Username Bans

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Who can blame them?

If you are going to vandalise a well-known wiki and bring the admins to their knees, it's best not to do so with a username which gives you away immediately. Among the wiki sysops the number of accounts you have dedicated to showing what a huge fucking faggot you are is a mark of pride.

As is the case with any famous wiki, the number of accounts created for vandalism far outweigh the number of accounts where people actually edit.

On Wikipedia

Due to the fact that Wikipedia is a large pile of pelican shit, Wikipedia vandalism is not pointless, it is a noble cause and often does not go reverted for many months. To do it properly, read How to Become a Wikipedia Vandal.

There are of course many, many, many usernames which exist solely to piss of TOW admins - far too many to list here. If you want to see them yourself, look on the Users List.

Note: Many of these will say that no such user exists because the wikipedos have deleted it. If the user genuinely did not exist they would not be on the user list. Many people such as Blu Aardvark made lots of such names, but the humorless Wikipedos deleted them.

User:Hitler
User:Jew
User:Cunt
User:Suck my dick
User:Vandal
User:AdminsWillSufferSoon
User:Black people shouldn't be able to vote
User:Fuckipedia
User:Ḟüçǩ ƫḧé Ṽıřğıñ Ḿåřỳ
User:Encyclopedia Dramatica User Sockpuppet of Blu Aardvark
User:Wikipedia is great! Sometimes, it's even true! Another sockpuppet of Blu Aardvark
User:ED is Good
User:Encyclopediadramatican
User:Wikipedia is Communism
User:Rapeyourhollowbones who's only contribution was telling the world he had assburgers
User:Rapefantasy
User:Wikipedia = fashism
User:Wikipedia_Has_An_Article_Called_Niggerballs It really does. You suck them. And no, that's not a joke.

Metapedia

"Metapedia supports racism" is totally unacceptable.

Strangely enough for a wiki that tries to reveal the truth, most of these accounts were banned for pointing out the glaring obvious.

User:Hitler_was_a_sensitive_man
User:Hitler_was_evil
User:Hitler_was_killer
User:Hitler_was_murderer
User:Hitler_was_raped_by_his_daddy.
User:HitlerWasADoucheBAg
User:Hitlerstachewasadirtysanchez
User:Nazis were killer
User:NazisSuck
User:Nazisarecunts
User:Odin was slain by Grawp’s massive cock.
User:Note that registering and editing at Metapedia using Open proxies is not allowed and will result in suspension of your account. — OH SHIT, I’M SCREWED.
User:Mission statement — LOLWUT
User:Metapeia is a sick website that is racist, homophobic, and sexist
User:Metapedia is poop.
User:Metapedia is smacked by Graawp's masive cock
User:Metapedia_supports_Racism
User:Moar liek Niggerpedia, amirite?
User:Metapedia sysop raped little children, and he was a known prostitute, aka male whore. He worshiped Satan and sacrificed babies in his name. Metapedians are terrorists and should be shot. (Killhamster?)
User:I_also_have_a_dream
User:I_am_a_pervert_about_the_White_race
User:I_am_going_to_decapitate_NatAll75

On Encyclopedia Dramatica

In case you have not noticed, the members of ED are unphased by the usual shittiness of the internet so do not particularly care if your username involves some weird hobby. Therefore most of the username bans involve some level of dedication to the sysops. Here are but a few: