KashKlash 2015 A.D
Is there any global currency? The euro? The amero? The globo? What?
Is there any national currency powerful and influential enough to behave
rather like a global currency? Dollar, pound, yen, yuan, euro, ruble, rupee?
Is there financial turmoil so severe that experimental kash-klash services
look attractive and inviting by comparison to the older status quo?
What happens if conventional financial systems are hyperinflating, deflating,
crashing in value or radically destabilized? Does a status quo even exist in future?
How do people live without any financial status quo?
What does a “closed currency,” or a nonconvertible currency, look like
five or six years from now? Are wealthy people avoiding these locked currencies,
or running toward them so as to escape the scary, unstable, open global markets?
How can I get rid of my old-fashioned, burdensome, physical possessions,
and directly strengthen my important social networks online? Can I trade my used living room couch for more Google juice? Can I give away a camera and get more people to look at my FlickR photos?
Can I offer food and shelter to the people who help me play my online games effectively?
Can I be “more kash-klash” and “less kash-klash”? Can I be rightwing kashklash and leftwing kashklash? Do men and women have different kashklash styles? How about ethnicity, age,
postal code and religion? Where are the demographic kashklash segments? I certainly want to be in the nicest ones, if you don’t mind.
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Where are the tipping points between financial power and social power?
Is it easier to be famous and to get mere money, or to be rich and just buy myself some cheap fame?
Can I get political figures elected to office without giving them huge chunks of political campaign money? Can I move my political party into a kash-klash space? If I can’t do that for a fancy US President, can I at least do it for my local mayor?
If I happen to be near an important event, will somebody pay me to stand there with my cameraphone waiting for something interesting to happen? Is my position on the planet’s surface worth some kashklash?
I just got here off the train or plane. I need a cup of coffee, a shower and a place to sleep.
I don’t care who gives this vital thing to me. I can pay for these useful services in any of 130 different ways, or not pay at all. Who wants to talk to me? Now. Hurry.
I’m very old and tired here in the future. Can I retire into a kash-klash? Who will look after me? How? I’m confused. Can you help? Keep helping, I’m getting older fast. Also, there are many millions of me.
How do I rob a kashklash “bank”?
I want to put every valuable thing that I own, safely, into my beloved kashklash. How do I do that? I don’t care if it’s “real” or “virtual“, but I do need a safe-deposit vault.
I’m very scared by this highly insecure future that is so direly threatened by terrorists, climate change, landslides, wildfires, earthquakes, feminists, epidemics, liberals, etc. Normally I lug around my cumbersome “survivalist bag” full of bandages, food, water, compasses, handguns, big gold bars and so forth.
Now my back really hurts from lifting all that, so I think I should have a kashklash instead. Can you handle this for me?
Access to all my favorite items are stored in a kashklash vault. An enemy tank just ran over my kashklash cellphone. Now what?
I have a kashklash in one pocket for all my network services. I also have a steel multitool and fancy keychain in my other pocket for all my analog services. Can I combine these, please? It annoys me to carry so much tech junk that I need big ugly clownlike cargo pants.
I’m really and sincerely evil, and would like to break all Ten Commandments with my kashklash, starting with murdering some people. Can you help me? Failing that, can you stop me?
Here in the future, I’m not worried about the past any more. I made my peace with the past because I buried it. Instead of just selling me some future, can you offer me an open road toward MORE future? How am I supposed to get from 2015 toward 2105? Show me.
bruno a.