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Jesskitt, also known on FurAffinity as Kittcreations, recently trying to pass off as Magnum husky, is a retarded law-school dropout furfag who enjoys such hobbies as making fursuits that curiously resemble bricks, writing massive journal posts that would put some of the greatest novel writers to shame, tracing artists lightyears ahead of her in talent, and of course abusing her unfed pets. She also delights in wasting money, and has her parents paying her rent when she owns two Xbox 360s, lives in their trailer, and continues to buy more dogs.

She also has a husband who she beats and frequently blames all her shortcomings on. The poor fucker is too pussy-whipped to do the right thing and kick the shit out of her.

 
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Remember, the internet is not a mask for you to hide behind. You shouldn't be acting like an idiot online just because 'it's the internet I can do whatever I want'. Also, on this particular site, just because it is open to the public does not mean there aren't any rules attached at all. Respect other people isn't directly stated in the TOS, but it shouldn't have to be. Anyone who was raised properly should automatically know that in order for to get respect, you have to show it.
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—*JessKitt at her most hypocritical.

Contents


Memoirs of a Fucktard

DON'T STEAL MY STYLE!!!!

Jess came to the attention of people after her adventures in tracing were exposed. The allegations were denied, even after being confronted with proof. Later, Jess moved onto making fursuits, often priced ridiculously high. Her reasoning for this was the cost of materials, which she listed ad nauseum as justification for her prices. Yes, that's right, you can now own your own KittCreations fursuit for the low, low price of $1,000! Funny enough, most of her work ends up going unsold, sitting on furbid at $50 for 20 days.

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WHO WANTS A DOG?

My dog chewed on your custom-built furhead - you'll pay for the repairs.

Jess' next exploit was to adopt a dog from a shelter as a gift for her dad (who didn't actually want one), realize that an 8 month old ACTUALLY NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT FOR WALKS, and then attempt to unload it on FurAffinity, a website populated by furries and dogfuckers. From photos she's posted, the dog appears to be kept in a dirty outdoor cage. Jess expects this dog to understand English and also not to move.
The dog later got it's revenge when it chewed up not one but two of her shitty fursuits. I guess that's just what you get when you never exercise your pets!

Jess also has this awesome habit of spending so much money on three entire Xbox360s and myriads of other useless bullshit that she often doesn't have the money to pay her rent or buy the groceries she and the animals need to live. Thus, she relies on donations! And mooching! And she's acquiring more dogs! Yes, Jess has worked out that even though she can't fucking figure out how to train or look after the animals she has already, it'd be awesome of her to get more. She recently bought two puppies from a neighbour or something, in early August, 2009. These puppies are 6 weeks old and thus haven't even been weaned correctly; Yet she's actually bitching that they're not house-trained yet. Gee, Jess, baby animals, like baby humans, require time to learn where to poop!

WHO WANTS A DOG v2.0

In early-mid October 2009, it was confirmed that Jess had dumped one of the ill-fated puppies onto her grandparents, and the other into a local shelter. She couldn't even handle these animals, whose commitment to life she had agreed to, for two fucking months. Oh but spaying her animals is totally out of the question. She plans on breeding her dogs and selling the mutts for fucking mad ca$h. That'll go real well.

JessKitt vs. FA Mods

Victim!

In a stunning display of ingenuity Kitt made a complaint about the mods doing their job by removing all her stolen, traced and unreferenced images. In a fit of lies and twisted words it appeared that unknowing forum goers would be moved to sympathy by her rumor-mongering and arrogant complaints.

However, the day was saved with the power of screencaps and links. Jess's tracing, lying, verbal harassment of mods, complaints and general drama whoring were shown and sympathy went down the hill at the first sight of her inability to follow rules.

After her permaban Jesskitt replied with threats of suing, even after being told by an unaffiliated lawyer group that she has nothing to stand on. Yet again, nothing but hollow words and empty threats from a gasbag who knows nothing.

The Epic Fursuit Flamewar of '09

Sometime last thursday, in June of '09, JessKit remade an old bernese mountain dog furhead, claiming that it was much better than the original, and posted it on the Fursuit LJ community. As usual, the furries tried to avoid major butthurt by being nice and giving her ways to improve her work, but the butthurt ensued. JessKitt swore to almighty Lion Jesus that her suit looked amazing and could sell. Not long after, everyone stopped giving a rats ass about being nice, and started posting image macros to shove teh fail in her furry face. And when furries make fun of you, what hope is left? Srsly.

After rising to 250+ commments, the admin eventually stepped in and baleeted the post. Luckily, a few brave souls screencapped the lulz, forever commemorating this epic pwnage.

Incriminating evidence

No, really. It's all her own work.

Talented


Jesskitt versus Rain: An Actual Commissioner?!

It all began in May 2009. Jesskitt, in her usual hissy-fit demeanor, was running around crying many emotears due to the fact that she BAWWWWW didn't have any money. So one day, a poor woman known as Rain decided to commission Jesskitt for a fursuit in hopes that the money would help towards her situation. Little did Rain know how bad things would get.

Rain commissioned Jesskitt for a simple partial fursuit to wear to the summer's upcoming Anthrocon. She wanted nothing more than feetpaws, handpaws, a tail, and ears. She also told Jesskitt that if she got the fursuit in time, she would be wearing it in the convention's Fursuit Parade, in which a buncha furfags run around in their jizz-stained cumsuits, waving to cameras. Of course, Jesskitt fucking creamed her pants and took on the commission. Money AND free advertising? Who could resist?!?!

Now remember kiddies, this suit was commissioned in May, and Anthrocon was occurring during the first two weeks of July. So it would seem that Jesskitt would have a whopping two months to sew together some fucking accessories in no-time, right?

WRONG.

Having had two months to complete the fursuit, she waited to the very last minute to finish it and send it a few days before the convention started, meaning Jesskitt spend some extra cash to have it expressed mailed. Because of the time it arrived, it was not possible for Rain to wear the suit, which was actually a blessing in disguise, as the fursuit quality was shit and saved Rain from looking even more of a furfag.

Some quality examples of Jesskitt's methods of making fursuits include:

  • Hot glued seams.
  • No sewing whatsoever.
  • More hot gluing fur on top of fur.
  • Having the fur fall apart.
  • Being a lazy bitch and just painting on markings with acrylics.
  • Using construction paper for pawpads. No I'm not joking
  • Making it look like a kid could have made a better fursuit.


The partial commissioned.

Quality work from Jesskitt.

Hot glued seams. Sewing is for pussies.

It's falling apart.

Quite literally falling off. Oh yeah, that pink is painted too.

Glued the orange fur on top of the white fur.

Yup, that's painted on. Probably traced too.

Construction paper: Tools for pros.

Srs bsns and tl;dr

More tl;dr

Rain's side of the story

Rain's review, and what's this? Hate mail from JessKitt?

"Why we exist?" Good question, Jess.

In the meantime, JessKitt replies with even more bullshit

Examples of Quality Fursuits

Jesskitt thinks she's a man

Although she is ass ugly enough to be considered one, recently accounts of Jesskitt's were discovered under the alias of "Magnum Husky". Under that name she posted journals about herself CONSTANTLY, even now she STILL tries to pass herself off as someone else.

See Also

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