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"I approve!"
~ Jimbo Wales on Uncyclopedia
"The fuck is this shit?"
~ Jesus Christ on Uncyclopedia
"They worship me in a fucking creepy way."
~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia
"I'm dead inside"
~ Sean Hannity on Uncyclopedia
"I'm going to fucking bury that gu-ah fuck it. This was funny the first five thousand fucking times. I'm going home."
~ Steve Ballmer on Uncyclopedia
"Superfluous quotes invariably result in comedic gold!"
~ Sir Isaac Newton on Uncyclopedia
~ Chuck Norris on Uncyclopedia
"That's almost worth the calories burned in moving my eyes across that window "
~ Damo on Uncyclopedia
"YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY!"
"Fuck you, i'm going to join Uncylopedia"
~ Weatherman on being butthurt
A long time ago. Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone. Wait.
It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the ninja coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally hardcore. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! Chuck Norris.
Wikimarkup? Wikimarkup? With the wiki and the markup? Why back in my day we didn't have any of that kind ofOH LOOK A RANDOM, UNRELATED IMAGE
OLOLOLOLOL but seriously jesus is our lord and savior.
Now where was I? Oh yeah! Robot Jesus had this gun that could fire crocodiles that burst into flames, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the Zombie Pope, Robot Jesus enslave the Earth, under the alias of L. Ron Hubbard, who was a robot. Anyway, Jesus and Zombie Pope used microwaves to hypnotise everyone into thinking that the world was actually only 12 years old, and that every twelve years, it destroyed itself and restarted from scratch.
Funny story. World War II didn't happen at all. It was all a mass LSD hallucination because the Zombie Pope lost a shipment of his magic happy muffins which collided with the sun, showering the populace in its hallucinogenic goodness.
Anyway, Zombie Jesus. Or was that Robot Jesus. I forget. Anyway, they were totally doing all this crazy shit until Mr. T's band of elite ninjas showed up. The ninjas fused with Mr. T, and together they became Godzilla Buddha, whose powers caused Jesus and the Pope to soil themselves. Wittgenstein would later describe the entire affair as "an unpleasant misappropriation of justice."
And the rest, as they say, is history.
That is how Uncyclopedia came into being.
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