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[24 Feb 2010 | Comments | ]
I can’t say dude enough for this story.

In a study that resulted in countless deaths, science recently settled on the fact that there are 304 different ways to use the word “dude.” I don’t have a link for that. Just trust me. You don’t hate science do you, you freakin birther!!!!!?????
Anyway, prepare to use all 304 versions when you read this.
Angie Sanselmente Valencia, a former lingerie model, is believed to be heading one of the world’s largest drug gangs.
Dude.
An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using …

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[8 Mar 2010 | Comments | ]

EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT TWITS.WS…

Rahm Emmanuel and that Massa guy, whatever his name is.

This is what poking a “finger” into someone’s “chest” in the shower looks like.

Media, Shenanigans »

[23 Feb 2010 | Comments | ]

FROM THE MAILBAG:
I heard a deal on the radio … they ask you in all parks to NOT feed the animals. They lose their own foraging skills and EXPECT food from people. They get very cranky if they don’t get it!!
This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country’s wildlife!
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party… as they have apparently learned to just sit …

Hashtaggery »

[9 Jan 2010 | Comments | ]
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Oh, damn. Can we stick a fork in Harry Reid now? And who confirms a quote like that? There must be tape somewhere.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) apologized today for referring to President Barack Obama as “light skinned” and “with no Negro dialect” in private conversations during the 2008 presidential campaign.
“I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words,” said Reid in a statement. “I sincerely apologize for offending any and all Americans, especially African Americans for my improper comments.”
Give us your best #HarryReidPraise, like Caleb’s “You know …

Hashtaggery »

[8 Jan 2010 | Comments | ]
#RudyQuotes Rudy Quotes

In case you missed it, Rudy Giuliani really stepped in it today, saying there were no domestic terrorist attacks under George W. Bush.  See for yourself, then make up your own best #RudyQuotes.

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[6 Jan 2010 | Comments | ]

Go here…Not safe for children!

Hashtaggery »

[1 Jan 2010 | Comments | ]

We tWits want to wish you and yours an incredible new year. And what better way to do that than with hashtags? Caleb has been all over teh Twitter tonight confessing things like “Your mom can beat up my mom,” “I’m secretly liberal” “and female.”
So let’s join him and get it all out there. Share our deepest, darkest secrets with Twitterland.
Here, I’ll go:
*I send anonymous hate mail to Shepherd Smith (wait, I’m totally proud of that and wish it were true).
*I was an accountant for 10 years and now need …

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[27 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]

Anonymous. Singular. And addicted to terror. More frightening than teams of Al Qaeda suicide bombers is the “lone wolf” terrorists; harder to track, often self-radicalized, this new type of terrorism seems to have reached the top of the Al Jazeera top 40 list. Its the new thing and all the kids are doing it. And it is fairly terrifying. Who is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and how did he smuggle PETN in a syringe onto an international flight when I can’t take deodorant over 4 …

Media, Photoshop »

[20 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]
Twitter Addiction

cross-posted iowntheworld.com

Shenanigans »

[20 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]

Insulation can get you hot, in more ways than one — if you are Barack Obama, evidently. He says insulation is totally sexy! As ABC reports:

Standing in a Home Depot in Alexandria, Virginia today, President Obama said that home insulation “is sexy.“
“I know the idea may not be very glamorous, although I getreally excited about it,” Mr. Obama said, “here’s what’s sexyabout it:  saving money.”

Huh. I thought there was a bunch of global warming and stuff going on? Why do we need to be worried about cold and heating bills? Isn’t that why AIR …

Achtung, Baby »

[20 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]

So, I watched the following PSA from “Rock the Vote” and after I finished hurling, it got me to thinking — which is always dangerous, but I can’t stop myself. Believe me, I’ve tried. Remember when things like Hanoi Jane Fonda were a one-off? It was a huge deal that was discussed for, literally, decades.
Other celebrities would get drunk or stoned and make a fool of themselves on occasion, causing mass snickering and fervor due, in part, to the novelty of it. Now, it is a daily event! It’s changes …

Achtung, Baby »

[20 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]

Originally / cross-posted at iowntheworld.com
The other night, Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow learned that unrequited love totally hurts and that mindless hero worship, based on nothing tangible, is pretty damn stupid. Yes, Obama is even losing the Left now. I find it even more hilarious than I would otherwise, because, usually when one angers both the left and the right, they are at least pleasing the middle. Not Obama! He is also rapidly losing Independents, according to every latest poll. He truly is a transcendent figure!
Last night, Keith Olbermann gave one of …

Hashtaggery »

[18 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]

Today’s a big day for Copenhagen. On the final day of the Man Bear Pig conference, the talks are failing, or B plussing, if you will, all over the place. China and India have walked out, citing something about not wanting to destroy their economies (well, I don’t know that they said that, but they might as well have). Obama’s being criticized by Europe (don’t they looooooove him and want to marry him?), and even his BFF Hugo Chavez is so over him right now.
Naturally, this calls for some good …

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[9 Dec 2009 | Comments | ]

Have you ever done anything you regret with your @calebhowe?
http://twitter.com/lheal/statuses/6520689309
http://twitter.com/speciallist/statuses/6520605804
Bring the Tweets…