From Encyclopedia Dramatica
—Everybody says this right after they find out their best friend is a murderer.
On October 21, 2009, Elizabeth Olten of Cole County, Missouri went missing. Over the next 48 hours, the authorities searched high and low for the 9 year old girl as literally hundreds of volunteers gave up their time and energies to find the missing Olten. Who could have taken her? Was it a serial killer? Was it a sex offender? Could it have been a roving pack of white slavers looking for children to send off to Brunei? As it turns out, it was none of these things, but rather, a psychotic 15 year old girl who was a neighbor to the Oltens.
During the fruitless search, a chillingly vacant eyed Alyssa Bustamante was questioned and admitted to the killing. She then led police officials to one of several pre-dug graves that she had prepared and displayed the grisly corpse of young Elizabeth. When asked why she killed the young girl, Alyssa’s only reply was “I wanted to know what it felt like,” which even the most casual readers of Encyclopedia Dramatica will realize is the offline equivalent of saying “I did it for the lulz.”
Just like the literally millions of American kids growing up today, Alyssa was an overprotected, underachieving brat whose life of bored excess would make a large African village swoon just to see the opportunities the girl had and had wasted. Her teachers and principal have described her as a smart girl, but often sneaky and clever, just like a Jew. She was the recipient of good grades, but was also very callous when it came to dealing with other students, often ridiculing their mistakes and laughing when they were hurt. Since she had attempted suicide at age 13, she was on anti-depressant medication and was supposedly under close scrutiny by [get this...] her elderly grandmother.
Other blatantly ignored warning signs concerning her overall mental state include:
- she often slept out in the woods by herself
- she told her guardians that she was attending church services while in reality she was taking bus rides to nearby St. Louis to do God knows what.
- she often posted negative thoughts on her YouTube profile, listing “killing people” under her hobbies.
- she masturbated to Glenn Beck.
For fun, she enjoyed such trivial things as music, cutting herself, torturing her younger brothers…and eventually, murder.
Oh, and also, she had a history of mental illness.
The crime was that Elizabeth Olten was begging for it with her provocative clothes and sexual innuendo. Elizabeth Olten often played in the woods near her home, but was so scared of the dark, she was always home prior to 7:00pm. When she didn’t turn up by that time, her parents knew something was up. They called the Cole County Sheriff’s office and alerted them that they might have a missing child case on their hands. This led to a county wide search that produced nothing after 48 hours of constant investigation. It seems Bustamante had hidden the body so well, searchers had already canvassed the area in which Olten’s body was hidden and had turned up no evidence.
Alyssa strangled, stabbed, and then slit the throat of Elizabeth Olten on October 21, 2009. She then disposed of the body by placing it in a grave (one of several) she had dug prior to committing the murder. Since Olten is a minor, several details of the crime have been left out due to the gristly nature of the slaying, but one can imagine what kind of alarming and unsettling things the 15 year old Bustamante performed on the corpse after death. Since Alyssa listed “Cutting” as one of her hobbies on her now deleted YouTube account, you can probably imagine the sorts of fun she had with the cooling corpse of young Olten.
Jail and Court
—Cole County sheriff Greg White
After turning herself in for questioning and then finally showing the authorities the location of the body, Bustamante was arrested and charged with one count of first degree murder and one count of armed criminal action because she had used a weapon (the knife) during the committing of a crime. The Cole county courts ordered that Alyssa be held without bond and be placed within a juvenile prison until she could be properly charged as an adult.
Her mother Michelle Bustamante has a history of drug and alcohol charges and her father Ceasar Bustamante is serving several more years in a Missouri prison on assault charges.
A Small Problem
—Bill Herbele, Missouri Youth Services
Since Missouri has no facility for under-aged female offenders, this brought forth yet another problem for the prosecutor: where would they house the minor female until the court could decide what to do with her? Her court-appointed defense attorney, Kurt Valentine argued that Alyssa, if left in an adult female prison would:
—And this is a bad thing, Mr. Valentine?
Finally, after much whining and crying, Bustamante was placed in an “undisclosed location” until the proceedings can be finalized.
Tried as an Adult?
Prosecutors are now arguing that Alyssa be tried as an adult, if only for the systematic premeditation and brutality with which she carried out her crimes. If she is charged with first degree murder as an adult, she can be given the death penalty, but would probably face life in prison due to Missouri’s lame prison sentences and limp-wristed execution laws. As it is now, she will probably be charged as a minor and be back out on the streets when she turns 21—a short five years from now.
The Nut Hatch
While in the custody of the Missouri prison system, Alyssa attempted suicide by cutting herself with her fingernails. Authorities were so alarmed by the viciousness of her actions, they decided to argue whether the teen girl needed to be placed in a mental hospital for further evaluation. After much deliberation, Alyssa’s defense attorney has successfully had Alyssa taken out of Missouri’s prison system and now she languishes in a state mental facility for at least the next 96 hours for evaluation.
As soon as the nature of the case was revealed several members of the YouTube community came forward and notified YouTube that Bustamante’s account was still active. YouTube promptly deleted the account, thus depriving millions of internet rubberneckers the ability to see some of her antics. Fortunately, some smart guy found a way to download some of her videos and then re-uploaded them to a new account:
Listen as she attempts to get her friends to drown each other.
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When evil killers and sex offenders threatens our society, the noble right wing comes to our help. Since the right wing loves peace, life and children, they want to kill dear Alyssa and burn her at the stake. The facebook group "Alyssa Bustamante - Miscreant Psychopathic Child Killer" created by Timothy Nelson has the peaceful description "For like-minded individuals to gather and burn this little bitch at the stake ~ Or atleast talk about it.". Then the internet love machine found it and decided to have som fun.
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- Nevada-tan, another young murdress.
- Some aggregated headlines concerning Elizabeth Olten.
- Gawker talks about the creepy videos.
- Facebook pictures
- Teen charged with Murder.
- Somebody asked about this on Yahoo Answers.
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