Hungary
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hungary is a country in Europe, a member of the EU and full of Hungarians Gypsies. Surrounded by dirty ignorant niggerly Slavs, and mistaken as Slavs by the rest of the world, Hungarians have no money or ambition. The name Hungary stems from a drunk joining of "hung" (referring to their sexy horses' endowments), and "ary" a lovable contraction of what Europe originally called them, the fairyians. In the native language Hungarians call their country "Magyarorszag" (rather "Magyarország"), probably because they are fucktarded.
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History
Hungarians showed up around the 8th century AD from the middle of nowhere and set in to pwning the rest of Europe until they got it out of their system. Despite reducing most of Central Europe to a fucking a wasteland, Hungarians have never been credited with being the badasses they really are. Displaying remarkable, if predictable, racism, history books more eagerly discuss the accomplishments of the blonde blue eyed Vikings. Why historians, a bunch of scheming Jews, would favor Whitey over slightly brown people is utterly unanswerable.
After raping and pillaging Europe, Hungarians returned their original past times of recording shit porn, recording beastiality, and recording ugly bitches engaging in this.
Later on the Mongols became butthurt that the Hungarian women were fucking all the best horses, and proceeded to invade and utterly buttfuck Hungary. Like three times. The Hungarians would prove so weakened by this that even a bunch of German rejects could take them over.
During the slightly chilly sub-arctic war, Hungary was overrun with Slavs who built some ugly as fuck apartment buildings and regulated the horse fucking and porn filming. Naturally, the Hungarians rebelled. In the year 1956 the Hungarians got fucking shit on by a force of Over 9000 Russian tanks. The Western powers bravely applauded the effort and then didn't send any aid, instead deciding that putting the Hun's picture in a fucking magazine was good enough help.
By the way,in the 20th century, 15 generations of hard drinking and infected pork had produced a bunch of fucking geniuses who invented, among other things: Nobody cares.
Hungarian inventions include the noiseless match (János Irinyi), Rubik's cube (Ernő Rubik), the first electric motor(1827) and first electrical generator (Ányos Jedlik), Ottó Bláthy, Miksa Déri and Károly Zipernowsky invented the transformer in 1885[56].[56] Ottó Bláthy invented the Turbogenerator and Wattmeter, Telephone exchange (Tivadar Puskás), Ford Model T and production line (therefore he is the inventor of industrial mass production) (József Galamb), Tungsten filament lamp (Sándor Just), krypton electric bulb (Imre Bródy), Electronic Television and camrera-tube and the transmitting and receiving system (1926) and Plasma TV (1936) (Kálmán Tihanyi), radar astronomy and Electroluminescent light (LED) technology Zoltán Bay, mathematical tools to study fluid flow and mathematical background of subsonic and supersonic flight and inventor of swept-back wings "father of Supersonic Flight" (Theodore Kármán), early ramjet propulsion (Albert Fonó), Turboprop jet-engine by (György Jendrassik). Several other inventions were made by Hungarians who fled the country prior to World War II, including the nuclear chain reaction and nuclear reactor as well as the first Particle accelerator (all by Leo Szilard), holography (Dennis Gabor), the ballpoint pen (László Bíró), the hydrogen bomb (Edward Teller (Teller Ede), and the BASIC programming language (John Kemeny, with Thomas E. Kurtz).
tl; they pretty much are why the civilized world isn't still fucking pigs on thursday afternoons. Thanks to Hungarians, people can now search for and masturbate to the video of one specific whore fucking a pig on a thursday afternoon.]
Demographics
Hungarians, who call themselves Magyar have no ties whatsoever with the rest of Europe but are actually lost albino Mongolians. The proper demonym is Horse Niggers. As Hungarians are not Slavs the sort of ethnic muddying you see in other Eastern European countries is not nearly so prevalent. The Slavs and their dirty thievery are not welcome, and the Slavs do not wish to come. The chances of finding a nigger here are about as high as the chances are of you getting laid and not paying for it. Don't celebrate too fast, white supremacists, Hungary is not the promised land of whitey. Instead of niggers, Hungary has gypsies, which are like niggers, but they have dark magic, master theiving skills, and 10 kids per woman. So actually, they are sort of exactly the same. There are some Germans here that showed up atleast 100 years ago when they decided they wanted a climate approximately 1 degree warmer.
Language
The influence of all the whores in Hungary is evident in the language, as men, lesbians, and women who have not choked on 4 cocks at once will find pronunciation extremely difficult. Your Mom, however, will have no problems at all. The language has some similiarities to Finnish and Estonian, but it's sort of like saying C and Python are similar languages because they are both imperative. And if you laughed at that, you should kill yourself.
Another interesting fact about the Hungarian language is their unique way of telling if you are drunk. The traditional way of saying "cheers" is "Egészségedre" which means, "Up with your health!" but if you are a drunk your speech becomes slurred and it ends up meaning "up your ass" this has produced many LULZ in Hungary for many centuries. Thus showing that Hungarians are as simple minded as newfags and will get drunks to say this every time like some old over used meme.
Culture
- Gypsy beating is a common activity and since its inception in the 50's, Hungary's original sport of choice, Soccer, has
fallen into disusebecame alternate fertilizer, resulting in the one of the most storied soccer countries in the world not being in a world cup for 4 decades.
- Drinking: is an activity undertaken by nearly everyone over the age of the second trimester. The Hungarian national drink is Palinka, which is the distilled blood of gypsies mixed with their fresh tears. Also, you fucking can't make this up, they're most famous drink, the one everyone gets as a gift and drinks on special occasions like Bailey's or Absolut, is called Unicum. Unicum, which is made by Jews, can blame its name on some cockmongler Austrian emperor who decided to prank his loyal subjects by making them call it Unicum.
- Paprika Made from dried peppers, Paprika is actually Hungarian for crack. They put it on fucking everything and it turns your shit red.
- Scat and Beastiality Although nowhere near as successful as the Germans or the Nips in either market, Hungarian women have a strong affinity for getting together and administering loving fellatio to their pets. They are also in so much scat that when you fly to Hungary, you are pretty sure all 4 of the stewardesses were in a video together that you saw two weeks ago.
- Being Ugly Huns are not good-looking people. Maybe that's why only horses will fuck them, and why the population is shrinking. See picture.
Food
Hungarian food is defined by the aforementioned Paprika. Despite being dry as dust and tasting like dirt, it is well loved by the population. When a food borne illness knocked paprika off store shelves in 2005 they shit their pants so bad that NPR was talking about it all the way in the US.
The other essential ingredient in Hungarian cuisine is grease. If you are served any dish in Hungary and just the fumes don't give you chest pain, demand a new meal, as you are not being served authentic cuisine but touristy crap. Hungarians are also known to fortify such food as bread or vegetables, things naturally lacking in grease, by dipping them in chicken fat or frying them in chicken fat.
Hungarian Wine
Finest grape liquor of the Soviet Union after Bulgaria's. You'll be a well-cultured gentleman when you surprise your hosts with a good bottle of Hungarian Wine that doesn't require a corkscrew to open.
Economy
A certifiably second world country, Hungary is a place that continues to juxtapose success and the wonders of middle class life with crushing hopeless poverty. For every Ikea/Walmart/Porn-store giant building of capitalist merchandise there are 15 shitty apartment projects populated by old people who live off their welfare checks from the gubment.
Trivia
- In some weird relation to a rebellion against Austria in the 1840's, Hungarians did not toast with beer for at least 100 years, and are still pretty uncool with it.
- There is a saying in Hungary that goes "The Pole and Hungarian are two good friends, they fight and drink their wine together."
- The /b/ Animated Drama Duckman owes its pervertedness to its Hungarian writers Klasky/Csupo.
Trolling Hungarians
- Hungarians hate
SlavsGypsies and are eternally in sworn warfare with them. Troll them by calling themSlavsGypsies and say how in school everyones taught that Hungarians areSlavsGypsies. - Telling Hungarians that Transylvania rightfully belongs to Romania.
- Asking if they are "hungry" Because they haven't heard that joke a million times already.
- Point out how their bankrupted Government rents not only their Capital City but also whole infantry divisions to Californian Gay Porn producers.
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