July is Bikini Month -- as if blogs needed another excuse to do a sexed-up, tata-obsessed countdown. Bikinis in film! Bikinis on TV! Bikinis on kittens and the celebrity cleavage they catnap in! Like I'm even going to see a real life girl in her real life bikini any time soon. When am I going to the beach? I don't get paid to surf the waves -- I get paid to surf the Net. So if I am doing one of those sexed-up, tata loving countdowns (which isn't even a nail biter because of course I am), it just makes sense to recognize/creep out the beach bunnies indigenous to the Web. Somehow, counting down "The 20 Bloggers We Most Want To See In Bikinis" makes sense. Substance Alert! The featured vloggers, Valleywag pin-ups, NYC trendsetters and LA scenesters look good in a bikini, YES, but they're f'ing hot because they're powerful with influence and the head smarts.
- 7.08.08 - 2:00PM
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- Jake Hostetter
Twenty Bloggers We Want To See In Bikinis
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7.09.08
By PierreB
You forgot one:
Lisa Bettany
http://www.mostlylisa.com/
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7.09.08
By Jake Hostetter
yeah, quick disclaimer: i forgot a couple. send us your nominees for the autumn follow-up: "bloggers we want to see in light sweaters"
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7.12.08
By meysam
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7.10.08
By Global Citizen
What a desperate attempt to fill a page. Is this site intended for
masturbating teenagers? There should be a warning: "No content of any
significance is to be found here."
After you've exploited all the females, you'll get to: "Guys Who Blog from Bed: Boxers, Briefs, or Buff???"
Like...who cares?
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7.10.08
By Jake Hostetter
WARNING: no content of any significance here.
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7.11.08
By sunny beach
Yes please. Let's cut to the chase and see them in weasels.
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7.11.08
By Boy Omega
I agree with you global citizen, but actually, this is also exploiting heterosexual men by manipulating them by their desires... And since I'm sure this isn't something many are aware of, I'll explain.
In the future bloggers of both sexes will not be allowed to show their faces or bodies, to minimize sexual manipulation.
But seriously, how many times do we have to see women using alterior motives to control men and get off on themselves at your own expense?
-women at political rallies showing skin
-that annoying lisanova on youtube and alllll the others like her.
-this female blogger article.
-much much more examples than I can list at the moment.
Btw guys, did you know a good amount of the money from those heterosexual pay-porno sites goes to feminist causes? What does that mean on a collective global level?...
Equality is the way of the future, who's ready for it?
The Omega Boy
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7.14.08
By CC
I love George Clooney. Thanks for being the Man that your are. Peace CC
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7.13.08
By Kelly Jad'on
Are women, especially those sitting in front of a computer, still just sexual objects, for males to gawk at, lust over, drool for? Where are the men who respect women? We women work hard, work smart, and obviously deserve more than to be seen in a bikini. We support families, through both good and bad times, raise children, clean homes, and start businesses.
Kelly Jad'on
Founder
www.BasilAndSpice.com
#1 Site Author & Book Views On A Healthy Life
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7.13.08
By krissi
All of these chicks look a hot mess!
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7.14.08
By Oh So Fuckable
If we start asking nicely, maybe all 20 will get their pics up on www.ohsofuckable.com and let battle commence!
:OD
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7.14.08
By CC
Well, the sentence should have said... using proper grammer. I Love George Clooney for being the FINEST Man I have ever witness, all my life.
Chele Collins.
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7.22.08
By roger fritz
What a pleasant effort. This site intended for new project it should be continue. This is a good entertainment.
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7.22.08
By Chris
Kelly Jad'on - Sexual attraction and respect are not mutually exclusive (I often find they're deeply interrelated).
Note that the article (as weak as it was) was "Bloggers we'd like to see in bikinis", not "People in bikini's we'd like to see blog" - the implication is they've already earned the respect. I'm guessing you didn't bother to read down to the last line of TFA.
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7.23.08
By preethamlv
cool
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7.23.08
By Faisal Shah
Hi
I want to kiss all these bloggers.
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7.23.08
By raymondbruce
mom and dad
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7.23.08
By UIRIAMU
me & sandy here cut me mic cut me
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7.23.08
By tawfiq
hiiiiiiiiiiii
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7.24.08
By midimo
they arent all that... they have imperfections in their nose cheek bones and complexion. if you want to see hot go to dallas, san diego... you'll see the true 8's 9's 10's. these girls are run of the mil nyc girls with a little bit of grime on their skin.
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