Old people
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Old people are anyone over the age of twenty five who isn't dead yet. Old people can remember loads of stuff from the past. At least they say they can remember, but it's possible they're just making shit up. All old people fought in World War II, and so Hitler impressions provide immediate lulz when in their presence. Some go down the dark path of the Red Hat Cult.
It is a well known fact that all old men and most old women are pedophiles. Proof: Groups like the AARP are run by Jews and pedophiles and have long argued that poor pensioners should be allowed to order low-priced drugs - i.e. Viagra and Cialis for use in raping children - from Canada.
The word old refers to something that has either happened at least 100 years ago or never happened at all (like the holocaust). Alternatives to using the word old is olde or Aulde. These are commonly used by Goth kids, elitist faggots and pseudo-intellectuals.
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Some Examples of Old People
- Alison
- Any 80 year old Chinese man in panties
- Chankachankaboo
- Daniel Brandt
- Edarem
- Every disgusting, inhuman elderly monster in the gallery below
- George W. Bush
- Hippies
- Jesus
- John McCain
- Madonna (Jesus's mom)
- Oldchan
- ODB
- The Queen
- Your mom
Some Stuff Old People Claim to Remember
- AOL
- BBSs
- Earthnet.com
- Punctuation
- Text Files
- Usenet
- When /b/ was good
- When this was all orange groves as far as the eye could see
- Woodstock or when young people cared about issues
- World War II
- /z/
Old people on the Internet
Old people are incapable of using the internet for anything but email. They rarely actually type emails; instead they forward emails they got from other old people to absolutely everyone they know. Typical contents of old people email forwards:
- General shit nobody cares about
- Letters to the Internet condemning offensive material
- Pictures of cats doing funny shit
- Some 5-year-old meme that they just discovered
- Unfunny jokes
- Virus alerts
- Why Obama is a terrorist
- Proof the Jews did WTC
Old and On Drugs
Ye Fucking Aulde Gallery
 Alzheimers: Excuse to act like a nincompoop. |
 Typical retired man, ruining a perfectly good chair |
 This is what you are going to be |
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 A ravenous pedophile |
 Old people frequently fail |
 Typical old pedo checking out 12 year old girls |
 Nope. |
 Dude, this chick is fucking old. |
 Shar-Pei dogs are born old |
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 Holy Fucking Shit. |
 Bordering on necrophilia |
 This is what happens when you get old |
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 Old people die. |
 Grandma yeeeeeeeeesss!!!! |
 Grandpa nooooooooo!!! |
 Arthritis!!! |
See Also
Oldsex
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Cougars
- Grandmothers
- GILF (Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck)
- Lemon party
- Necrophilia - AKA post-elderly pornography
- Old porn
- Tijuana bibles
The Final Solution to the Old Problem
- Deadpool
- Death
- Death Cat - #1 cause of death among the elderly
- Death List
- Death Note
