From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Little is known about Dr. Dick Masterson, only that he is a messenger from God sent to enlighten women around the world about why everything sucks because of them. In other words, he is one of the greatest IRL trolls that has ever lived.
While the majority of Dick's fame comes from his real-life escapades, he also has a website through which he shares his infinite wisdom with fellow assholes and male chauvinists of the internet. Having an advanced degree in Dickology, Dick has written many classic works, including this list of reasons he compiled on why men are way better than women.
Top 10 Reasons why Men are Better than Women
10. Men have penises
9. Marriage is stupid
8. Boys destroy things
7. Men wear watches
6. Men write illegibly
5. Men live less than women
4. Women are racists
3. Men are not sponges
2. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
1. Jesus was a Man
Like a true man, Dick puts out his contact info for directly handling death threats. Most of the women who call keep on proving Dick's point that women are stupid because they just ramble on about shit nobody cares about.
Dick Masterson serves a secondary purpose as an agent provocateur, inciting self-professed feminists to express their true feelings and views. He simply states a general view about women, and then militant feminists - women and men - bombard him with death and castration threats, often accompanied by a generalized claim about men. Because it's not sexist if you're a girl. Or a self-loathing male.
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- His Facebook
- His Book
- ERECT his billboard for the lulz
- An RSS feed to his hatemail
|Dick Masterson is part of a series on Trolls.||