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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (not to be confused with 9/11).

Contents 1 When & Where To Use It 2 Variations 3 Usage 4 Transformers: The Movie 5 Gallery 6 See Also 7 Links

When & Where To Use It

• When somebody says: "Leave me alone!", "I'm offended by that...", ".............", "I'm gonna go now and try not to cry myself to sleep....", "come back when you feel like including me....", "-x problem- about college apps/MIT....."
• If there is a comment war and someone whines and BAWWWWWWWWWWS
• If there is a comment war and no one whines
• On girlmecha's or hardvice's sites
• On FreeSaiyan's blog thread on AnimeLeague, when he's caused drama for folk and it's blown up in his face (basically, on any day that ends with a Y)

Variations

1. Bawwwww
2. WAAAAAHmbulance
3. WAHmbulance
4. Hambulance (in reference to a fat whore)

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Usage

• "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
• "Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
• "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
• "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."

Transformers: The Movie

One of the main characters of the Bay-movie Transformers stars is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance, and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the low price of $20.

Gallery

Is it driven by a drama EMT?

The waaambulance LJ Award

See Also

• BAWWW
• Manly Tears
• You Bawww, You Lose

Links

• A stolen waaahmbulance (No longer exists)
• Some whiny teenager used this pic and linked to this article on his blog.

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