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Porn, (see those advertisments to the left) also known as Women's Studies, is without a doubt mankind's greatest technological advancement of all time, but at the same time fail on film, as the purpose of sex is to make a baby, something which porn stars fail at doing, making porn (pr0n) the only good (awesome) fail in the world. It is the sole reason Al Gore invented the Internets. Some argue he invented it so he could fap without leaving noodz around the house for his prudish, lolcow wife Bill to find.
It is usually NSFW, but there is always SFW Porn. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internets is devoted to porn of one form or another.
It's a proven fact that if porn includes naked people of both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the guy's ass.
This also includes the furtinet, one of the several internets solely devoted to porn. Ninety-nine percent of all interracial porn is made by Jews as a part of their strategy to destroy the white race. Porn is often uncovered doing a Data recovery.
666% of all Feminists are against pr0n, and think that men who watch it, or even think about it are addicts. "They may feel shame inside, badness, & a sense of pain, which they can’t seem to escape. They assume that they could never be forgiven or loved again."
girls against porn = Girls against men, no questions asked.
All porn stars are asking for it. All pr0n is raep and violence against women. Especially male - male pr0n.
On the Internets, "porn" can be spelled in any of the following ways:
- porn
- pr0n
- prawn
- prn
- pwn
Whilst christfags are opposed to teh pr0n, it is probably thanks to the christian faith's illogical hatred/fear/taboo attitude towards basic everyday sexual activity that pr0n has such a widespread appeal. Think about it.
French Rapper Mic Life's video clip "putes putes", featuring the rapper himself fucking some porn star. Sadly, JewTube doesn't like uncircumcised porn, and baleeted it.
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Types of Porn
They include, but are by no means limited to,
- Acrotomophilia All the amputees you could ever fap to
- Alt-Porn which is just chicks with tattoos standing around and posing
- Chicksor!
- Ex Girlfriends Porn
- Playboy soft porn, where the co-star is gay and can't even fake interest in anything but his own upper body
- straight pornography (boring but enjoyed by Cats)
- parody pornography
- gay porn (boring but enjoyed by conservatives)
- animal porn (enjoyed by all liberals)
- Gimps Gone Wild
- cakepony porn
- furry porn (enjoyed by Miltopia and Stephen; see Taurin Fox - famous artist.)
- otherkin porn
- hentai (anime) porn
- rape porn (aka "surprise porn")
- snuff porn (enjoyed by Lyndon B. Johnson)
- tree porn (Also a liberal favorite)
- DMHowe
- vore (swallowing-whole) porn
- Dorian Thorn porn
- diaper porn (fucked up but enjoyed by Conservatives)
- Gangbang porn
- scat porn
- Guro (Japanese for gruesome)porn (enjoyed by Sluttycat)
- vomit porn
- shemale porn (enjoyed by Zen444)
- BDSM porn
- kiddie porn
- Partial Unbirthing
- Tasty porn
- Wetlook porn
- Furniture Porn
- Old porn
- Interracial-Anthro-Lesbian-Anime-Shota-Horse Porn
- Reflectoporn
- chauvinist, brutally female oppressing pr0n
- Your mom's favorite Porn
- Japanese bondage porn.
- Child Porn (You sick fuck!).
- Porn advertisements
- Emo porn.
- Written porn.[1]
- Fat porn.
- Second Life PixelSex
Titles that sound like porn, but they totally aren't
- 100 Girls
- sush girl, sush your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips
- 101 Dalmatians (in case you're into that bestiality shit and stuff)
- 12 Angry Men
- 12 Monkeys
- 13 Going On 30
- 300
- 400 Blows
- A Boy and His Dog
- The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D
- A Raisin In The Sun
- A Very Unlucky Leprechaun
- Alice in Wonderland (Actually, according to Pedobear there is a CP movie with this title)
- Alice, Sweet Alice
- Almost Famous
- Anaconda
- Anger Management
- The Animal
- American Idol
- American Pie
- Amy's Orgasm
- An American Crime
- An Officer and a Gentlemen
- And Now for Something Completely Different
- Anywhere but Here
- Any Which Way You Can
- Anything with Joey Fatone
- Apocalypse Now
- Apollo 13 (inches amiright?)
- Apt Pupil
- Arktos: The Internal Journey of Mike Horn
- Audition
- Babe
- Babes in Toyland
- Backdraft
- Bad Boys
- Bad Santa
- Bad Taste
- Band of Brothers
- Barnyard
- Best in Show
- Beethoven
- Beethoven's 2nd
- Beethoven's 3rd
- Beethoven's 4th
- Beethoven's 5th: Big Paw
- Beethoven's Big Break
- Windows XXX
- Big
- Big Daddy
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Black Christmas
- Black Snake Moan
- The Black Stallion
- Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story
- Bloodfist VI: Ground Zero
- Blow
- Bones
- The Bone Collector
- Boogie Nights
- Boone's Lick (Poone's lick amiright?)
- Bring it On
- Brokeback Mountain (pretty close)
- Brother Bear
- The Butler's in Love
- The Buttercream Gang
- The ButterCream Gang II: Secret of Treasure Mountain
- Cabin Fever
- Can't Hardly Wait
- Casper Meets Wendy
- The Cat in the Hat
- Catwoman
- Celtic Pride
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Chasing Amy
- Children of Men
- Child's Play
- Church Ball (mormon porn with Gary Coleman and Clint Howard)
- City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold
- The Cookout
- Courtney Love
- Cut Off
- Dasie's Wild Life
- Date Movie
- Deep Impact
- Desperation
- Dillinger and Capone
- Dirty Hands
- Driven
- Easy Rider
- Eight Legged Freaks
- Employee of the Month
- Enter the Dragon
- Epic Movie
- Every Which Way But Loose
- Exit Wounds
- Fantastic Four
- Finding Nemo
- Fire Down Below
- Flubber
- For the Love of Benji
- The Fountain
- Four Brothers
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Freddy v Jason
- Freedom Writers
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- From the Earth to the Moon
- Full House
- Fun with Dick and Jane
- Gandhi
- Gangs of New York
- Gayniggers from Outer Space (this IS a movie)
- The Girl Next Door
- Ghostbusters
- Glory
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- The Good Girl
- Grandma's Boy
- Grease
- Grumpier Old Men
- Hard Candy
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
- Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- Hedwig and the Angry Inch
- Hide and Seek
- Highlander
- Holes
- Home Alone
- Home Alone 4
- Home Movies
- Horsemen
- Hostage
- The Hot Chick
- Hot Fuzz
- House of 1,000 Corpses
- Howard's End
- I Know What You Did Last Summer
- Idle Hands
- The Italian Job
- In & Out
- Insomnia
- In the Army Now
- In the Bedroom
- Iron Man
- Iron Monkey
- It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
- Jawbreaker
- Jack
- Jack the Bear
- Jake In Progress
- Josie And The Pussy-Cats
- Kicking & Screaming
- Kids
- King Kong
- Knocked Up
- Little Children
- Little Man
- Little Mrs. Sunshine
- Love at First Bite
- Madagascar
- Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
- Marry Poppins
- The Mask (Actual porn site)
- Meatball Machine
- Meet the Fuckers
- Meet the Parents
- Milk Money
- Minority Report
- Monkeybone
- Munchie Strikes Back
- Mystery Men
- My Best Friend's Wife
- My Big Fat Greek Life
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- My Bloody Valentine
- My Dog Skip
- My Super Ex-girlfriend
- Naked Lunch
- Needful Things
- The Never Ending Story
- Neverwinter Nights
- Next
- No Dessert, Dad, Till You Mow the Lawn
- North (Peter North)
- NRA Gun Safety With Eddie Eagle (hosted by Jason Priestley)
- Octopussy
- Orgazmo
- The Passion of the Christ
- Payback
- Paycheck
- Pete's Dragon
- Pineapple Express
- Pink & Tender
- Push
- Rent
- Ri¢hie Ri¢h's Christmas Wish
- Riding In Cars With Boys
- The Ring
- Rocket's Red Glare
- Rosemary's Baby (Lulz)
- Rugrats
- Run Lola Run
- Santa with Muscles
- Schindler's List
- Scream
- Secret Window
- The Sentinel
- Shaft
- She's All That
- SiCKO
- Sin City
- Sister Act
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- The Skateboard Kid
- Sleeping Beauty
- Sleepless in Seattle (staring Seattle)
- Small Town Folk
- Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball
- Snatch
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
- Soccer Dog: The Movie
- Some Like It Hot
- Sometimes They Come Back
- The Son of Rusty
- Spaceballs
- Spawn
- Step Brothers
- The Talented Mr. Ripley
- The Tommyknockers
- Teeth (omfg, watch this movie. its about a virgin thats got teeth in her snatch. no joke.)
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Thirteen (For actual thirteen, Google "Fujinaga Aoi")
- Three Men and a Little Lady (or "Three Men and a Baby".......IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!)
- Titanic
- Toy Story
- Two English Women
- Vegas Vacation
- A Very Long Engagement
- Any film starring Warwick Davis
- Wet Hot American Summer
- What's Eating Gilbert Grape
- Where the Wild Things Are
- When Harry Met Sally
- When I was!
- White Noise
- Wild Things
- The Wizard of Speed and Time
- Woman on Top
- XXX
- Zack and Miri Make a Porno
TV shows that sound like porn, but totally aren't
- 10 Years Younger
- The 4400
- All Grown Up!
- All My Children
- American Dad
- The Anna Nicole Smith Show (DO NOT WANT!)
- The Apprentice
- The Bachelor
- Barney & Friends
- Big Brother
- Big Love
- Bionic Woman
- Bones
- Brotherly Love
- Class of 3000
- Crank Yankers
- Daisy Does America
- Deal Or No Deal
- Desperate Housewives
- Dateline NBC
- Different Strokes
- Dirty Jobs
- Double Dare
- Doing Da Vinci
- Dragonball Z
- The Facts of Life
- Family Double Dare
- Family Guy
- Family Matters (what the crap?)
- Friends
- Full House
- Gilmore Girls (unfortunately)
- Grey's Anatomy (Debatable)
- Growing Pains (one of the characters name is "Boner" for christsakes!)
- House
- How I Met Your Mother
- How to Look Good Naked
- Hustle
- Jake and the Fat Man
- Any with John Stamos
- Jon & Kate Plus 8
- Knight Rider
- The Long Arm (tv series starring Sandy Harbutt)
- Loose Women
- Loveboat
- My wife and kids
- The Naked Brothers Band (lol wincest)
- Play School
- Private Practice
- The Office
- Round the Twist
- The Rugrats
- Saturday Night Live
- The Suite Life with Zack and Cody
- Sex and the City
- Sexy Cam
- Sister, Sister
- Survivor
- Trading Spouses
- Two and a Half Men (you are so messed up)
- Wishbone
- Mythbusters
- The Price is Right
- Nanny 911
- What Not to Wear
- Wonder Woman
- World's Most Amazing Videos
- Worst Jobs in History
- You Can't Do That On Television
- Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
- Mama Mirabbels Home Movies
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See Also:
- YouPorn
- RedTube
- ModelMayhem
- SFW Porn
- Wikipedia Porn
- ED Porn Challenge
- TGP Porn Sites
- The Pornolizer
- Cyber sex
- Stickam
- Jimbo Wales
- Cheap Slut
- List of Porn Parodies
- Lithium Picnic
- Dustin Michaels
- Suicide Girls
- Aries
- Furniture Porn
- The sickest thing you'll ever see- [[2]]
- PORN causes blindness in people with AIDS. Seems about right.
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