Sick fuck
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
You see, if you have a sick fetish, you can probably find a whole forum devoted to your fetish on the Internets. This forum will be full of hundreds or even thousands of people who will tell you that your fantasies about raping your sister or eating people are completely normal. So instead of overcomming your disgusting tendencies and bettering yourself, they'll encourage you, tell you your shit doesn't stink, make you think your shit must be embraced, not just by you, but by the rest of the world. You'll then procede to draw or write about your fantasies and put them on DeviantART.
The Internets is writhing with sick fucks — individuals so messed in the head that they are actually difficult to ridicule, simply because their degeneracy outweighs any witty banter or sarcasm we could muster up. Doesn't stop us from trying, however. Sick fucks aren't all bad though; the sick fucks at jj.am have brought much lulz to us, as has the sick fuck who wrote Raping Little Suzy.
The best example of a sick fuck ever given: John Lockhart, Esq., also known as ohbutyouwillpet. This monster is the very personification of a sick fuck, and was on America's Fifteen Most Wanted until he was captured in June 2005.
The presence of sick fucks on livejournal has given rise to the phenomenon of public e-stonings. If you're a baby rapist, fake cat death fabricator or parenticidal maniac, expect all the little LJers to rush to your journal to watch the train-smash and record their disapproval while at the same time trying to share a little part of internets history, because sick fucks make history.
Sick Fucks are usually found fapping violently to child porn whilst browsing /b/. Sick fucks are also known to read Cyanide & Happiness comics when they are deprived of lulz. (Even though for a normal person, C&H would actually drain lulz.)
The supreme lord of all Sick Fucks
And now, a message from a sick fuck (moar copypasta):
"This is a very embarrassing confession actually but I'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very aroused when i see small turtles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...I'm not just just horny when i see small turtles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turtles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very aroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...I'm glad I've got that off my back." HOLY FUCK: Doing turtle punch wrong
The Sick Fuck's Anthem
So fucking what!
Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you
Well I've fucked the Queen.
I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
and I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I've rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little fuck
Well who cares, who cares what you do
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you
And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you
I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a schoolgirl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little fuck
Well who cares, who cares about you
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you..
So fucking what
How to know if you're a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who has not yet graduated middle school, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is being fucked by a relative, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is restrained more than a criminal in an electric chair, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is in significant pain, drowning, or is dying you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is cut open, is missing limbs, and/or has organs hanging out of their body, you are a really sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is dead, you are an incredibly sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person who is fatter than the world's fattest man, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person in which something is rapidly expanding - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person in which something is going into a hole - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person stretching their ass, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person drinking piss or eating shit, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person pretending to be an animal, you are a sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person wearing a fursuit, you are a really sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an drawn image of something that is not human, you are a really sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an real image of something that is not human, you are an incredibly sick fuck.
- If you have EVER gotten off to hentai depicting a romantic relationship between a human and an animal, do the world a favor and become an hero.
- If you have EVER gotten off to an ED user, congratulations, YOU ARE THE SICKEST FUCK!! Here's a gun. Use it wisely.
Average sick fuck's agenda.
- Get abused as child. (Preferably from Michael Jackson)
- Get internets.
- Buy a fursuit or V for Vendetta mask to try and fit in.
- Download furry or child porn.
- Fap to any shock images and shock sites.
- Raep and Kill someone (preferably a small child).
- Turn emo.
- Become An Hero.
- ?????
- PROFIT.
Videos for sick fucks.
What every sick fuck owns
 A fleshlight for Cory Williamson. |
 Look at his hand... |
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See Also
- Abigaille
- Anontoonist
- Atimon
- Bob Rehahn
- billoon45
- Chris Forcand
- Comicality
- Dalhusky
- Disneyfan01
- Dreadnought
- Dolphinsex
- Don Henrie
- Dorian Thorn
- Dracoguard
- Duke Otterland
- Germany
- Japan
- Josef Fritzl
- Kathera Lockharte
- Kimmo Alm, the sick fuck owner of AnonTalk
- InSaNe-REYNARD
- LittleCloud
- Poop.mov
- Ray Jones
- Raukue
- Snapesnogger
- Saw
- Teruchan
- Softpaw Magazine
- Sonmanic
- Valis77
- TheWetRabbit
- You
- Uncle Anon
- WarpMyMind.com
External Links
- Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?
- The ultimate fantasy of a sick fuck PHISHING SITE
