Japanese cracker ad dogYou know how it goes: young Japanese schoolboy goes through rough break-up, giant dog-like 'Never-Ending Story' dragon comes along, acts weird, plays peek-a-boo with his own genitals, and boy and girl fall back in cartoon love or something?

Shrimp-flavored crackers may also be involved, if we know anything about Calbee (and we do, thanks to Wikipedia).

Never change, Japanese commercials. Never change.