Sharking

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Heinrich Himmler, contemplating how to shark this young little sailor.
A sharking animated GIF. Not photoshopped at all!


Japan, a bustling nation sporting a healthy acquaintance with the hilarity of nonconsensually violating surprising a woman in a sexual manner. In a land where young girls are regularly molested on subways, it was only a matter of time before a trend such as sharking took hold.

The Asian counterpart of happy slapping, sharking (or "panty pulling") involves running up to a random girl, lifting up her skirt, and pulling her panties down past her knees. The resulting symphony of girlish screams has likely been unparalleled in Nip-land since we dropped the bomb on those fuckers.

"Was the fin on your back part of the deal? Shark!"
- Freddie Mercury on sharking

Contents

Note

Don't confuse this hilariously sexy prank with "shark with laser," which is just some old meme.

You can, however, shark with a laser. Try it out on your sister before attempting it outside your home.

Instructions

  1. Find woman wearing skirt
  2. Sneak up on her
  3. Lift up her skirt
  4. Pull down her knickers
  5. Rape (optional, but highly recommended)
  6. Run away
    • Alternatively: Escape safely and obtain man points


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