Imaginary girlfriend
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An imaginary girlfriend is a mystical girl who has titties and who lives in the internets tubes and every 13 year old boys wet dreams.
Imaginary Girlfriends
Don't believe in Satan Claus and Easter bunny, believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your hand and rub your cock. 90.01% of internet users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's MySpace or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry
Imaginary Girlfriends for Gays
ImaginaryGirlfriends.com is your number one sauce for making your parents think you're straight, proven to be 88% more effective than marrying an Indian lesbian as parents are now wise to that scam HAHA DISREGARD THAT BALEETED
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