There are no niggers on the Internet

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This article is entirely factual. Hewlett-Packard has provided empirical evidence that there are no black people on the Internet!

Exhibit A

Copyright Isabella Valentine

Just like there are no girls on the internet, it is common knowledge that there are also no black people on the internet with the exception of twitter -where nigs are the ethnic majority- and all those 419 Nigerian Email Scams (which are actually from white people).

Whether this is due to the fact that there typically aren't internet connections in cotton fields or whether computers are beyond the average ape, this simple statement has given internet savvy races free reign over treatment of blacks on the tubes. Certain political or social groups revel in that circumstance and create tons of laughably poor-quality web sites where they carry on crazy-assed, one-sided conversations about the evils of niggerdom. Their absence, and hence inability to defend themselves, has made them the center of countless memes, image macros, and hilarious videos.

“	there are no niggers on the internet	„
—Borr

Proof Supporting The Theory

There might not be no niggers on the internet, but there will be niggers in space.

While it is widely contested as to who really invented the internet it is widely accepted that niggers are 93% poor. Computers[1] cost money and internet connections cost even more money. In some select cities communications providers require extensive credit checks in order to provide citizens with access to their expensive tubes. Seeing that most of the black community lives in densely packed ghettos in all American cities and can barely afford to buy diapers for their plethora of babies, you can start to see the overwhelming odds mounting against the once-believed notion that some ghetto hoodlums could, in fact, afford such luxuries.

“	[this game] Looks pretty crap so far, i was hoping for non-urban settings like hanging out in a farm house with zombies crawling over fields and ditches.And did i see a n1gger in a screenshot? There are no niggers on the internet and niggers dont play games, so who wants to play as a n1gger anyway?	„
—Ulfus, on niggas in vidya games.

Black Goth Theorem

This looks shopped

Question:How come you never see any black goths [2]?
Answer:Because they are already dark.

“	There are no black goths. There are no black people on the internet.	„
—Ouroboros

Memes

Habbo

Library's closed, these books have AIDS.

At Habbo Hotel, there were public pools that nigras weren't allowed in. First, nigras like MLK tried passive non-violence, but they were just thrown out of the pool by racist mods who falsely accused them of blocking. So Malcolm X organized nigras into groups like The Black Panthers and then they went and blocked the pool. This worked better, but the racist mods still kept throwing them out and banning them.

Finally, nigras got together in mass, called for /b/lackup, and did a million man march. After satellite imagery proved there were only 720,410 nigras who participated in the march, Congress passed a law punishing the nigras for being uppity, by banning them from all Denny's restaurants in the US.

A Message to Whitey

Apparently, one day a nigra finally did gain access to the internet. Noone knows how such a thing happened, but experts believe that it was most likely achieved with a $100 laptop. While not looking at pr0n, he took the opportunity to leave us the following message:

“

You uneducated white fool. Time to roll off of your beer can bed, walk out of the trailer park, and recognize that it is a new day. Why do you cling to such stereotypes? Do you realize that African Americans are graduating and attending college at the highest rates every! Do you watch CNN, MSNBC or any other Media outlet besides FOX NEWS? WHO HAS THE GREATEST CHANCE OF BECOMING OUR NEXT PRESIDENT? and african american... oh dear, what will the trailer trash do now. I should not even stoop to such a level but how degrading, IGNORANT, and unintelligent can you be! Did daddy teach you racism when he was slaughtering the pigs fo suppa! I live in the richest Afro American community in this nation which is comprised of black doctors, lawerys, and business owners who most likely earn what your family can scroung up in 3 years. REad a book. learn your history. rEspect our history..

wishing you Love and education

hameed08

P.s. ALL PEOPLE ORIGINATED FROM AFRICA AND JESUS IS NOT WHITE (educate yourself)

„

—Some guy who doesn't know how to spell "lawyer".

Stereotypes

This picture supports the theory that even blacks want to be white.

All niggas spend their days eating fried chicken, getting drunk on Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass Malt Liquor, smoking menthol cigarettes, weed and/or crack cocaine, followed by dog fighting, spittin' beats, and raping white wiminz. That kid who stole your bike when you were 12? A nigger. Because of the prevalence of violence in black society, 9 out of 10 blacks will be gunned down before the age of three.

Also, negroes are weirdly attracted to the color teal. Check it out: menthol cigarette packages are teal, black strippers use teal panties, and most new pro sports franchises pick teal as one of their team colors in order to attract sports-obsessed Negroes.

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Gallery

Ferreado.

Niggas love Watermelonz

Words of wisdom

Nigras can be awesome too.

Yo, I herds you lieks mudkipz	IS DAT SUM RACIAL OPPRESSION?	A touching period piece showing the inner soul of an African American	Use this colorbar in your LJ for the irony
Niggas tend to walk around with guns & 35 lb. weights. WTF	This article is KKK Approved	OOOH LAWDY!!!	A nigga's wet dream
Just a regular day.	You gotta get yourself one	Black people have to steal at least 1 bike a day to stay alive.	This nigga should have picked a different day job.
Niggas are well known for their prowess on the dance floor.	Mattel shows that they do not discriminate against black people with the release of their new "Oreo" Barbie.	~~Blinded me~~ Stole my bike with science!	Truly a brave man
WTF	Better than sex	iFrican. Prolly stole it from Mitch Henderson	Walgreens shows off its cultural sensitivity during Black History Month.
A typical black person, as he has no idea how to use his computer.	A properly configured nigger.	Finally, a cereal aimed at the urban demographic.	This is a common occurrence on the internet
A nigga at a museum, showing that South Park can also be racist.	Kramer... not a fan of niggers.	Cops and Negroes always did get along well.	Oh lawd...
	If you're black, you must have this as your wallpaper. It's the law.	Discriminatory boardgames.	Even in gaming webcomics.
	Typical