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So, we here at ED have decided we want to expand our horizons a bit. If you've been on the Internet for any amount of time, I'm sure people have introduced you to new memes, or perhaps you're old enough to remember the Prime Number Shitting Bear. We want ED to become THE repository for all those Internet things that made you smile, pass along to friends, or have you singing "Weee!" while going to class or work. We're all about the lulz and the best way to create lulz is through infotainment! And we can't do it without you guys.

So here's the deal, actually worry about facts, but don't forget the lulz, either. Mock the shit out of the stuff you didn't like, but remember what we're trying to do. And don't worry, we won't be subjecting you to a rigorous "is this dramatic?!" session with everything you write like that OTHER WIKI, but we won't hesitate to put some crap on the page until it meets a better standard.

Feel free to add to this list as you see fit. And take some initiative and add on your own, too, this is just an example list. If you were part of an interesting IRC channel, or remember interesting IRC people, write about them! On an interesting message board? Write about it! Consider ED your own personal Internet museum, if you have to. And, I can't stress this enough, keep it fun AND funny.

"Articles That Need Your Help" is here.

Before you post a request here:

Encyclopedia Dramatica (as a rule) is only interested in articles relating to drama, internets, or memes.

Include links unless you are pretty sure everyone interested in the subject area will have some idea what you are talking about.

Contents

Articles Needing Creation

Remember - if it's blue or purple, it already exists, if it's red then it needs to be created. See also: Special:Wantedpages

Wikipedia Drama

  • Hamish Ross Schizophrenic Britfag TOW sockpuppeteer.[1]
  • Juliancolton - This was a failed experiment that I attempted to bring back and make improvements on but failed.
  • Lulzapedia a.k.a Encyclopedia Parodia. We need an article on them, vandalism requests are posted everyday on the mailing list and sometimes ED:TJC.
  • Realist2 - enemy of Hagger?.

Hackers

Look for more hackers to lulz up.

LJ Users

Please keep the "no real names" rule in mind when creating user articles.

  • alabastard A sick fuck who thinks he's Lucius Malfoy. He dresses up like Lucious and goes to HP cons with his wife who (aside from being ALLERGIC TO THE SUN) dresses up like Draco. He sees nothing wrong with playing the father of a woman/boy whom he is presumably banging, and his giant ego allows him to capitalize the words "We" and "Our" on his journal. The coverage and relentless spamming of this could spark a lollercoaster of epic proportions. For more info see his journal or "Draco's" journal
  • Kupok - Name shows up everywhere, has about 10 furs eternally pissed at him so I can't tell what this fag's all about. doxplz kthnx <3 Kupok
  • Snowgrouse: Infamous Doctor Who fangirl obsessed with slash. Is very hypocritical about the new series like "OMG I HATE RTD HOW DARE YOU GRRR MARY SUE ROSE BUT JOHN SIMM IS SO CUTE SQUEE!". Likes making slash Photoshops. her LJ
  • Ventorus01 All around craziiee lady (aged 20+) who lives in la la land with her imaginary Japanese friends and plays with them in her imaginary band named "Japanese Dragons". Causes some massive lulz and wank wherever she goes. ventorus01

LJ Communities

  • Anti_feminism [2] supposed to be against feminism instead of anti-feminism as a whole, but everyone has a different opinion on that.

Memes

  • Cool Cyle - OH GOD NOOOOO. This man will make you rage. A common forced meme...and a troll who finds comedy in having conversations with himself. His username is Cool Cyle and when someone else posts Cool Cyle the other Cool Cyle says "Some1 stole my account." or "I was hacked.. that wasnt me" Troll represents all 13 year old boys out there. Cool Cyles pictures however, are always the same fat kid who took a bunch of pictures on his Macs webcam. Next time you see Cool Cyle, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
  • CyberneticGhost/Thousands Of Years Ago - Recent OC meme spawned on 4chan. Involves the ATHF character and often has a long and boring post that always the same but ends with a different meme. IE: Cool Story bro, You're reading this thread in my voice, etc. Ref: [3] [4] [5] [Not a whole lot else on this apart that every thread that starts with this ends up with people posting the Turkey version about Anti-Taco Legislation, theres a thread on /b/ about every other day.]
  • Downfall. Subtitled Hitler sensation. It's mentioned in the article on Hitler, but it really deserves an article of its own.
  • End Man, possibly as a part of a series on The Cancer/The Chemo.
  • Hello My Future Girlfriend - Anyone remember this web 1.0 wonder meme? Newgrounds popularized the hell out of it, and it quickly between 1999-2001, became a meme to behold. Then, as Mikey (the kid IN the meme) aged into adulthood, it quickly fell out of style.
  • I AM ANDREW I AM A MEME!, HOLY FUCK! This is one of the most annoying forced memes I've seen in a while; it first appeared on 4chan's /b/ before the cancer spread to freechan, rollachan, and many others.
  • implying - implying we don't have an article on implying implications</greentext>. --One With The Lulz 02:44, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
  • NANANANA NAH NAH NAH. Someone posts a picture of Pink and starts with NANANANA NAH NAH NAH I'M GONNA START A FIGHT and then people repeat but change the words (like Living On A Prayer, except actually funny and has started more than a few epic threads.
  • Trident Nigger. He loves trident layers, and he's going to get that babysitter. /b/ has spoken and it shall be promoted to a meme.
  • Then a skeleton popped out - Originated on /x/. Began as the ending to a piece of bad creepypasta. Soon, legions of posters took the phrase and tacked it to the end of serious creepypasta. Lulz ensued. Thread is here, go here after it 404s.
  • Also, Pretty much everything in Wikipedia's internet memes category we don't have an article on. We cannot have those fucks outdoing us on internet culture coverage. Ever. So what if it doesn't relate to 4chan?

Facebook users

David Davidson- Legendary Troll.

MySpace Users

Look for more MySpace users to lulz up.

Sites

  • BallSack.org - One of the largest (1500+) compilations of shocking media content gathered from around the internets. Ballsack has gore, scat, and everything in between. It's like a malaise of redbull and asparagus, So scantly sweet and vegetative. Link
  • Bamboo-Delight - Weird Anti-Semitic/Judeophobic Alternative Medicine company started by the now-dead Dr. Wu Tao-Wei. Link
  • Bulbapedia - Wiki of Pokemon. This shit has an article for every single pokemon, pokemon attack, pokemon type, pokemon trainer, pokemon trainer's pokemon, item, game...basically, anything that has ever made even a five-second appearance in the show or the game has its own article. Link
  • Catchan link - A chan for cats which also has a /bun/ and /pup/ board
  • ChanSluts - formerly known as CHANCHAN, a subsite of LURKMORE. The camwhore cesspool of the chans. Home to intense modfaggotry and much butthurt drama. LINK
  • dragoncave -- dc the site where all egspam is from and where people go crazy over pixels on a page. srsly poeple lose it over anyting like if their dragons die. go see
  • Giant Robot Magazine, Store, and Online haven for all things Hipster, Artfag and AZN needs an entry and serious trolling. Link
  • La Russophobe [10] - Anti-Russian blog that claims to be the best authority on Russia. Run by pseudonym users who accuse anyone who disagrees with them of either being a spy or stupid. Always attack people's credentials, yet never discuss their own. Lots of lulz when you post a comment disagreeing with them, they will lash out at you like the angry german kid. here are two articles to start with.
  • LuLu [11] - Well, just search for LuLu on ED at all the people who have shit "published" with them. "Authors" include the likes of David Gonterman and Prince Jeremy. It's a goldmine!
  • RandsOnline - A family website by Furries and 13 Year Old Boys. Also has a forum for /b/ tards Link
  • Screwattack - Considering how much they get ripped on here, it might be worth giving them their own article. Link.

Forums

  • The Frontlines A metal band message board that has long since devolved into members threatening to kill one another, arguing over nothing, and harassing Australians. [21]
  • Rapture Ready - [23] Redirects to Christian forums right now, but seeing as FSTDT seems to quote members from RR just as often, if not more often than CF, it deserves its own page. - In Progress Grimm 04:45, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
  • RaymanZone [24] Official Ubi forum for the Rayman games. As you can see, it got hacked for the 7th time now, but before it had some great lulz regarding the deletion of a top admin's account.
  • Serebii [25] The largest forum for pokefags. Needs an experienced creator to make due to amount of potental lulz.
  • Skadi - [26] one of the first (relatively) active forum to enable anonymous posting. Massive drama in late 2006, trolls attracted to the White Nationalist community there.

People

  • Arthur Kade - His hometown magazine calls him "The most despised man in cyberspace right now". IRL troll? I don't know, but he definitely suffers from major unwarranted self importance. [27]
  • Carly Fiorina - ex-Hewlett Pacard CEO FROM HELL and recently Troll. Gave herself a golden parachutte while giving 28,000 HP workers a golden shower. Running for the Republican Senate seat in California to replace Barbara Boxer and to destroy the American economy since she couldn't destroy Hewlett Packard. Also responsible for this fucked up commerical.
  • Donald Deatherage (great powerword, amirite?) an early-ish predator as Headshaver on AOL, some details are here, search or scroll down.
  • Eric Flores - Webcomic artist. Goes by the alias "Dumok the Artist" or just "Dumok". Sick fuck who draws various godawful porn comics such as War Mage[28], Monster Lover[29] and A Call to Destiny[30], to name a few. All of them rife with shitty art and fucked-up scenes involving bovine furries[31] and orc porn[32]. His shitty comics are published[33] by a vanity press and he has a YouTube account[34] where he is revealed to be fat-ass 41-year old virgin who probably lives with his mom.
  • Kurt Greenbaum - Director of Social Media at the St.Louis Post Dispatch. The self-proclaimed "journalist" tracked back the data of an anon who typed the nasty word "pussy" in a comment on STLToday.com , violated the PD private policy, called the employer of the guy and got him fired. He has no feelings of guilt and called the now unemployed guy "jackass" on his twitter-account. The internet hate machine just has started raping Kurt, and manufactured this fine website [35]. His blog featuring some lame-ass excuses why it is perfectly right to get someone fired for using the word "pussy" on the internet is here: [36] Here is a solid article about the incident:[37] Here's another example of his faggotry at the Riverfront Times Website. [38]
  • MadV faggot nigger lover that misrepresents anonymous and opposes everything we stand for. His youtube was hacked once. I really can't accurately describe this piece of work. Look at it yourself. [39] [40]
  • Marc M. lulzy motherfucker who operates Sick Animation. Generates massive lulz from the fact that almost all his cartoons deal with extreme homosexuality,racism, and shit, pissing of millions of people who can't deal with seeing a dick. Responsible for such brilliance as Roy Man and Donald's Pizza Heaven. "I like Donald's Pizza Heaven because there are no black people there! Yayyy... oh."
  • MCRmy -You can see why this is needed, so do it... Intel
  • MeMe Roth Meredith "MeMe" Roth is an anti-obesity advocate, pro-ana retard, and all-around attention whore. Examples of her IRL trolling include insulting that chubby girl that won American Idol [41], getting cupcakes and soda banned in schools [42], and recently appeared on the Daily Show [43]. By her logic, cupcakes are poisoning our kids, anti-freeze "tastes good," and "donating books to school libraries" are fun birthday party activities. (Check some of the "fat rights" advocate blogs complaining about her for extra lulz)
  • Neal Adams : A computer progammer who "will draw, computer animate, green screen, motion capture, and create C.G.I. animation with character driven personality." The lulz comes from the fact that he believes that the Earth is growing, and that there is a conspiracy among scientists to silence him. [44]
  • Randy Pausch - hero of collegefags (the same type that would go around posting "Who is John Galt?" posters around campus) and attention whore who got promoted by talk shows and the news for simply writing a "moving speech". did I mention he died? lulz potential - upsetting a ton of faggots.
  • Scene-chan - Affiliated with Eric Tofsted. Began camwhoring while underage; started on BBWChan, moved to FapChan, did a few stints on /b/, some Stickam and Y!Live camwhoring. Involved in drama on /r9k/ where her address was posted and facts were leaked that she has practiced beastiality. And she's a fatty. Many .rars can be found in /rs/.
  • supersportRacist new age fundie faggot who thinks people see by shooting light out of their eyes and that evolutionist are really Nazi conspirators. Just a taste of his madness [45]
  • Victoria Stafford A 8 year old Canadian girl who is supposedly kidnapped; is all over the news, and suffering from Missing white woman syndrome A good article on her while the news is still so fresh would be good. Update shes dead. but anyone whose up to do the article, go right ahead before they stop talking about her on the news.
  • Vince McMahon Since we got an article about John Cena how about we put an article about Vince McMahon on here, something real lulzy would be good.
  • Stephanie Yanez -- YoutubeFacebook Fan Group Her website. One of the biggest weeaboos I have come across. She seems to think she's an American J-pop star. She even goes as far as to throw in some fake accent when she sings english lyrics. She's tone deaf, and sings at animu conventions. She has a CD. It's awful. An article MUST be made.
  • Zecharia Sitchin -- Considered by many to be Charles Darwin 2.0. Wrote an entire series of books about how we never actually evolved from monkeys, but from aliens. Also says two planets in our solar system (that we haven't discovered yet) crashed into each other thousands of years ago and created asteroids (one which became Venus) that destroyed life on Mars and caused a huge flood on Earth which caused Noah to build his ark (the flood also destroyed the civilization on Atlantis). Oh yeah, black people are native to Earth and white people are originally from Mars but came over before life on Mars got destroyed.

Internet Shit

  • Gayfish - A parody song created by the shit series South Park. It was part of an episode that was made to troll Kanye West's Heartless song.
  • Gaymer - This could have lulz potential, type gay gamer into google and you'll find a fuck ton of websites related to this. Also, I should note that anything we do would be risking gay bashing and that some of the sites are just shitty blogs that added the word gay to them for more page views.
  • Jmagnolia - epic troll who posted two threads on IMDB on the Seven Samurai and Last Samurai boards claiming to be an offended samurai, needless to say lulz ensued when a shitstorm of posts fell for the bait and the threads lasted for over 3 years till they were locked by IMDB moderators, still lots of fond memories lurking on the internets. Just google his name.
  • omgpop A gaming site created by Anon to troll Spogg.

FurAffinity and other furry bullshit

Comment Please suggest your articles on the Furfaggotry Needed Articles Page from now on.
Remember, we do not want more shitty stubs on every Furry, we want articles on true lolcows.



Companies

  • Trader Joe's an overpriced understocked Aldi that hipsters and iPhone owners go to buy crap like grated flaxseed and minced tofu for twice the price as going to the local supermarket.
  • Verizon, though not as evil as AT&T, when you go into a Verizon Wireless store they will try to sell you just about everything in the store except what you are looking for. Service is expensive.
  • Whole Foods yet another overpriced place to buy food for hipsters and iPhone owners. The sell just about everything except whole food.

Video games

  • Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Square-Enix's answer to Brawl. The game is a clusterfuck of all the main protagonists and villains of various Final Fantasy games, and having them beat the shit out of each other. The main story is like a bad crossover fanfic, and the game's multiplayer scene is filled with tourneyfags.
  • Driver - An old game where all the player did was drive around in a stupid car.
  • Lemmings - An old game where you lead around a bunch of cute things into various water or gravity related death traps.
  • Minecraft Basically,legos online. You build shit,and trolls come and destroy it.You can build gas chambers,swatzikas, a longcat tower,anything. http://www.minecraft.net/
  • Phantasy Star Universe I know the article got deleted twice, but the game is just pressing the attack but over and over again in the same repetitive locations in predictable dungeons with boring loot. Not to mention the fans are hypersensitive to the truth because they don't want to admit they wasted 2000 hours playing a shit game instead of doing something with their lives, kinda like WoWfags.
  • Toribash Trippy computer game with ninja stick figures. The people that play it are easier to troll than YouTube and BlogTV combined.

TV Shows

  • 24 - Ran in real time, pretty much about the FBI and terrorists
  • Arthur - A lame TV show that furries masturbate to, created by possibly a closeted furry.
  • D. Gray Man - One of the newest anime about exorcists. The plot and the character personalities are just asking to be extracted for potential lulz.
  • Family Matters - The same reason Fresh prince of bel-air has an article. Also, Steve Urkel.
  • Gintama - An anime lulzfest similar to shows such as Lucky Star and BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo. Oh, and Ichigo Gyunyu!
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - This show is full of fail and pwnt. And BAWWWWWWWWWWWW. I'm putting this here to be created since I'm too new to attempt creating a page myself.
  • Katekyo Hitman Reborn - It has a baby with a gun whom he shoots a 14-year old schoolboy with to make him rip all his clothes off and do all kinds of stupid shit in his underwear while going on a roid rampage. Need I say more?
  • ReBoot - for the same reason Doug has an article. Plenty of fucked up pr0n and nostalgia of "TEH BEST SHOW EVAR".
  • Soul Eater - The newest overrated animu featuring little kids who use other little kids as weapons that transform into other weapons. Careful. Very confusing article to write.
  • The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Awful new drama show for white, middle-class, teenage girls that think their lives suck because daddy doesn't let them do anything they want!!!111. Basically, some chick gets pregnant and her boyfriend won't come back and help father the baby or some shit like that.
  • True Blood - Take your pick of what to mock. At least it has tits.

Fandom Stuff

  • Artemis Fowl Fan Gathering [48] Difficult to describe, but to be blunt it's a fan site for a book series about a society of furries and otherkin. Features crappy fanart and fanfiction that hint at a collective boner for the characters. See what hand drawn gay furry porn/shota you can find!
  • Avenue Q Some Broadway show starting people holding puppets. Notorious for its musical numbers, including "The Internet Is For Porn", "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist", and "If You Were Gay". Has a very large Internet-based fandom.
  • Dead Leaves - Take FLCL, give it heavy doses of crack and make it have hot buttsecks with Cowboy Bebop. The result is roughly 60 minutes of WTF, lulz and epic. Someone posted the dubbed version in 5 parts on YouTube. (Note: I may do this myself when I have the time)
  • Miku Hatsune Part of a shitty singing program called "VOCALOID" Yamaha created that has a blue-haired animu loli for its mascot. Videos of her "singing" can be found all over YouTube - once you watch a video, you can easily see why weeaboos and the Japanese fap to this shit. Srsly though, she sounds like a fucking robot that can sing notes that can make dogs howl (or your ears bleed. Whichever you prefer). In agony. Has her own version of leekspin. Somebody plz do an article on her or any of the other VOCALOIDS for the lulz.
  • Squires of Dimness [49] Unfunny fangirl drawing stupid shit about Nine Inch Nails. Includes terrible Italian stereotypes, unfunny jokes, and inaccurate portraitions. Also, outdated band members (lulz). Bottom line, captain unfunny.

Twisted sexual acts

  • Holiday porn -- You know the sex toys and porn that they release near holidays? The candycane dildos,the pics of the easter bunny having sex? Some of this porn is so ridiculous,it desevres its own article. Mother's day porn pictures tend to be the funniest. "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY,ALSO PENIS!!"

YouTube

Comment Please suggest your articles on the YouTube Needed Article Page from now on.

Remember, we do not want more shitty stubs on someone who blocked you, we want articles on true lolcows. (Don't edit this article, Youtube has no lolcows. Duh.)



DeviantART

Comment Please suggest your articles on the DeviantART Needed Article Page from now on.
Remember, we do not want more shitty stubs on kawaii-no-desu artists who abuse dodge-and-burn, we want articles on true lolcows.



Deleted Pages That Need to Be Rewritten

These pages have been flushed in our effort to improve quality, but are about subjects that might be interesting and relevant to ED's goals.

  • Starthehedgehog100 - This was deleted, it's definitely worth rewriting it now that she's back on DA, meaning more lulz are to be had from her.

Miscellaneous

  • Dei3and8 - Epic FCTC troll that became an hero because he had CP. DISREGARD THAT JUST A EPIC TROLLING (FOR SCIENCE!).
  • Internets On TV/Movies- How TV portrays Internetians/geeks such as Garcia on Criminal Minds, Abby on NCIS, The Big Bang Theory, Chuck, etc and specific episodes (like every other episode on Law & Order: SVU) plus commercials (Geek Squad, Mac vs PC etc) and movies like Hackers, Swordfish and The Net.
  • Kidz Bop Many words can describe this, one being a very lame thing where kids do covers of popular songs, check out some of the YT videos they are lulzy, full of fail, and the only people who will buy them are retards, and the only people who watch the kids bop videos are pedophiles.
  • Songsmith. Microsoft program that puts shitty music to anything you sing into the mic. Rather than actually singing into it, youtubers are playing the isolated vocals from classic songs and uploading the results which range from mildly funny to fucking awful. Could be the new youtube poop since like poops it doesnt require any talent whatsoever on the part of the user, just screwing badly with existing shit and a computer that you can pass off as something you made. Queen in Songsmith Metallica in Songsmith Rick Astley in Songsmith Johnny Cash in Songsmith.

Articles that need help

General

Specific

  • BambiBlaze - Needs moar drama, etc.
  • Bobby Boulders – Infamous Wikipedia vandal.
  • The Boondocks - All this article has is flame wars, memes forced on it, and racism thats not doing it for the lulz. It either needs fixing or deletion.
  • Chav - needs moar lulz, moar shit, moar improvement, moar images and moar drama!
  • Daedryon – Canadian gamer and wrestling fanboy who enjoys getting himself banned from wikis and forums.
  • Dagoth Ur, Mad God – An Australian Wikipedo and lolcow who nominated himself for Administrator three times, a troll on various other wikis, and an Elder Scrolls, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Homestar Runner fanboy.
  • Fernando Burtoni - I need help getting it to be more like a standard ED article, because I'm new here. and although it has potential, IT SUCKS.
  • Imperial Library – A database and forum on The Elder Scrolls.
  • Invader Zim - Uncyclopedia bullshit, not nearly enough bashing the emo fanbase.
  • James Bond - Needs moar internet shit about the fags who freaked out over Daniel Craig being cast as James Bond, and moar lulz over the different Bond actors (although Sean Connery wife-beating jokes have hit their limit... or have they?).
  • Jonas Brothers - Needing cleanup/rewrites/less shit/moar drama.
  • Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer - needs more text.
  • Kirby - Since creation has gone through a massive EDit war. Has potential. If you are a pretty funny guy and doesn't afraid of responsibility, please take it upon yourself to edit this article.
  • Latenightshots - Needs moar anon raep.
  • Lulz Map - A lot more people still to be added to it, I highly advise to work through the Category:People list to get it started.
  • MindWipe - Needs moar funny, drama, etc. And also better organization of content.
  • Patcondell - The athiest youtube comedian. For a something about a comedian, the article just isn't funny. Needs more death threats from muslims and support messages from the BNP.
  • Pink_Spider - This article needs to be funnier. It does not meet ED standards.
  • Piotrus – A former Wikipedian Administrator who is involved in the Wikipediametric drama.
  • The Great Fence - Has a good potential, and needs more Lulz..
  • The Well-Cultured Anonymous - The best self help book in the world. Written By Anon, for Anon. And its article is crap.
  • The xchan effectNeeds more lulz, especially in the oldfag section.
  • They Might Be Giants - Old article was crappy jokes and information on the band. New article needs to be 90% on their internet exploits and any interesting events/drama surrounding the band ONLINE, if anyone really cares.
  • Tinychan - Lightweight imageboard for mobile devices. It's currently receiving threats and attacks from Kimmo at Anontalk.
  • TV Tropes – A wiki on tropes used within fiction. See wikipedia:TV Tropes for more information. It deserves more than what I wrote.
  • UESP – A wiki on The Elder Scrolls.
  • Tyler Warren (aka ImmortalKaine) – Canadian gamer and wrestling fan.
  • UESP Watch – A anti-UESP blog.
  • Uncle Kage - this guy leads the world's biggest furry convention. A convention that may have caused a fucking baseball team to lose because they shared a hotel with the said convention. There has to be SOMETHING on this guy. He's creepy and he's important.
  • Yiffstar - needs moar lulz and drama as does the site itself

Stuff to Keep up to Date

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