Senator Barack Hussein Obama
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VERBEUGT EUCH VOR EUREM FÜHRER BARACK OBAMA
Senator BalackHussein Obama, aka باراك حسين أوباما, aka Baruch ibn-Baruch al-Husseini al-Obalamiya, is the current President of the United States of America. He defeated John McCain for the prize of being the next fuckwit to run the country even further into the ground.
To retarded Republicans and Fox News fans, Barack Iraq "Saddam" Hussein Obama Bin Laden Jr. is an unpatriotic Islamic Manchurian candidate, a Muslim posing as a Christfag who may even be the Antichrist. Of course, because he is a nigger, he probably would have just tried to steal the election if he didn't win, although some have argued that this conjecture doesn't follow considering Dubya stole the election despite being a Whitey. Others have countered that Dubya's actions are proof that rap music and prominent black culture are corrupting America.
To retarded Democrats and Daily Kos readers, Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ is a messianic cult leader, the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy born as a black Jesus come to save America from six years of Iraq, eight years of George W. Bush, and two centuries of white guilt.
Scientists have deemed it "impossible" to determine which side is more retarded, and asked the public to refer to the Bible for answers.
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America's 2nd 3rd Black President
As his father was born in Kenya, Obama's ancestors were never slaves, therefore giving him no right to whine about slavery. This meant he had to find something else to complain about; politics. With his black sense of entitlement and his white personality, Obama set out to take over the world last Thursday. Obama is terrible at dancing, but he can still sink nothing but net over the white boys from the three-point line.
A drug-addicted terrorist, who is to Democrats the messiah. Some also believe that he is the devil himself and shall bring about the end of days. Additionally, the media liberal dipshits are now somehow fashion police and told his black ass that he had to wear a piece of metal or he would be even more of a terrorist.
Obama rose near the top of the presidential pack by parroting off the word "change" without even suggesting what kind of "change" he wants so voters can decide whether it happens to be "good" change or "bad" change. Additionally, he has very little political experience and actually believes this eminently qualifies him to be president above the other candidates in the field. No, seriously.
Additionally, reports have suggested that Obama has taken many of Hillary Clinton's ideas and simply passed them off as his own. While some are upset with Obama's potential plagiarism, others have acknowledged that it is just Obama's negro tendency to steal things off of white people. To quote Kevin Hassett, John McCain's economic advisor:
Sex and Drugs
As with all politicians, Barack Obama is not without his dark secrets and shadowy past, and since Obama is black, this trait is amplified. The following is a video of some guy who says that in 1999, Obama used and sold crack and cocaine as the two drove around in a limousine. This mysterious individual then goes on to claim that he also performed oral sex on Obama! While this would initially seem detrimental to Obama's chances of winning the presidency, one must remember that a cokehead and a sex fiend have already served as president of the United States, however separately. Obama counters that no one would actually want to fuck this guy, so the stories must be false. Although these claims have yet to be validated (they're clearly true), the video still makes for excellent trolling material.
Video about the gay sex scandal.
What is in a name?
For moar on Obama's hilariously questionable name, we turn to the experts. To rapper and beacon of wisdom DMX, Barack Obama ain't no fuckin' name, as poignantly divulged in an XXLmag.com interview:
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2008 Presidential Campaign
Nigrajamas
In a shocking and lulzy much shock and lulz were had when Hillary Clinton featured a negative campaign ad about national security or some shit. The ad is set at 3:00 AM, and the country is going through a terror attack or something. Apparently, there's a phone ringing at the White House, and Hillary Clinton (in full business attire) answers it. The ad is supposed to convince you that Clinton would be better suited to deal with this situation. However, noone really cares whether this is actually true, because the viewer's attention is lost within the first 15 seconds when the letters "NIG" could be plainly read on a sleeping child's pajamas. Why Clinton chose to use this specific stock footage for her campaign remains unclear. Some argue that it's because she's racist, while others say that it's because she doesn't like black people. Naturally, the internets soon went ablaze in fierce debate, even though Hillary is completely correct in suggesting that nobody wants a nigger answering his/her call of distress at 3 in the morning. Below is the original campaign ad along with some links to the ensuing shitstorm. Additionally, many parodies of the ad can be found on YouTube. Although it shouldn't need to be stated, TROLL FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
In an even lulzier twist, the delicious loli featured in the ad, Casey Knowles, says she actually prefers Obama, and denounces the ad as fear-mongering. According to her mom, when Casey shook Obama's hand, she cried and trembled.
Obama's Pastor
HOLY FUCKING RACISM, BATMAN! It turns out that Obama's long time Christian Pastor, Jeremiah Wright, is anti-American and batshit crazy. Last Thursday, rather than preaching to his gathering about how to better their lives or the lessons of peace of the Bible like pastors with normal skin, Pastor Wright went on a crazy, lulz filled rant on the various ways in which black people are oppressed in America. Many Blacks agreed but told him to STFU for fear of scaring white voters who believe black people are totally equal now. Naturally, Obama denied all association with Jeremiah Wright, despite the facts he has been Obama's Pastor for many years and even baptised his children. Obama and Wright have even been known to have drinks on weeknights and attend Black Panther rallies together. When questioned about the remarks, Obama rejected his pastor's statement and facepalmed, stating, "Goddamn, it's always the half-crazed, raging black guys that fuck things up." There is still no word from Obama's Muslim spiritual leader.
Running Mate
Being a terrorist nigger, Obama selected Joe Biden as his running mate for the specific purpose of being able to call his administration the Obama Bin Biden Administration. Others vetted include The Man in the Yellow Hat, The Man in the Yellow Turbin, Osama Bin Laden, and Bill Ayers.
Deez Nuts
On July 8, 2008 Reverend Jesse Jackson, bored with not being in the news, expressed a strong desire to emasculate Barack Obama. While Jesse Jackson was preparing for an interview on CNN, a camera recorded Jackson talking with a friend of his about the Democratic presidential candidate. Specifically, Jackson described an elaborate process by which he would forcibly remove Barack Obama's testicles with a sharp implement because of something he'd seen on the Cosby Show.
The last public threat against a presidential candidate's nuts was in 1884 when Grover Cleveland swore loudly into a megaphone that he would soon have rival Samuel J. Tilden's shrivelled old man balls swinging from the highest tree in the union.
After they found out that Jackson's threat had been captured on video, CNN called both the Obama campaign and Jesse Jackson to tell them about the contents of the tape before they blabbed about it to the rest of the nation. This provided Jesse Jackson with an opportunity to pre-emptively apologize to Obama before Republicans could start telling jokes about it.
No one takes Jesse Jackson seriously anymore. Not even his own son, Ill Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. (an actual politician) who took the time to call the old man out.
Jackson's surrender:
The Real First Black President
Barack Obama is not the first black man to be in office. The Great Mother Fucker know as Warren G. Harding was America's first blackie in office, not this raging thundercunt named Barack Obama, who quite frankly looks more like a fucking towel-head. Warren G. Harding's opponent tried to run a "he's-a-nigger" campaign and provided evidence that Harding's own grandmother was a jungle bunny. The country decided to suck dick and elected him. Warren G. Harding is widely know as the worst, stupidest, ugliest, motherfucking cunt snot president, even ranking worse than Bush or Hoover. Once again America has not learned from its mistakes and elected a porch monkey.
Presidency
Family Life
George Obama is the evil half twin brother of Barack Obama (who surprisingly has a normal last name unlike real African names such as Oomfoofoo Mutanbe). When not seeking out white wimminz to make love to, he can be seen roaming the slums of Africa claiming to be a drug dealing kingpin. Despite accusations of getting arrested for buying weed on the streets of Kenya, he claims like every single other black person that he was set up. Little is known about him besides the fact that he likes to smoke weed. Plenty of weed.
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See Also
- John McCain
- Hillary Clinton
- Islam
- Muslim
- Terrorist
- Nigger
- Rod Blagojevich
- W
- Rahm Emanuel, Obama's pick for Chief of Staff.
- Warren G. Harding, who made it as America's first president with African-American heritage 88 years earlier.
- Osama
- ULTRANIGGER
External Links
- Official presidential campaign site
- Hussein 4 Prez
- Jews Against Obama
- Is Barack Obama the Messiah?
- The Assassination of Barack Obama -- The Art Exhibit
- Obama's Church -- Unashamedly Black, Unapologetically Christian
- Black Value System Concepts -- A Nigger Manual for Niggers.
- Black Value System Apologetics
- NiggerObama.com
- FISA vote leads Supporters To Doubt His Promises
- Both Ways Barack
- Obama poster maker - Oh exploitable
- George luvs weed
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