Borderline personality disorder
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Borderline personality disorder is a clinical term for those generally recognized as so supremely fucked up that insurance companies will gladly pay for them to be tranquilized. If you have borderline personality disorder, you are highly likely to - and rightfully should - kill yourself. Seriously, there's no hope for people like you. Just end it all.
Anyone claiming to have borderline personality disorder OTI are of course, wonderful trollbait and contain more lulz-per-pound than a furry convention. However, if you ever see one of these special individuals IRL, trolling is ill-advised. BPD can make some people very dangerous and they could become violent given enough irritation. However, if you do decide to risk being decapitated by a raving lunatic, you'd best have a witness there to film dat shit and put it on YouTube.
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Symptoms
Borderlines tend to be emotionally manipulative, codependent, demanding, masochistic, paranoid, sexually deviant, and display temporary psychosis (meth-style). They see people as either perfect or the enemy; this varies based on their mood at the time. Some mental defectives within the psychiatric community have sought to rename this disorder "adolescence".
Suffers of BPD are known to constantly change their mind about everything, including their sexual orientation and even their gender. This phenomenon is also commonly embraced by art students and 16 year old girls who want to impress/freak out their (multiple?) boyfriends.
People with BPD often experience something medically termed Being an Emo Douchebag (BED). They like to go on frantic emotional rants, often on their LiveJournal and they can't relate to other people, making them sad-sack loners. This often leads to them becoming self-injurers and possibly even An heroes because nobody understands them, not even themselves. This symptom of self injury has led every emo in the world to e-diagnose themselves with BPD.
Treatment
At present, there is no cure for BPD, though many sufferers tend to self-medicate through such means as gluttony, drug abuse, self injury, excessive spending, gambling, stealing, driving recklessly, and having unsafe sex. These drug-addicted dangers-to-society then post videos of themselves doing aforementioned behaviors on YouTube or elsewhere, although their attention-binge ends at some point when they go too far and promptly win themselves a luxurious bubble bath vacation with Bubba.
An experiment conducted at a London laboratory recently showed that arsenic cured the disease with a 75% success rate. Death counted as a success.
See Also
"Victims"
- Rachelle Waterman
- Meele
- Amalea
- Your ex-girlfriend
- Ratherberucking
- Dark_angel
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Borderline personality disorder is part of a series on Diseases and Disorders. |
