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New Main Page

Hey folks, the new Main Page is now live. We've tested it in a ton of browsers, different resolutions, etc. but please take a look and let us know if you see any glitches. Comments and suggestions are also welcome. WM 03:54, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

  • I kind of miss getting to click the titles (Article of the Now, Video of the Now, etc.) to get a preview of things to come. I know there's other ways to get there, that was just kind of neat to me. Lightblood He - spoke - a promise - Lightblood - 06:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
  • I approve, although I'm in concurrence with D-Malice. It'd be nice if the sectional headers could be accomplished without images, or at least so that clicking them wouldn't bring you to the entirely boring and useless image page. Other than that, I'm very pleased with the redesign, and my only regret is that I wasn't around to collaborate in it. --Blu Aardvark 06:52, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
  • It looks nice IMO ~ QQ 07:19, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Not trying to troll here, but I don't really like it, personally. It just kinda DUMPS everything on you at once without really spacing it out. If it were spread out a good bit more, it'd be almost perfect, though. -Nanostrike

In regards to the image links, check this out: [1] ED's new mediawiki version contains built in image linking so we don't need a template any more. I'll update the page later with the proper links instead of the image links. Thanks for the feedback! WM 15:11, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Check it out now - was that what you guys were thinking? Are there any missing? WM 15:16, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Yahoo! Answers

 
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Yahoo Answers works on a "point" system, where the more points you accumulate the more special yahoo abilities you access. This essentially making it an MMO, where most people grind question so that they can level up.
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—Yahoo! Answers

this is lol. However the article is kind of messy. Kind of real messy. Anyone want to clean it up a bit so it can be a future AOTN? --Sheneequa • Talk 06:55, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Taking Down ED

User:Sheneequa/Taking Down ED this could potentially be an excellent telling of ED's history. Plz help out by throwing in whoever you can (provided they fit the criteria of having threatened to take ED down). --Sheneequa • Talk 07:11, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Australia (AGAIN)

The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18. Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that "the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of 'golden showers' in the Classification Guidelines" and/or "Female ejaculation is an 'abhorrent' depiction." Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia. --Sheneequa • Talk 09:09, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Oh those pesky Australians! - Image:Mariosig.gifNH♥sUImage:Luigisig.gif 09:17, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
  • This kind of insanity is what caused the Australian Fritzl to do what he did. --Ritegroic 09:21, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
  • I was saying to Shen on IRC, that this is all quite outrageous for you guys, but I knew about this for a few days, but dismissed it. Pfft, this shit always happens here. <3 from Vonranke 13:28, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
  • The Lucky Country. -userpage (talk) 05:55, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

ISO Trolls

http://www.examiner.com/x-33016-San-Diego-Motherhood-Examiner~y2010m1d29-Would-you-marry-for-health-insurance

tl;dr This woman is making YouTubes looking for a husband so she can get health insurance. Get some!

www.willmarryforhealthinsurance.com


Here's her account: http://www.youtube.com/user/decoro4

-- - wut? 18:52, 30 January 2010 (UTC)


  • I want to cut off her head and feed it to dogs.--Cunt Destroyer 18:29, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Birthers

User:Didaskalos/Birthers what's the plan for this? Should we clean it up and mainspace it? [[ramble|This is what I hate about userspacing shit, some users wander off and their work is for nothing. Like today I found that GoDaddy page in TTT's userspace (he deleted a whole article, wtf).]] --Sheneequa • Talk 14:38, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Lulz is equal-opportunity. I say do it. Shrubkike was here 01:46, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

A Plus Newbie Award

...is back! And Grimm is its first winner since Feb 2008. Expect one of these to be handed out every month from now on. Oh also all you bitches check my earlier postings re: yahoo answers and the like. >:( --Sheneequa • Talk 14:30, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

Introducing...NewAardvarkTV

I'm sure some of you remember my last venture into the Youtube community. Well, after some time, and some consideration, I have decided to venture forth again, with this as my first video. Not much to see here at the moment, I'll admit, but enjoy, nonetheless. --Blu Aardvark 21:04, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Are you going to join Crusadercat's Christian furry club? --Bantustan 23:21, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
    • If he buys this for me, or people send me donations intended for a children's hospital, then I see no reason not to. But until then, no. I don't even have a fursuit.--Blu Aardvark 01:03, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
      • Fuck, those costumes are expensive, $1049 for the blue aardvark costume and $1119 for the aardvark with an attitude and that's the discount price. I imagine furries then spend even more to get them altered so that they have an opening in the groin area so that they can have sex while wearing them. Bantustan 02:50, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

New Template

Toot toot! I just fulfilled a request for a template which makes it easy to put 4 floating images in each corner of a page. I call it {{imagefloat}} . So yes, please test it and provide feedback on the talk page for what improvements can be made. This is a new innovation in class page-vandalism people! <3 from Vonranke 12:36, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Huh? didn't I already made one WP:LTA (oversight this) 21:42, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
    • Yes, it appears so, but it's a bit different. Also, the template isn't on THE LIST, so I never noticed it existed. <3 from Vonranke 13:20, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

The URL Says It All

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/97971-Banker-Busted-Looking-at-Porn-on-National-TV -- - wut? 00:01, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

How do i suggest a Picture of the now?

How do i do that?

rofl25 3rd February 2010 8:04 AM

Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Picture of the Now? --Michaeldsuarez (Talk) (Misdeeds) 13:16, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks.

rofl25 5th February 2010 10:37 PM

An Facebook Hero

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/02/man-who-allegedly-killed-son-posted-details-of-plot-on-facebook-police-say.html -- - wut? 00:42, 4 February 2010 (UTC)


Quotes from the article:

  • "investigators found Garcia and his son, Wyatt, at 1:30 a.m. Sunday inside his car on a dirt road in Twin Peaks."
  • reads the post attributed to Stephen Garcia, 25. “I did this out of love for our son, to protect him and myself.

If you've seen the TV series Twin Peaks and remember the plot about the spirit possessing people and turning them into killers and then possessing their next of kin, then you'll understand. --Ritegroic 00:49, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Is this site really closing down?

What happened?--Vicvx1 01:38, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

If you donate money to us, ED may keep its doors opens. If you're interested in writing SFW Internet articles, I suggest that you help us expand WhatPort80, which ED is planning to use for ad revenue. --Michaeldsuarez (Talk) (Misdeeds) 01:44, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
  • I might donate money to ED if they were a little more forthcoming in how ~exactly~ their site is setup. I mean if they've got it setup to where *EVERYTHING* is all on *ONE* single server/host...pffft, hell no, I'm not gonna give 'em any money to piss down the toilet on such a n00b level setup, that's just crazy. --Flippant 03:23, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
Shit, so did the companies pull their ads because of all the porn? Fuck that.--Vicvx1 21:04, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

So for shitzengiggles would a dump be made before then? MeatPopsicle 04:23, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Well there's a surprise

Depression linked with excesive internet use. Cause or effect?--MudkipsPlz •Is watching you masturbate• 03:06, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

  • ED will give me depression? Bantustan 05:01, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
  • They got cause and effect backwards. If someone is a loser IRL, they then use the internet more than someone who is cool IRL. --Ritegroic 09:57, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

^THIS

  • Using the Internets also hits the same brain receptors that get jiggy with opiates, so it's more to do with basement dwellers being fat losers in the first place. -- - wut? 18:09, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids

I facepalmed. http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes and look at the digg comments for laughs http://digg.com/celebrity/Miley_s_9_year_old_sister_launching_a_lingerie_line_for_kids Okay and see the picture of one of these models. Now they're maybe 2 or 3 feet tall and see the even tinnier dog they're carrying? Damn what breed of dog is that small?! --Ritegroic 14:23, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Rewrites Needed

We need separate articles for Internet and Internets. I've made a start by rewriting the intro a bit to reflect the difference between the place that NORPs go to do online banking and shopping (the Internet) and the place where we lurk (the/teh Internets) but I don't have time right now to even split it up into separate pages (which they need to be). Anyone who feels like making a start, go for it.

We could also prolly use a separate article on Netizens but we can spin that off later.

At some point, we also need to have a separate article for /b/ and /b/tards (which currently redirects to /b/) but that's after the Internets rewrite. But -again- if someone wants to go for it, I'll be happy to dogpile on tomorrow.


-- - wut? 03:20, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Colbert Pwns...Again

He also said he had a site called http://pussypatrol.org.

On last night's Colbert Report, Colbert had a piece on Canada's 'national magazine' which used to be called The Beaver. Apparently, they had to change the name since The Beaver kept getting blocked by Internets pr0n filters. The new mag is called Canada's History and Colbert told everyone to go to Urban Dictionary and make entries for "Canada's History" to define the most depraved sex act imaginable. So far so good.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canada%27s%20history&page=59

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadas+history


Sauce: Go to 03:03. -- - wut? 18:06, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

NBC's Racist Menu

From twitter
Fallout

http://www.entertainmentandshowbiz.com/nbc-black-history-month-menu-sparks-racism-rumors-2010020634820

 
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LOL @ UPPITY NEGROS. GET OVER YOURSELVES.
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—GlitterXBomb, February 5, 2010


-- - wut? 04:15, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

  • I fail to see the problem besides the fact they're getting a bomb meal for peanuts and they're STILL calling it racist. Lightblood He - spoke - a promise - Lightblood -- 05:05, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Goddamn, that is some good eating for $7.50!-- What would you do for a ? 20:55, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Userspace shit

Attn: Weebs

User:Anna/NANA is 3/5 of an article by a user who isn't here anymore. One of you weebfucks want to clean it up so it can be mainspaced? --Sheneequa • Talk 23:11, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

  • The opening section flagrantly violates things to avoid and the rest reads like it's crap. --Ritegroic 04:50, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Attn: Chanology fags

User:Anonatumor/StarshipTroopersAnon was this relevant enough for mainspace? --Sheneequa • Talk 23:27, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

  • Just some crap about spiders and nothing about chanology or starship troopers, which had no spiders in that movie as they only had insects ands arachnids are a completely different class and even under a different subphylum of arthropods than insects. It also didn't even have the Fritzl spider pic. --Ritegroic 04:49, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

ED down

is anyone else having problems getting on to ED? i had trouble a couple of hours ago it just said "this service is not available try again later" GlobalUnderscore 00:06, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

  • From what I have read from IRC, it was a DDoS attack on ED. - Image:Mariosig.gifNH♥sUImage:Luigisig.gif 03:33, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
  • We were just experimenting with opening hours. Since we can only afford x amount of bandwidth for y amount of jewgolds, we will be closing for lunch. -- - wut? 04:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Is there a way to redirect the URL to some corny splash image off the main servers while the bouncers are out for lunch?-- What would you do for a ? 08:53, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Prolly WP80 if we have to run it like an IRL shop and close up on evenings and w/ends. -- - wut? 20:17, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Epic win?

here --One With The Lulz 13:09, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

The original image from Michael Barrick's (the artist responsible) website and his LiveJournal. --Michaeldsuarez (Talk) (Misdeeds) 14:25, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Pedobear: Olympic Mascot (For People Who Don't Click Links)

Poland: YHBT

The Gazeta Olsztynska published an image showing the bear alongside genuine Olympic mascots Quatchi, Sumi, Miga and Mukmuk to illustrate a feature about the Games. It appears that the newspaper lifted the picture from Google Images, unaware that it had been created as a prank by Michael Barrick, a Canadian artist and graphic designer.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html

-- - wut? 22:07, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

See Also

The Pedobear Robot.

Chanology Conclusion

So, I was gone during all of Chanology. From what I hear it is more or less dead, or at least past its peak. Could we get a final historical article on the entire thing? --Sheneequa • Talk 20:31, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

 
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All of the submitted videos will be published on prominent video sites by Feb. 10th, 2010, and the winners will be chosen no later than Feb. 28th 2010. For a more complete rundown of the rules, please visit our rules and regulations page.
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—Agent Pubeit


-- - wut? 21:50, 8 February 2010 (UTC)


Verizon Blocks 4chan: Official

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2358940,00.asp

Did Verizon block access to the Web's most infamous message board? 4chan thinks so. Christopher Poole, founder of the site that brought the world rickrolling, claims that Verizon has been "explicitly blocking" access to 4chan.

Jeffrey Nelson, a "PR guy" from Verizon, confirmed the blockage via Twitter. "2 of 4Chan affiliates were staging for attacks," Nelson wrote, adding that the attacks had stopped. "They're green-lighted for tonight's network update." Earlier, 4chan had noted the blockage. "Over the past 72 hours, we've been receiving reports from Verizon Wireless customers having difficulty accessing the image boards," Poole wrote. "After investigating, we found that Verizon is dropping traffic... only on port 80 (HTTP). No other subdomain/IP/port is affected, which leads us to believe this block is intentional."

"After an hour and a half on the phone, we've received confirmation from Verizon's Network Repair Bureau (NRB) that we are "explicitly blocked," the site later wrote on its status blog.

However..."At no time was 4Chan itself blocked. Ongoing network security team monitoring has now determined there is no longer an immediate threat. Connectivity to those sites is being restored later today."

-- - wut? 22:12, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

I wonder when some of the workers in Verizon that went to 4chon quite a bit found out they did this, they ran to the head offices and told them that it was a terrible fucking idea and that a shitstorm would be headed their way. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   22:54, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

  • Strangely enough, I was having periodic trouble getting /b/ to load at home around the same time as the Verizon block and I'm TWC/RoadRunner. /tinfoilhat. -- - wut? 23:47, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
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