Take heed, Chris Brown handlers—stars can embarass themselves online with or without Twitter. Courtney Love, who recently left the social network, took to Facebook instead to criticize daughter Frances Bean for removing herself from the Hole singer’s legal custody. Her unedited thoughts (courtesy of Perez!) below:
i dont care really i hate to spund cold but any kid of mine who pulls this s— has lost her position and friends in nyc they will pretend to like her, but ill go teach at bard before she gets in,she was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself, she sits on her facebook adding yet more books and films and frankly the whole thing disgusts my daihgter is not always honest and ive alliwed her to visit with these —holes i support to the tune of houses horses and monthly annuities and cars, well the good news is now that frances is clearly deluded that she can buy her grandmaother a “small house in la” id love to see how that works.theyll incubate her til shes 18 and then have her sign all the indnemofications, theres a catch, she already had counsel long before the 11th. LONG before the 11th.
dont worry frances is a wonderful kid shes gotbadd people around her and wants it both ways, her aunt brieanne who isnt kurts sister is a black hole, look ask charlie cross or don cobain whart a disaster the drunk as f— nasty assed brieanne is,ask kelly osbourne, well im going out with ms palmer and ms kirke and frances have fun on your covers of the tabs, thats what your wonder bread side likes, you couldve asked for emanicaption youc ouldve gone to simons rock, but you have to get involved with that terrifying not to me, to you witch who keeps britney spars in jail? thats insane. you realie this will put you in juvenoile fami;y circus three times in your little life? this is what along with his mother killed your father, i think im selling a house today, not in the mood to supportthese —holes anymore. i have s— to do, i love you and always will unconditionally.
To attempt to translate: Leaving Courtney will damage Frances’ NY social life. Frances will never get into Bard. Frances is deceptive. Frances adds too many books on Facebook, which “disgusts” Courtney, but is basically a good kid surrounded by “bad people.” Kelly Osbourne can confirm this. Frances should have asked for legal emancipation, which would have kept her out of juvenile court (which apparently killed Kurt Cobain). Courtney may be selling a house, and does not have time support these people, but she will always love Frances unconditionally.
Courtney has since denied posting the rant, threatening Perez with legal action: “you lying queen youve just lied and defamed me and my child for the last time i f—ing HATE YOU you fat ass piece of bully s— PART of that was from a personal letter and PART of that YOU made up, and thats ILLEGAL.” But if his post is a fraud, it’s one masterful imitation of her prose.
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