Plenty of Fish
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Warning!: The pain of butthurt straight ahead! |
| FAT ALERT
CAUTION: FATASS AHEAD |
Plenty of Fish is an online dating site mainly for gays, fatties, Troll, emowhores, your mom, and the mentally challenged. The site was created at least 100 years ago for the sad lives looking for love on teh internets. Scientists have done a recent study on Plenty of Fish and have found a shocking statistic of at least 49% of girlfriends have found their BF 4 LYFE!!!11 Most users on Plenty of Fish are either wrist cutters and/or beached whales, most of which do not deserve oxygen. Rarely, a semi-attractive woman makes an appearance, but you can bet that they are single for a reason, normally due to their unrealistic expectations of what they deserve in a partner (most of these people are cunts. They know it, and their ex-partners know it. This is why they are reduced to using a free dating site).
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Creator and God of Plenty of Fish
Markus is the creator of Plenty of Fish. A n00b claiming that his site is 100% ORIGINALLE and is at least 100% better than all dating sites simply because there is no credit card invloved, you can't put a price on love, can you? Wrong again, Markus. The world is a huge bitchfit, and we all demand at least 100 million things. FACT: He is a newbie. Read his profile of awesomeness.
| —Markus, a shocking statistic research breakthrough. |
Let's take your typical dramawhore POF profile and mock it!
This, of course, is your typical retarded, fat emowhore. Let's call this girl Jenn. Now notice how Jenn conveniently darkened her image to hide her horrific acne, and then twisted herself to an angle that make herself not look so fucking ENORMOUS. However, the internet hate machine does not look too kindly on you, walrus. You can also get a hold of her profile of lard HERE! Oh, there are the pictures that you fail to see over there.
| —Jennifer Hannah, you're a fucking WACK JOB. |
 Love the darkened image to hide your acne. |
 Ewwwww. |
 HOOOO! A beached whale! Or whaleS I should I say! |
 This girl is single for a reason. See if you can guess what it is. Stop by and say "hi", in fact. |
This girl sounds like she's overflowing with intelligence, every second word seems to be 'fuck'.
Oh for fuck sakes, they have MySpace as well... Fatty girl Fatty guy
You should cut down on the carbs and maybe the internet hate machine wouldn't be so bitter towards you.
Quotes from the lonely
| —User ll2000 clearly needs a few things pointed out to her re. blacks, loyalty and hard work. |
| —User Clarrybell :speak to this girl for a better understanding of the words "unfriendly", and the phrase "up her own arse". |
| —User scorchey from Telford wonders why she is a fat, single, dwarf. |
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 Hey, I'm bigger than Miami! |
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 Sweet merciful Jesus, WHY?! |
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 Dezeray20 from Brunswick aka Fireface |
 At 5'01", scorchey from Telford is a little taller than a gnome, and just as sexy. |
See Also
- EHarmony
- AnoniDate
- Hot or Not
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