Wetlook

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This might be porn except this woman doesn't get any more naked
This is not porn
This is just frightening

Wetlook is completely pointless porn where people get wet while fully clothed and nobody gets naked or has sex. Normal people don't realize this is even porn.

Wetlook devotees are mostly guys so lame that they will never ever have sex that is not $1.99 a minute, billable to all major credit cards. In fact, they are so terrified of women that they are unable to view even pictures of them in states of undress without having to reach for their inhalers and as a result created wetlook.

There are two separate categories of wetlook fetishists. The first group just likes to look at people in wet clothes. The second group likes to wear wet clothes. Most wetlookers also suffer from gender confusion and may be unsure whether they are homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual and confused, or just desperate.

Furry wetlook is even less sexy due to the overwhelming stench of wet dog. Germans are also into wetlook, but Germans are twisted motherfuckers in general period.

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