From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Occasionally, when you are browsing your internets safe and sound, you'll hear scratching at your window, chains rattling and your family massacred downstairs. You'll be terrified, frozen with fright. And then Goatse floods your monitor. Don't be afraid - this scenario has been played out IRL by countless internets users that happen to stumble across a SHOCK IMAGE. Shock Images are also the number one cause in loss of childhood.
Legendary shock images
A picture of a man ripping his asshole open with his hands. It is one of the most-used shock images for trolls and other internet criminals alike. Though today it is not the most shocking image; it has effectively desensitised many teenagers. Has been posted on /b/ so many times that their members generally fap to the picture. More information on Goatse can be found here.
An Azn chick who, while bent over, projects orange juice mixed with shit from her asshole, up into the air like a fountain and splashing all over her face. This is probably the second most popular shock image since most of Gaia, the self-proclaimed largest internet forum on the web, has seen it. People question its shocking value due to the mosaic covering the girl's pussy. More information can be found here.
A lesser-known shock site made in the spirit of Meatspin, this still has some stealth abilities due to its ambiguous sounding name. Shows a man with an unnaturally large ballsack cumming copious amounts of manjuice all over his genitalia area. Particularly effective due to the compelling and thought-provoking musical score played throughout the visual display.
Shows a nude woman licking multiple flaccid penises all sprouting from one man. A newer shock site reaching popularity from repeated posts on various imageboards. Still available for shock lulz.here.
A whore vomiting over a man's penis while performing oral sex. According to /b/, this is proper oral technique. Not as shocking as the others but when you post this in a children's forum, BAM! Before you get Partyvan'd that is. Information can be found here.
Not as popular
Kids in Sandbox
Perhaps, sadly, one of the most unrecognized shock sites on the internet, this is an excellent video of a woman sticking a dildo all the way inside a guy's cock. What a bitch! More information can be found here.
2 Girls 1 Cup
A very funny site showing a pre-op transexual being anally penetrated. A "Spin Count" lays under the picture while the transexual's penis spins around and around. Some say if you reach spins around the 40-50mark, the site will determine that you are gay. More information can be found here. Phonetrace.org acts as a more discreet, and surprising, meatspin site. As does Infoslash.net. And Wowomg.com. It is used purely for lulz and by gays who need fapping material. The owners of Meatspin have promised to release a new re-direct each month, for the convenience of trolls everywhere.
Shows what appears to be an old picture of five men anally penetrating each other. While not that shocking, can induce major amounts of drama in a homophobic forum.
A beautiful collage of pictures dedicated to showing how pretty the internet can really be. Post this on many forums since people need to know how gorgeous it really is.
More information can be found here.
More information can be found here.
An autopsy photo of a man who's face has been blown apart and resembles delicious caek. Some speculate that this happened because the moron confused a cigar with a firecracker, but no-one will ever know. Shows a funny-looking picture of a harlequin fetus before displaying the man's truly beautiful face.
Depicts a man (who is the same faggot as goatse, see mole above left side of anus) bent over outside with a bottle inserted into his anus, bottom first. To the seasoned shock fan, this is nothing, but it's relatively unknown and you won't find a picture of a man with a bottle in his bum anywhere else.
The ultimate in website links. When used on a n00b, most will think that they've been attacked with a virus; thusly ensuring lulz to the offender. Use it to its fullest advantage. More information can be found here.
Here is a poem dedicated to the shock images:
|Shock Image is part of a series on Trolls.||