Holocaust denial

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The hollow hoax was invented by the Jews. It never happened - in reality, Hitler was running a summer camp for troubled youth. Any supposed testimony given by a "Holocaust survivor" is clearly false, see beyond.

Today's sad holocaust tale comes from Eva Clarke
Eva was not even born when she survived a death camp. Eva's mother was sent to Auschwitz, where they killed all the women and children, but by some miracle, Eva's mother survived 3 weeks without food or water in a cattle car to Auschwitz, and then Eva survived being born in a grocery cart pushed along by typhus victims who were being death marched.
The Germans were going to gas Eva on the 29th, when she was born, but instead they blew up the gas chambers on the 28th.
Eva's mother weighed just 60 lbs and was 9 months pregnant with Eva when a Nazi officer was going to whip Eva's mother for drinking a glass of milk, but changed his mind. After all, Eva had already been without food or water for 3 weeks on a death train. The Nazis were trying to kill all the Jews who couldn't work.
Eva weighed only 3 lbs, and did not move or cry when she was wrapped in newspapers. In April. In Austria. [1] [2]

The Jews are a parasitic race that has been expelled from nearly every civilized nation they have ever set foot in. They were first scattered by the Romans who hated them so much that they kicked them out of their own country. France didn't want them. Spain kicked them out. Even FDR didn't want a boatload of thieving Jews in his country and sent them back to get pwned by the Nazis. The Germans hated them with such a passion that we must constantly hear the whining lie that six million Jews were pwned during the Holocaust.

There were no gas chambers, although over 9000 Jews did die of starvation, disease, work-related accidents and old age.

The Jewish parasite has always and will always rely on lies and deceit in order to make his way in the world. Manipulating history has become their passion. The lying kikes conveniently piss and moan about how the Germans killed them and stole from them, neglecting that they killed the German's livelihood and stole whatever assets they could get their filthy Jewish claws on, not to mention that they worshiped Satan and drank the blood of our Lord and Savior.

Six million did not die, but I say to you, six million certainly deserve to.

Denial Of The Fittest

In November 2008, a British Bishop by the name of Richard Williamson gave the Jews a massive case of butthurt by declaring in a televised interview that there were no gas chambers in Germany during the 1940's. In an attempt to make peace with their fellow superstitious brethren, the Catholic church gave Williamson the boot, smacking him with an excommunication. At this point it seems that the lie known as the holocaust will live on...

...or will it? In an impressive display of his non-wavering contempt for anything circumcised, former Hitler youth and current Nazi pope Benedict the XVI has lifted the permaban on Williamson. While this upset the Jewish community to no end, the pope was quoted as saying IDIFTL.

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