Wikipedese
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Wikipedese jargon.
Glossary
| Wikipedese | English |
|---|---|
| admin n | bully |
| Angela np | promiscuous cohabitant, Miss Ortho Tri-Cyclen, MediaWiki developers' jizz receptacle |
| anon n | fucking IP address user |
| Anthère np | Madame Wikiwiki |
| anti-Semitic adj. | person getting in the way of a Wikipedia Jew's agenda. Semites are not exempt: moast ironically, any Palestinian wanting balance in articles is called "anti-Semitic" then automatically gets bannage a few days later. |
| anyone pn | anyone except you [the reader]; my friends and I |
| Arbitration Committee np | kangaroo court; window-dressing as editorial review to suck in the journalists |
| article n | page of the wiki |
| attack n, vt | criticism; truth-telling |
| badsite n | Website exposing the truth |
| be bold v | meddle (except when a crybaby doesn't like it) |
| build an encyclopedia n | fuck around with the ToW MMORPG/social network |
| child in Africa, the n | pretext to suck money from the uninformed |
| citation needed decl. | fuck you [the contributor], asshole, I don't like what you're saying |
| community n | user base |
| confused with, not be frag. | be confused by me because I'm an idiot and don't know what I talk about |
| consensus n | the opposite of what the outgroup says, used to squash all opposition and/or fact |
| donate v | throw away your money |
| drive-by editor n | neutral party who isn't obsessed with the topic but doesn't back up my BAWW! point of view |
| edition n | retardese for editing; it's wrong but Wikipedos think it sounds grand |
| encyclopedia n | wiki |
| free adj. | shoved down the outgroup's throat |
| fundraiser n | AdSense pretext |
| good faith n | gaming the system |
| Jimbo np | de Führer |
| knowledge n | trivia |
| listcruft n | discrimination against autistic wikipedos who write lists and shit |
| love n, vt | exploitation |
| neutral adj., n | the way I want it to be |
| No Original Research decl. | no writing anything that's totally fucking obvious to any two-year old |
| notable adj., n | that I care about |
| out vt | identify |
| oversight vt | retardese for "censor"; requires administrator+ powers |
| point of view n | the opposite of my point of view |
| racist n | good person |
| redact vt | retardese for censor, delete, or omit: see edition |
| research n, vt | look up on Google |
| SlimVirgin np | Scheißjüdin |
| sock puppet n | account whose user I don't like; (rarely) actual army of accounts run by one Guy |
| sofixit decl. | our sweatshop is going to exploit and suck the money out of you while we get the credit for your work, sucker |
| some argue bullshit | I think |
| stalk vt | looked (object) up on Google |
| This is your only warning. | I'm going to ass-rape you one of these days. |
| testing notability n | looking it up on Google |
| troll n, vt | humorist, someone with whom I disagree |
| vandal n | disruptor of our money-sucking |
| verifying vt | looking it up on Google |
| victim n | tantalizer, provocateur, attention whore |
| weasel words n | some argue |
| we pn | I |
| Wikia Search np | fail |
| wikilove n | → cult |
| Wikimedia Foundation np | Wikia money laundry |
| Wikipedia np | that other wiki |
| Wikipedian adj., n | Wikipediot, Wikimediot, wikipedo[phile], wikipedant |
| WikiScanner np | excuse to shift the blame away from administrators |
| сибирской говор n. | fake language |
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