissinger into a politico-fawning, thoroughly sloshed faggotron is evident from even a cursory examination of his sizable body of work. Ever since Hitchens discovered that he's a whopping 1/32nd Jewish, he's swiftly transformed from a moderate critic of Israel into a slobbering Neocon Zionist.
Having left The Nation, the one semi-decent news magazine in all of America over the past half-century, Hitchens now serves drinks at Imperialist-apologist Western Elite Cafe, which is located in SOHO. In his spare time, he and fellow atheist Richard Dawkins suck each other off in hotel rooms.
Trolling
Despite his many flaws, Hitchens is a gifted and lulzy troll, especially when televised. In the following clips, he trolls wymyn, Christfags and Bill Maher:
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