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Bill O'Reilly is a member of the old media and a conservative shill. Whilst (like CNN's now Fox's Glenn Beck) he is not, strictly speaking, a "journalist", he is considered a "pundit" and therefore doesn't know what he's talking about. Bill O' Reilly loves NBC and CNN much more than Fox, as he has stated many times. When he isn't on a NAMBLA retreat with his good friend and founder of Fox News, Rupert Murdoch, he likes to yell at people and call them idiots because he can't wrap his brain around intellectual ideas which do not involve "mastering" his favorite pastime. Despite claims of independent political viewpoint, Bill is a typical conservative butt-puppet. He is known to have constructed an elaborate George W. Bush altar in his bedroom, complete with American flag panties, photos of George in an organ-grinder monkey outfit, and freedom-scented candles. Video clips of Bill kneeling naked at his Independent altar can easily be found on YouTube. The clips show Bill singing songs of freedom, "and I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free!" and sliding up and down on a greased 16" red, white, and blue realistic veined freedom stick named "Unkle Sam" and complete with big, bulging eagles and a suction-cup base.


IRL Trolling Faggotry

Bill O'Reilly (more like BAWWWWW O RLY, amirite?) just won't shut up about politics. He spends his career talking about boring shit such as elections, 9/11, and that hurricane that happened in that state full of brown people with fuzzy hair. His show The O'Reilly Factor is basically him going on about this critical information over and over again, sometimes threatening to get off his wrinkled kiester and beat you up if you vote for someone he doesn't like. His show is watched by the kind of people who'll chase you out of their house with a shotgun if you say "damn" in their presence.

He is also known for telling people to shut up and sexually harassing some lovely young lady, who tried to sue later. But as the old saying goes, "If Bill O'Reilly wants you to suck his cock, you better do it," and the case was settled out of court just like all cases that involve Americunts. See also: Paris Hilton.


No one can work their way around a clit like Bill!
He's better in the original German

Bill O'Reilly also writes books; some fiction, some not; all crap. If you find a non-fiction O'Reilly book in someone's house, then get ready for a really long and boring conversation about the White House or some bullshit. Otherwise, watch out because MAN does this guy write some racy and highly well-written erotic scenes, such as in his book Those Who Trespass, which is about some cunt called Shannon who's a man and wants to kill people kthnx. This book will teach you more than any sex ed class you will ever go to. See here: "Ashley was now only wearing brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon's tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

As you can tell, O'Reilly has had some serious action in his life. Just look at his amazing oral sex techniques. Right away he has the chick "signal her desire" by taking off her clothes. Wow, what a way to "signal (one's) desire." Hubba hubba! Teasing a girl while her panties are still on? That's just incredible. Clearly, this could only have been improved if Shannon was another girl. And if more people used words like 'erogenous'. Mmmmm. Erogenous.

Fun things to do with Bill

  • Count how many times Bill O'Reilly raises his voice at people or uses the word "No-spin zone." (Interestingly enough, FOX News Channel is the only major cable news whose logo constantly spins.)
  • Make fun of Christianity, complain about gay rights ("Gays have all the same rights as regular people, just not the right to act gay. Pretty simple stuff"), or talk about pulling out the troops in Iraq.
  • Watch a better TV show.
  • Wish him happy holidays.

Sexual Harassment

LOL screen graphic
A keen intellect (he does note that Dubya is an hero
Once again O'Reilly gets the scoop! /b/tards are far left extremists.
"Extremist Far Left Internet Hate Group," because you can only pull pranks if you're far-left.

In 2004, a distraction from Bill's usual hobbies of claiming that all his detractors are hysterical nutjobs and accusing teenage girls of asking for it came in the form of a woman by the name of Andrea Mackris accusing him of sexual harassment. Of course no one believed her, because she was just an "unstable woman making outrageous accusations" agai-OH SHIT SHE TAPE RECORDED EVERYTHING. Unfortunately these tapes were never leaked, because Bill paid her millions of dollars to shut the fuck up and destroy them, but for our lulzy pleasure the lawsuit Mackris filed against him went very into detail. Here are some of the more interesting points:

  • "'ve got a vibrator don't you? Every girl does."
  • Told two women they needed to be trained for when a real man showed up in their lives, and offered to give them lessons
  • lost his virginity in a car in the JFK airport parking lot
  • Had sex in Thailand with a "girl" (8yr old???)
  • Loves phone sex
  • Has a "big cock"
  • Wanted to rub her boobs with a "falafel"
  • Boasted about having sex and phone sex with many women even though he had a wife, who was pregnant at the time of the lawsuit
  • Mentioned something about a "loofah"

PWN3D By An 8yo

Last Thursday, Bill cried when an 8-year-old girl on YouTube totally pwned his retarded ass. He was so butthurt because a little girl called him an idiot and insulted Christianity for the lulz, that he brought an ugly, frigid bitch on his show to say that it was child abuse BAWWW. This resulted in over 9000 tons of lulz on YouTube and caused the video to be put on the front page of YouTube as a featured vid for a week.

Bill eventually got even by petting the girl's teddy bear gently like the fuzzy lumpkins he is.

Kill Bill (O' Reilly)

Recently, a group of talented artists named the East Coast Avengers released a track entitled 'Kill Bill O' Reilly' [1]. Straying from rap's usual preference for subtlety and nuance, the single gets right to the point and calls for Oor Wullie to be offed, pronto. Perhaps a partial response to O' Reilly's criticism of the violent nature of hip-hop, the track deals with the various merits of pwning O' Reilly and his family, watching them rot for a while, and then knocking the fuck out of some other conservative whore, time permitting. The latter registered some honorary butthurt [2], as Bill O' is unlikely to acknowledge the track's existence, given that it brings up all that sexual harassment shit.

4chan declares war on Bill

4chan's Call to war. LOL Baleeted.

The battle for the internets has begun. Those who participate will receive massive lulz and free internets which can be cashed in for cp. Check your local listings for moar info. Bill O'Reilly is being targeted by moralfags, but moar importantly, some oldfags seem to enjoy the lulz they think can be received from this war as well.


Billo lurks moar on /b/.
  • Once had sex with my 2-month-old child. Then threw it from his 20th story Condo.
  • Loves it in the butt.
  • Can be seen in the B52's video "Love Shack"
  • Got his nickname "Billo" from his resemblance to Borat's retarded brother who's kept in a cage, who escaped and raped his sister after she teased him with her vagina. Unlike the real Billo, Bill O'Reilly has never done anything that interesting.
  • Closet fan of hit 90s game, Populous.
  • Let these ugly hoes into Ludacris' room.
  • Would like for you to roll your nuts around in his mouth.
  • Is a douche; that is, a device used by women to squirt water into their vaginas and clean them out.
  • Cries because Keith Olbermann is more popular than him.
  • Left Israel due to the great potato famine of '83.
  • Was trolled IRL by Al Franken when the latter arranged lulzy facts about him in book form and O'Reilly sued for defamation, giving the otherwise unremarkable Franken enormous fame and astronomical book sales. See irony.
  • Wishes to enter the blogosphere with a grenade.
  • He would like some motherfuckin' ice tea, nigga!
  • He did WTC. Wait a second, that was the Jews.
  • Sucks teh cock like all other religionfags and conservative americunts
  • Likes to lick Goatses asshole and get fucked by the Giver
  • Has fans because a lot of Americunts are still in love with their middle-school gymn teacher who always talked about "'Nam" but never about how he didn't go there.
  • Is internet friends with ChristianU2ber because he only wants to fuck children with moral, Christian Upbringings.
  • It is rumored that he is having a secret affair with Chin-Chan.

Sylvias and Black People

There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, "M-Fer, I want more iced tea."


—B'Orly, Dining in a soul food restaurant in NYC

Like the rest of us, Bill O'Reilly was shocked that black people did not act like insane monkeys in Sylvia's restaurant. At one point Bill O' The Clown screamed about "niggas not stayin' tru fo real" and followed up by eating a watermelon whilst the Sylvias customers looked on.

For some reason people got pissed. Liek wtf, overjewaction, Amirite?

Contact Bill

Call Bill O'Reilly, The O'Reilly Factor & Fox News Channel. If you want to call Bill O'Reilly, the producers of The O'Reilly Factor, The Radio Factor or the Fox News Channel the number is 1-888-369-4762.


33 Shore Dr Manhasset, NY 11030

Home: 516-627-0654

Office: 212-301-3000

b'day Sept 10, 1949 (Note: messages do not get sent to "some warehouse in Tulsa" according to Bill)

The Radio Factor Call the Radio Factor live from noon to 2 PM EST at 1-877-9-NO-SPIN and opine!

Billo on the YouTubes

Here, Bill O'Reilly shows how much of a charismatic, polite and respectful man he his.

Leftard Keith Olbermann is ftw.

Bill O'Reilly is a bastion of calm


...and the Remix:

Fred Phelps on the subject of Bill O'Reilly

Russia does not approve.

She forgot that women are always wrong. No exceptions.

Bill O'Reilly:"Stop calling me a homo!"

Liberals want to break down the white christian male power structure

See Also

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