Paraphilia
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You're a pervert, right? Maybe you use the subtypes listed on the porn page as a checklist, or maybe you like wearing womens clothing as a guy, because it turns you on a bit, lets you relax and masturbate while locked in the basement with the curtains drawn. Welcome to the group, boys and girls - you just might have a paraphilia.
Types Of Paraphilia
- Fetish
Fantasizing about an object or centering your life around it is even weirder. That's a fetish. Example: being turned on by 50 year-old virgin Jew clowns pissing on your balls in a ball pit.
- BDSM
Get off on getting hurt (masochism)? Get off on hurting others (sadism)? Humiliated? Humiliating? Check out S&M or BDSM.
- Exhibitionism
You like flashing little girls? How about big girls? Perhaps big boys? Sounds like exhibitionism to me!
- Frotteurism
Do you like rubbing your engorged penis or swollen clit against someone without their knowledge and/or consent? Do you sometimes like to manipulate their ass with your mind to force it to rub against your crotch? Good job, it's frotteurism! If they knew (and consented), it'd be sex. If they knew, and didn't consent, that's rape. If they didn't know, and didn't consent, that's date rape (or necrophilia).
- Voyeurism
If you like to watch without them knowing, that's voyeurism. Go be your peeping-Tom self.
Conclusion
Don't be surprised if you suddenly discover you're technically a pervert because of this. It's only a psychological problem if it impairs normal functioning and lasts for more than 6 months.
A More Exhaustive List
- Acrotomophilia
- Arborphilia - Tree fucking
- Emetophilia - An unhealthy interest in vomit
- Eproctophilia - Fart fetish
- Heterophilia - Opposite sex loving
- Homophilia - Same sex loving
- Macrophilia
- Maiesiophilia - Pregnophilia
- Mechanophilia
- Necrophilia - Corpse loving
- Objectophilia - Fantasizing about inanimate objects
- Pedophilia - Child loving
- Plushophilia - Stuffed animal fucking
- Rangerphilia
- Voraphilia - Getting off on eating other people
- Zoophilia - Animal fucking
- Corprophagia- Shit eating
- Dendrophilia- Tree hugging
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Paraphilia is part of a series on Diseases and Disorders. |
