Fort Longcat

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Fort Longcat is the base of the Patriotic Nigras, serving as the Fursecution HQ of Second Life. Several versions of the fort have been raided and destroyed by racist Second Life mods, so its current location is a highly guarded secret.

The Beginning of Fort Longcat

The Epic Fort Longcat

In the beginning, Fort Longcat was made of fail. The first Fort Longcat was made out in a field somewhere on public land. This version of the fort didn't last very long since it was built right next to a furry nightclub and was immediately baleeted by the Nazi Furfaggot Lindens (Moderators of Second Life).

The next several revisions to Fort Longcat were made of moderate win, but were quickly detected and baleeted. None of these forts lasted more than several days. Their destruction was partially due to security issues on Ebaums's boards, which quickly filled up with furry spies.

The semi-permanent "New" Fort Longcat was the largest and best, yet extremely unorganized due to random expansions. The original was a simple conglomerate of memes, Batman, and Longcat. This was simple and effective, but had a strange air of incompleteness.

One night when everyone was asleep, a freshly inaugurated Patriotic Nigra called Stakedick Hitchcock expanded the Fort greatly with many walkways and shitty buildings. This led to the creation of Meme Tower and the business district. The new Fort Longcat was renamed as Epic Fort Longcat.

All pics of this fort are below.

Business District

The Business District was populated by Shoppette Lol and Nig & Nig General Sales, which sold various memes and pr0nz. The two competing businesses often raided the other's store, and once Shoppette Lol was even burned to the ground. Also, Admiral Ackbar's home resided in the Business District.

Nig & Nig General Sales was the second store to be erected upon the fertile air of the Business District. Its foundation was inspired by the shittiness of Shopette LOL and the drive to provide the Patriotic Nigras with quality goods at reasonable prices. The owner and operator, Narwhal Food, produced a highly acclaimed line of prefabricated buildings that most builders in the Business District purchased and used for their own use, including the owner of Shoppette LOL, who used the insurance money from burning his store to the ground to buy said building.

The first generation of Shopette LOL was a small and shitty hut made of bricks and fail. However, Shopette LOL was the only shop available at the time. The shop sold mostly dongs and meme textures to be used on objects. However, on the creation of Nig & Nig General Sales, Shopette LOL needed to quickly expand and improve to stay afloat. The owner and operator, Stakedick Hitchcock, turned to Narwhal Food for help, since he himself had no building skills whatsoever. Narwhal Food sold Stakedick Hitchcock his new product, the Shop Kit. Nearly every building in the Business District used this kit for their structures.

Retard Room

The retard room (see the bottom for pics) was a room where one could go to laugh at pictures of retards. This was where Princess Tzara, the cockslut, was tricked into walking into. Once inside, she realized that the door had been sealed and she was staring at a picture of herself. This was easily evaded by teleporting 10 feet away from where she was standing. However, the ruse generated many lulz from the perpetrators, Narwhal Food (the creator of the picture) and Stakedick Hitchcock (the creator of the Retard Room).

Soviet Room

The Soviet Room was created in honor of Motherland Russia. Inside was a shrine to Stalin, Lenin, and "ENJOY CCCP". It was made entirely of fail and chrome, but was made for the lulz anyway.

Meme Tower

A large structure built of old memes. It had a unique feature that the windows allowed those inside to see out but those outside would only see a meme. The second floor of the Meme Tower holds a sex dungeon while on the 3rd floor a replica of the WTC was on display. The tower contained virtually every good meme ever, inside and out, and on all four sides.

Middle Deck

This area was mostly memes, and was the most populated and visited area of Fort Longcat. After realizing that Hell was infected with AIDS forever, the Nigras moved upward and constructed a less offensive and more lulzy area. This soon became shadowed by expansion, but is a valuable view on the history of Fort Longcat's development, and a horrible reminder of what was lost.

Hell

Also known as the shitty lowest level, Hell was the original structure of Fort Longcat. Though it used to be made of win, and a place where one could pick up cool weapons such as a semen spouter gun or a watermelon cannon, it became place where no one wished to venture, as it was filled with annoying sounds such as Batman screaming and a perpetual rocket noise. We couldn't get a good picture of Hell because every time we got near it, our eyes burned and our ears bled. Luckily, it's gone forever.

Baleeted

At 7 PM, EST, on January 15th, 2007, disaster struck. The retarded Nigra Cockhitch Hitchcock decided to bounce around a million cubes and the most annoying noise ever, eventually crashing the sim. Fort Longcat is still usable, but we still hate Cockhitch anyways. He couldn't even figure out how to teleport somewhere lolz.

FL Becomes A "Permanent" Fixture

On January 15, a Nigra who wishes to remain anonymous purchased some land, but he was retarded because it's the smallest piece of land you can own and it can only hold 117 items, not even enough for one twentieth what the last Fort Longcat was. After teh monies were paid, the Nigras proceeded to crash the sim with Marios, pissing off the person who just sold them the land.

After another retarded Nigra crashed the server with Mario spam, the land was apparently taken from the PN, by either the region/sim owner or SL staff themselves. There was a twist however, from PN forums:

"This is the guy who owned the sims where the glorious PN's tried to create the first legitimate Fort Longcat. As usual, they blow harder than they really are.

intLibber is actually Mike Lorrey, a 38-year-old libertarian blowhard who apparently advocates free speech and un-PC-ideas until they show up in his backyard. He's also the sort of dickhead who gives his SAT (1340) score and IQ (A supposed 160, which would make him smarter than Einstein, or basically anyone living) in his personal bio. Trust me, this has all been crosschecked and this is our guy.

http://mikelorrey.com/

http://intlib.blogspot.com/

As far as I can tell this guy has a personal vendetta against the glorious PN army now. He owns the nine sims surrounding the sim that FL land was purchased on."

The Patriotic Nigras had unintentionally trolled this blowhard, creating lots of lulz as he bitched about them on his blog.

...Except Not.

On January 16th, 2007, the owner of a neighboring parcel found out about the fort.

As Fort Longcat was big enough at this time that it spread across two parcels (divisions of land); a large amount of the fort was actually in her land. She had logged on and reportedly attempted to build something on her land, only to get an error from the Second Life client, claiming the parcel was "full".

Needless to say, the owner wasn't too happy about being unable to build on her land. She destroyed what she could of the fort, and presumably contacted the owner of the parcel containing the rest of the fort, setting forth a series of fail and AIDS which eventually destroyed the entire fort...leaving nothing.

Thus was the death of Epic Fort Longcat.

WE SEARCH FOR HOURS PART 1

WELL IT ALL STARTED WITH MOOTY, LOLWUT, AND I CAME TO THE EMPTY SIM FOR A NEW FORT LONGCAT! WE B& BIME ESCAPE FROM MOOTYS PN FORUMS, BUT HE FOUND A WAY TO FOLLOW US TO THE SIM, AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE SIM, THE PLACE WAS NO BUILD. LINDEN BANNED MOOTY. LOLWUT WAS ATTACKED BY A SECOND LIFE MERCENARY, AND A LINDEN. AND I WENT FACE TO FACE WITH A KAAAAAAAAAAAARA TIMTAM. I WAS BANNED FOR HOURS. A Nigger: "/OH LAWD HOURS BE A LONG TIME MISSA" WELL IT SEEMED LIKE HOURS, BUT ANYWAYS I WAS SEARCHING, NOTHING ON THE SCREEN BUT A BANNED IP. GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC PROXY. LUCKILY A SOCKS4 PROXY WAS IN FRONT OF ME. A Nigger: "OH LAWD SOCKS4? SOCKS4 MEANS EASY IP TO TRACK WHICH BE BAD MEDICINE." WELL THIS SOCKS4 WAS GOOD MEDICINE FOR ME.

HBKR and Castle Longcat

HKBR Longcat. Lulz dark.

Castle Longcat

HKBR

During the long-lasting fort in the Digital Empire sim (which got raped by spam and retained its laggy conditions for two months), a sim was found and used to erect a decoy fort. Nothing at all happened with it and was deemed safe after the fall of Digital Empire. Shit was built in the air. Nigras then had a grand old time shooting the new shiny fun friend launcher lowering the time dilation to less than one tenth of a normal sim. Eventually the blocks were railgun'd away, and the fort was deleted the next day. Shit was built in the air and deleted, again. Then finally, shit was built on the ground and deleted. However, the sim was set to no-build and is currently another fucking useless server.

The Transition

The 10 days between the time that HBKR was found out, many Nigras kept searching for new sims to make the fort. About 9 new small forts were, and all of them were destroyed by lindens who were told off by spies (Bima Escape).

The Search is over

Around March 25th, the Nigras found Paperboy Co. The sim was full of Japanese crap and owned by the same person as hbkr. This gave nigras a new hope for the new Epic Fort Longcat, called Castle Longcat. Around 6 Nigras came at first and built the castles first three floors, then the Longcat and the floors on top of it, then the gunshop, then the graveyard, then the prison, then mootykips grave. The Patriotic Nigras had outfitted the castle with cannons, a tower of Longcat and Tacgnol, a graveyard to remember those brave Nigras who had been b& in the wars against furry scum, ramps for Partyvan jumping, and many memes. Nigras rejoiced and chikins were fried. However this didn't go on for long.

Deleted

About two days before the fort was gone, two spies from the JLU came in as Nigras to find the new base (Bima Escape and Lobo Kong). They both reported and bawwwww'd to the lindens about niggers building shit in an idle sim. However no sign of the owner taking action was made. A Linden appeared suddenly, so Nigras deleted what they could. Moronically, the Linden did nothing, leaving fragments along with drop boxes at 600 meters high. A week later after the commotion had died down, a shitty, sizable lean-to was created. After one day of existence, the JLU appeared causing the Nigras to disperse. Drop boxes remained for an entire fucking month and was a frequented by new accounts, stocking up on weapons. Its demise came about as Nigras began to use it as a main fort, ultimately leading to an entire wiping of the sim.

Desert Longcat

The conference room deep inside the fort's superstructure.

ZOMG PICS TO COME SOON

Right after Castle Longcat was discovered. The Nigras were jumping fences, swimming, and running in order to hide from the lindens. After running for miles, one smart nigger talked about about his small fort in far away rocky desert known as Stoll. The nigras then traveled for days and then finally got there. All of them then started to relax in the pool and shoot guns for the lulz in addition to Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. The Nigras then started to build their epic small fort into the biggest hueg like Xbox fort ever to grace the Nigras. Known as Desert Longcat/Castle Longcat #2/SandNigger LongCat, the fort was known for the Nigra Flying Dooms ship, The hueg superstructure that held among the top of the original fort and for the amount of storage facilities. But all was not well in the fort. About 6 days later, Bima Escape (JLU spai) came to Desert Longcat to spai on the Nigras. After the arrival of Mooty and Nexis for the raid against Furry Park. Bima Escape then reported everyone that was there. The next day, as all Nigras were sleeping in their desert castle. Hueg air raids from Lindens were made as they carpet bombed (B&) every single Nigra in the fort. After the raid, only a few Nigras were left as they glimpsed at the remaining ruins of Desert Longcat.

All quiet before the storm

After Desert Longcat was destroyed and over 9,000 Nigra accounts were killed. Furries/lindens/Justice fags were in rejoice. However it was not long for the Nigras to rebel. The first official epic raid was about to set forth a new way in the Nigras lives.

First with the destruction of what was left of the base...then the attack against the JLU.

Outpost Longcats of PN

Known as Outpost Longcats, outposts in SL were made so that Nigras could retreat after a raid to a small base without getting lindens or spies to track them to the real Fort Longcat. Nigras were known to discuss false and yet convincing plans for a next raid there to lure spies away. Most outposts that were made were small and only took about 5 minutes to build (mostly with an already built prim that would spawn the small fort). Out of all outposts that were made from March-April, The most popular outpost was called Dibiza, in which some fag forgot he paid $2,000 for a shitty server. Exploiting a now-fixed bug that allowed a person to build on a no-build, the Nigras lay down decorations and boxes containing raid materials. Around mid March, a nigger found this tropical island. Already abandoned, Nigras came to this island to build the first outpost. The outpost was to show a territorial mark for Nigras as they set foot on the owners lands. After Castle Longcat was destroyed, Nigras soon then created more outposts around the grid for new alternative areas for Nigras to build their forts.

Fort Longcat has been canceled

First Warning. NO MOAR FORT LONGCATS-Nexis

Castle Longcat, in ruins. Desert Longcat, in chaos. The Shrine (Woodbury University), filled with drama. After four months of making Fort Longcats in SL. The time for them had stopped as Nexis said on April 13th.

"TL;DR Version:

No more Fort Longcat due to angry lindens.

Sermon Version:

Fort Longcat has long been a warm place in the heart of many a Nigra. Most of us have fond memories of fucking around at the fort, whether it was building a shrine for Afroduck, dispelling a furfag raid, or constructing the fort itself. Many Nigras have been trained and born at Fort Longcat. Many forts have been built and destroyed over time, and it has become almost a duty for a Nigra with time on his hands to construct a new meeting place for the others.

However, this practice is no longer acceptable.

Fort Longcat has always been a congregating place for the humble and oppressed Nigra, and Lindens, JLUfags, and others know this. Time and time again, Lindens have stopped by the fort in order to demolish it and mass-ban the unfortunate Nigras who were there. This has become so frequent that forts are built and destroyed within hours of each other, and countless precious MACs and IPs are banned before we can even complete OP: SL or anything else. In addition, land owners associated with Fort Longcat are being banned left and right (Tizzers, MC, etc).

It is time we halt this stupid cycle and stop constructions of all new Fort Longcats. We will not make Linden Lab's work easy for them. If they want to ban Nigras, they can come after us one by fucking one. No more fish barrels for you."

LOL NO!

After Nexis made his speech about niggers not hanging around forts anymore. The Majority of the PN still made forts and outposts. This however changed when Mooty found out that niggers were still building.

SECOND AND FINAL WARNING - Mooty

After many Nigras disobeying Mooty, and kept making forts. On April 19th, mooty shifted into serious business mode and told the Nigras to knock it off or its the Cotton field for you!

"The next one to mention FL on these boards gets permabanned.

Also, anyone setting up a FL will be permabanned as well.

thanks

- mootykips"

New Ruler, New Opportunity

With Mooty gone, a new ruler has taken claim and has written down the rule that Fort Longcat will be given a rebirth. With this said many Nigras cheered and have gone to sims to make a new glory in the Fort Longcat Saga.

New Ruler? Moar liek new furfag

It turned out that the new ruler of PN in August was a stupid redneck named Jwan (Jesus Was A Nigra), due to intense butthurt, Jwan left with tears after being picked on. After Jwan left and became enemies of the lulz. ^Ban^ took his place, however no one has made a Fort Longcat yet.

The Continuation of the Epic that is Fort Longcat

The Patriotic Nigras have recently initiated the construction of more Fort Longcats. Coming soon to a theater near you.

Update: The giant fucking cargo ship FFS Longcat is currently under construction above [censored]. Due to corrupt Lindens and Second Life AIDS, this is not affiliated with the Patriotic Nigras. So base your raids from somewhere else. Maybe an e-brothel. The completed version will feature

Rooms
Doors
Guns
Little flying floaty things
Assorted knickknacks
Memes
Zerg
Fursecution
Zerg

Gallery

Epic Fort Longcat: The first few days of Epic Fort Longcat.	Epic Fort Longcat: Business district (Jan 07).	Epic Fort Longcat: Retard Room. DURR I HAS A DOWNS!	Epic Fort Longcat: Soviet Room
Epic Fort Longcat: This was the retarded Stakedick Hitchcock burning his own shop.	Epic Fort Longcat: Lounging around on the Great Floating Niggerdick.	Epic Fort Longcat: Beware The Deadly Downs	Epic Fort Longcat: An aerial view of Hell.
Epic Fort Longcat: This is the outside of the Soviet Room.	Epic Fort Longcat: This is the inside of the Soviet Room.	Epic Fort Longcat: Overview of the entire Fort.	Epic Fort Longcat: Descent into Hell.
Epic Fort Longcat: First level of Epic Fort Longcat. Memes, floods, and noises.	Epic Fort Longcat: More Hell.	Epic Fort Longcat: Even more.	Castle Longcat: Closeup of Castle Longcat first installation.
Castle Longcat: Bar and dancefloor	Castle Longcat: Mooty's grave due to permaban :( However Mooty will rise from the grave two weeks after :O	Hbkr spam: Photographed by an unknown person and originally displayed in Baku.