Jack Bauer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jack Bauer is a Jacknstock sockpuppet who stars in the old media show "24", where like all Jacknstock sockpuppets he permabans everyone for no reason. A typical ban reason would be as follows:
02:11 ::: JB set mode +b mohammed!prophet@jihad.alqaeda.gov 02:11 ::: mohammed was kicked from #rl by JB [sand nigger]
Jack Bauer Facts is one of the most popular rip-offs of Chuck Norris facts, and share many similarities, most notably a severe lack of lulz.
Jack Bauer is in fact a modified copy of Chuck Norris, both of who were built by Tony Stark in a cave with a box of scraps.
Actor Kiefer Sutherland portrays Jack Bauer, and let me tell you, he's one wild and craaaazy drunk.
Hai guys! Have you seen my pants? I know they're around here somewhere...
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