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Trolling IRL is exactly the same as trolling OTI, except with the consequences. It is harder than OTI trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked, get raped or otherwise be violently assaulted. But if pulled off correctly, has potential for massive lulz.
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Epic IRL Faggot
Astronomically Epic IRL Troll
How it's done. Note his innate ability to never break character.
Ways to Troll IRL
- Call yourself "Jiggaboo Jones" and hold a Compton Cookout party. 
- Start a whites-only basketball league (Anything whites-only makes a great IRL troll)
- Put up posters IRL informing people of a free pizza with an online order at bigsausagepizza.com. Bonus points if it is posted in your college and reads "student discount"
- Have a whites-only bathroom
- Find a tree. Call it "The white tree".
- Kidnap a family's dog, kill it, and send its head back...giftwrapped!
- Get your retarded kid to say "sparkling wiggles" on camera. Get a job, sparkling wiggle!
- Perform satanic hip-hop at a Christian talent show
- Killing your allies in a war.
- Place electronic signs featuring adult swim characters around Boston, and watch the city getting shut down due to a bomb scare.
- Blow up your underwarez on a packet trans-Atlantic flight. Some people claim boxers, some briefs while some fly Commando. Show the world you really go Commando.
- Pretend you are loli on facebook and have someone drive 9 hours to meet you. For further humiliation, make them wait 3.5 hours when they get there.
- Swim with deadly stingrays and dare them to sting you in the heart.
- File frivolous lawsuits.
- Look like this 
- dress up as Hitler and go to a synagogue
- Do WTC.
- prank calls
- Sing "Fuck The Police" while getting arrested.
- Publish cartoons of Mohammad.
- Hold a Holocaust cartoon contest.
- Claim that you found the corpse of Jesus .
- Become gay
- Dress up as Satan and go into a church
- Open a restaurant named Hitler's Cross.
- Tell a Jew comedian he's UNFUNNY until he snaps.
Kidnap Jew soldiers.DELETED
Kill your wife and her lover, beat the murder rap in court, and write a book called "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened".Bawleted
- Be born in Detroit
- Force hundreds of prisoners to dance on camera for the amusement of Japanophiles.
- Find a girl on the strictly platonic page of Craigslist, realize that she is just looking for sex without feeling like a whore, be a total asshole to her until shes writhing in your palm, then give her a fake phone number at 2AM. Lulz Ensue when you later have her show up at your Brother's house midnight a week later.
- Claim the pope was euthanized: "Intensive care specialist Dr. Lina Pavanelli has concluded that the ailing Pope's April 2 death was caused by what the Catholic Church itself would consider euthanasia."
- Don't Stfu
- Call 419-296-8702 or 301-418-7556
- Program a video game in order to specifically troll those who raped its prequel, then release details about it every weekday.
- Give a prisoner a get out of jail free card from monopoly
Additional suggestions for Trolling IRL
- Go to some place with public computers (library, school, etc.) and set the homepage for all of them to last measure.
- Wear iPod headphones attached to a shitty MP3 player and walk into the ghetto.
- Find any street sign named CANAL STREET, and correct its spelling with green spray paint
- Wear blackface.
- Put AIDS in the pool, then close it.
- Give AIDS to your lover.
- Kill 6 million Jews in ovens and gas chambers all over eastern Europe
- Join an anarchist black bloc
- Join a sex cult and give them AIDS
- Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
- Wear Klan Kloths
- Happy slapping
- Paste rape support group fliers on the doors of Catholic churches.
- Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
- Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrition-box information.
- Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
- Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party".
- Glue a quarter to the ground. Watch as fucktards try desperately to get it (bonus points if you do it near landscapers).
- Move a bookstore's entire stock of bibles into the fiction section.
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
- Have buttsecks with a girl and halfway trough, pull back her head by her hair and whisper into her ear, "I Have AIDS."
- Make beeping noises when a fat person backs up.
- Ask faggots if buttsecks hurts.
- Use words such as "abortion" and "Holocaust" in casual conversation
- Announce a random person has just come out of the closet.
- Go to Planned Parenthood and ask if they sell coat hangers.
- Wake Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons up at 5 AM on Sunday to ask if they've considered atheism.
- Dance to music in your iPod at deaf support groups.
- Sell nickel bags of oregano to fat emo kids.
- Steal a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Print out shock images and place them in places people can't reach.
- Go to a feminazi rally and hold up a sign that says, "Make me a sandwich."
- Don't flush.
- Successfully use the word virgin as an insult against a 16 year old girl (bonus points if you deflorate her).
- Draw a huge penis on a football field using weed killer a day before the game.
- Bring sex toys for show and tell...
or if old enough, bring as your project.Always old enough.
- Hide a little bag full of white powder in a butthurt college student's bag at the airport
- Go to the opening of the New Star Trek movie dressed as a stormtrooper, with a lightsaber, blasting the theme to Star Wars on a boombox.
- Hack a programmable road sign to say "Jews did WTC"
- Go to a gamestop on the midnight release of battletoads.
- Ask anyone in a candy store if they sell edible condoms.
- Ask a typical fat person if he has more than one pair of underwear.
- Go to a kindergarden classroom, and when nobody's there, tape a image of Goatse to the blackboard.
List of Professional Old-Media and IRL Trolls
- Adolf Hitler
- Aliza Shvarts
- Al Qaeda
- Andrew Meyer
- Andy Kaufman
- Andy Milonakis
- Ann Coulter
- Ari Shaffir
- Beastie Boys
- Bill O'Reilly
- Bus Uncle
- Chaser Team, The
- Chris Morris
- Cindy Sheehan
- Dave Sim
- Dick Masterson
- Faux News
- Fred Phelps
- Geert Wilders
- George Carlin
- GG Allin
- Glenn Beck
- Howard Stern
- Hugo Chavez
- Hurricane Katrina
- Jack Thompson
- Janet Reno
- K Foundation
- Jarrad Willis
- Johnny Knoxville
- James Randi
- Jonathan Swift
- John Ziegler
- Karl Marx
- Kim Jong II
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Moore
- Noam Chomsky
- Norm Macdonald
- Not You
- North Korea
- OJ Simpson
- Opie and Anthony
- Osama bin Laden
- Patrick Knight
- Petey Greene
- Prussian Blue
- Tele-marketers/Phone Trollers
- Richard Dawkins
- Robert Mugabe
- Sacha Baron Cohen
- Sex Pistols
- Sal & Richard
- Shawn Lonsdale
- Shirley Phelps
- Stephen Colbert
- Steve Irwin
- Sunshine Megatron
- Terry Childs
- Uwe Boll
- Victor Lewis-Smith
- Victoria Alexander
- Will The Pope
- Ali Dia
|Trolling IRL is part of a series on Trolls.||