Asking for it
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"Asking for it" describes all women's passive provocation of man to perform various sexual acts upon her.
They are ALWAYS asking for it, and to not give it to them is a crime.
History
Since God created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to rape, with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the sluts.
The mere fact that rape is more gratifying than regular, boring sex; because the terrified convulsing of the vagina around a man's rape rod feeling so fucking good, proves that God intended for rape to be a justifiable means of being fruitful and multiplying.
They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
Feminism and Asking for it
Womens' Studies begun in the late '60s for mainly lesbians later caught on with hetero women in community colleges, has resulted in giving them a false sense of power, and worse yet....equality.
Once empowered by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.
In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie. lesbians) decided that they were sick of getting it, and that they too would like to give it. This had the net effect of liberating women and giving them more "choice and freedom".
Choice and freedom in who is going to raep them, that is.
Feminists will just anger the stronger sex and make their cunts more sought-after.
When Women Are Asking For It
Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:
Abortion Clinic: This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS Awwright!
At the Gym: She's ready for it.
At the Concert: She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory.
At the Mall: She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
At the Park: Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be.
Bedridden/Invalid: While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism: Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
Church: She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens.
Driving: Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.
Homecoming: She has bought an expensive dress and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS Awwright!
Homemaking: If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.
Homeless: She'll take it for a cheeseburger.
Fat: She'll take it for a cheeseburger too.
At school: She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S Awwright!!
Sadie Hawkins dance: She's definitely asking for it!
Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed: Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall.
A Notable Example
This stupid little emo ever-so-slightly "alternative" dyke is totally asking for it, and also asking for it on behalf of all 13-year-olds:
She wants you to watch two girls one cup. srsly
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Gallery
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See also
- Almost Raped
- Jailbait
- Heather Howland Is always asking for it.
- Tawneelynne
- Tammyslut
- mexicanicepick
- DJ Skeptik
- Raep
- 4girls
- Middle-School Girl is asking for it. Give it to her Here.
- School_Bus_Fight Bus driver was asking for it.
- WarpMyMind.com is asking for trolling.
- Hole - They have a song called "Asking For It", and another one called "Dicknail".
- John Striker of Mexico, who reportedly claimed that all women were "asking for it", when he whipped out his "special magic staff of Seasons!"
External links
- A fat weeaboo whore asking for it.
- She asked for it, then denied it, and then asked for it again.
- Totally asking for it.
- [1] Not only is she asking for it, but she scouts for potential rapists!
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XDvCsvmXs She's BEGGING to get graped!
- [2] Definition of asking for it
