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THE INVISIBLE UTE! 2010

  • Current bid: $1,000.00
  • Reserve met Reserve met 
  • Closes: Wed 19 May, 1:02 pm
  • Listing #: 288359598
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Kilometres: 180,000km
Body: Blue/Invis­ible, 4 door, Ute
Fuel type: Alternativ­e
Engine: Manual, 4WD
Number of owners: 1 owner
Stereo description: Hard to find.
Features: ABS brakes
Air conditioning
Alarm
Alloy wheels
Central locking
Driver airbag
Passenger airbag
Power steering
Sunroof
Towbar
This is my (now) invisible ute.
I've spent many days and nights ticking off my mrs by staying up late in the garage having man-time and doing up my ute. I've been working on it for about a year and had just finished putting in the front air bags last night. Then this morning I woke up to this. I reckon Dave the neighbour did somethin to it cos hes always lookin over my fence. He also drives a hybrid, so u know hes dodgy. I was keen to join a minitruckin group, but I dont think they will accept me now.

As you can see the tyres are still visible which is helpful cos then I can see where ive parked. Still goes well but has trouble staying together or moving. Will sell with the tyres so youll b able to c where ur ute is at.

Ive put up a few pics of what it looked ike before, kind of, and what it looks like now. Its real good if you want to cut laps and perve at girls, noone will see what you're up to. Also good if you're on the run from the cops or are really crap at parking.
The (visible) tyres are 17 inch Dunlop Grandtrek, my sick mags are unfortunately invisible now.

Will consider any decent offer.

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  • Seller is located in Greymouth, West Coast

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Bid history

50 bids, showing latest 10

Amount Date Time Bidder
$1,000.00 9 May 10:23 pm mhealy (40 
$899.73 9 May 2:37 pm ihutai (19 
$893.00 8 May 9:25 pm haffy02 (6 
$888.00 8 May 3:34 am seekingsarah (232 
$700.00 7 May 11:24 pm dr.goody (newNew Member
$666.00 7 May 10:29 pm daggerdan (26 
$510.00 7 May 8:58 pm kingliondx (64 
$505.00 7 May 8:37 pm warsi (102 
$500.00 7 May 8:19 pm glass.like (1 
$208.00 7 May 8:19 pm rfracer (78 

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am i able to test drive at some stage? when were the belts last done? ok on oil? cheers. muzzbee (87 )  1:27 pm, Wed 5 May
Yeah man you can come round anytime and test drive it, it takes a bit to find the keyhole, steering wheel, gear stick, brakes etc but when you get into the swing of it, its a pretty mint ride. I usually get the belts done every 100,000 ks, but I actually had them done around 20,000 ks ago. Doesn't burn any oil at all, very economical to run. 1:38 pm, Wed 5 May
Seller Comment: One of the best things about this ute is that it is very economical and parking is a breeze. Also, its good if you are on the run from the cops and you never have to worry about curbing your mags. Sweet. 1:40 pm, Wed 5 May
hi there is this the 6 or 8 speed model drummer20 (8 )  2:28 pm, Wed 5 May
Well because this is such a rare model it is obviously an 8 speed, need a lot of gears to get this bad boy crankin! 2:35 pm, Wed 5 May
hi again partner wonts to know if the air guitar in the background is for sale drummer20 (8 )  2:30 pm, Wed 5 May
Hi there again, unfortunately air guitar is not for sale, I must have left it outside after a late-night jam session. However I will throw in a cd with my all time favourite air guitar recordings, so you can rock out anyway. 2:43 pm, Wed 5 May
wtf 323mad (45 )  3:44 pm, Wed 5 May
Thats what I thought when I woke up this morning to this sh*t! 5:03 pm, Wed 5 May
Hi, is the mileage genuine? trvc (52 )  5:50 pm, Wed 5 May
Yes. This is from the last time I checked which was last night, prior to invisibility. Although it might have moved and done a few k since then, I wouldnt have seen/heard it. 7:41 pm, Wed 5 May
would you consider a swap for an invisible Plane you would have to come up with some cash as well robhb (15 )  6:26 pm, Wed 5 May
Hmm well I would actually have to check it out, maybe go for a bit of a test fly. Does it pull the ladies? 7:41 pm, Wed 5 May
f__kn mean truck!!! does it have wof and reg? is it suitable for a road trip from auckland to sydney? gud_fella (14 )  7:09 pm, Wed 5 May
Cheers man, I've spent a lot of time on this thing, now my a-hole neighbour has done this to me. It currently has both wof and reg but I dont know what the requirements are with a wof, do they have to be able to actually see it to approve it?? if they dont give you a new wof you can just drive off. The roadtrip would be epic, it has four doors for more..well..you know. Dont know how you would go about crossing the ditch, have a chat to the guy above with the invisible plane. 7:46 pm, Wed 5 May
damit i forgot to ask if it wer bullet proof? gud_fella (14 )  7:12 pm, Wed 5 May
Well it definately used to be....it should still hold up pretty good. Unless its chuck norris shooting at ya, then you're going DOWN. 7:47 pm, Wed 5 May
Seller Comment: Just so everyone knows, tyres can be taken off and put onto another phat ride. If you decide to do this you better make sure you put some new tyres on this badboy, otherwise you could lose the damn thing. 7:55 pm, Wed 5 May
hahaha love it aye frosty114 (15 )  8:09 pm, Wed 5 May
Yeah m8 I loved it too til this bulls__t! But I guess its still good for somethin ae? 8:34 pm, Wed 5 May
do you accept invisible money? caramch (47 )  11:06 pm, Wed 5 May
what am i supposed to do with invisible money? 10:04 am, Thu 6 May
Nice one mate! i am really interested...but can i have an AA check before buying it?you know just to be on the safe side...thanks lloydnina (81 )  11:11 pm, Wed 5 May
Oh yeah m8 sure you'd be silly to buy a car without an AA check, do u mind if my dodgy m8 kev does it? He usually approves wacky sh*t like this 12:06 pm, Thu 6 May
Are you sure this is a 2010 model? My neighbour (Dave as well) has just finished cutting the rust out of a mid 1960's Holden Ute that was knocked back on its last warrant check....and the result is amazingly similar to your pics! He also said to pass on that he thinks your tyres look like they have got way too much air. Good luck with the auction. hester3 (102 )  11:59 pm, Wed 5 May
Does your neighbour Dave drive a hybrid as well? That could be the problem right there. I hope we aren't talkin about the same Dave here, if we are you might want to think about movin house. Tell your neigbour Dave that having too much air in my tyres is the least of me problems. Cheers 12:09 pm, Thu 6 May
gutted buddy there seems to be a few invisible vehicle collection teams floating around personally removing there hands maybe the only suitable solution, why don't these friggin low life scum suckers get a job and stop thriving off others hard work. Horrible feeling good luck with the recovery effort! slidenyo (66 )  10:29 am, Thu 6 May
These dodgy buggers are guilty of extreme douchebaggery, thats 4 damn sure. If you see dodgy Dave around, tell him I said f__k you! 12:11 pm, Thu 6 May
Are you related to the guy who sold me the "wooden" car?... If you are, can you tell him it "woodn't go"! Emission tests from your engine must be fantastic! jtmc (174 )  11:49 am, Thu 6 May
Woodn't go?? Buddy, why did you buy a wooden car? Are u a flintstone? 12:12 pm, Thu 6 May
Would you consider a swap for an invisible jet? slippingnicko (5 )  4:03 pm, Thu 6 May
Well as I said to the dude with the invisible plane, it would all depend on its woman-pulling abilities. Do the ladies love it?? 4:30 pm, Thu 6 May
I know of one lady who Loves it! She is real hot as well. slippingnicko (5 )  4:32 pm, Thu 6 May
I bet shed be really impressed if you took her for a spin in this ;) 5:45 pm, Thu 6 May
Hi ther is this a real ute or waht kalim75 (1 )  6:18 pm, Thu 6 May
Did Dave the neighbour put you up to this? 6:31 pm, Thu 6 May
Hey mate,.this ute is funnier than a fight in church,bloody catholics.It is in the water no matter wot they say.,as a coaster ,drink it, it won,t kill ya. good luck with the sale man. cheers AJ>....LOL beetle1234 (30 )  7:17 pm, Thu 6 May
You are mad as a bag of spiders 9:28 pm, Thu 6 May
Is this this model with the invisible pussy magnet??? if so i'm keeeeen bowie999 (87 )  8:26 pm, Thu 6 May
Well I think it is the actual ute that is the magnet you know? But it is invisible so, yes?.Are you lookin to step up your game? 9:29 pm, Thu 6 May
How much for the coffee in picture 4? scotx2 (15 )  8:33 pm, Thu 6 May
I spilled a bit of it so maybe 3 magic beans and shes yours 9:30 pm, Thu 6 May
I dont know what your smokin but please send me some subychick2 (10 )  8:56 pm, Thu 6 May
Ask my neighbour Dave, hes into those fruity disco biscuits 9:30 pm, Thu 6 May
sorry to bother you again but my wife wants to know if its got a tow bar? and a buy now as we are needing a car asap for the road trip gud_fella (14 )  9:38 pm, Thu 6 May
Yeah m8 it has a towbar, is that for your wifes portable kitchen? Or does your bbq have wheels? 9:43 pm, Thu 6 May
are you actually the emperor and do you have matching clothes? gtyler (96 )  10:12 pm, Thu 6 May
Ohh good one, way to salt the wound! Is this you Dave?? 10:28 am, Fri 7 May
does it have can/bottle holders? also how fast does it go? jesses_mum (98 )  11:56 am, Fri 7 May
It has can/ cup holders and a holder in the middle for those giant bottles of coke or L&P. It goes pretty fast, manages to reach Defcon 4 pretty easy 12:11 pm, Fri 7 May
you should put 'no test pilots or TYRE KICKERS' hahaha wasabi83 (38 )  12:00 pm, Fri 7 May
Or maybe "no a__hole neighbours" 12:12 pm, Fri 7 May
Ill tade you John Key for it? shaun.jones264 (1 )  12:02 pm, Fri 7 May
NO. 12:13 pm, Fri 7 May
hey. i have an invisble ute as well. its a toyota hilux 4x4 ute. then one morning when i got up, it disappeared. good luck on the auction. jono muckypup (31 )  12:03 pm, Fri 7 May
Are u sure its invisible and not stolen? If I were you I would be kickin a__ and taking names! 12:14 pm, Fri 7 May
This is classic... This Ute would be ideal for an open sky gaze hahaha. No more cleaning the car. I would buy this but its a bit to expensive for me. Good luck with the auction, bloody Turkey SLAP that Dave in the face. hagleyfinnest (23 )  12:06 pm, Fri 7 May
Turkey slap? thats a bit harsh, even for the likes of douchebag Dave 12:14 pm, Fri 7 May
Those are different tyres on that Hilux they're low profile where as you've got some big sidewall f***ers. I think you will need a wheel alignment too those tyres look like they're way out of alignment. skittles_kitkat (1 )  12:06 pm, Fri 7 May
The pic isn't exactly what mine was, just similair colour and epic-ness. As I said to another guy, my tyres are the LEAST of my problems! 12:15 pm, Fri 7 May
Great mate. do you think you would be noticed in this wicked ute it may be good for boy racers so the cops dont get them .Can you suply a fleet of them they may just catch on.. kyle107 (63 )  12:09 pm, Fri 7 May
Probably would be good for the boy racer scene, but then if you won a drag, who would believe you?? Can't supply a fleet but I guess if you leave a car outside Dave's, you might get lucky. 12:16 pm, Fri 7 May
hahahahahaha you're a champion! good luck with sale kbandmj (68 )  12:11 pm, Fri 7 May
Did my mum tell you to say that? Jeeze mother. If she didn't, then cheers! 12:17 pm, Fri 7 May
dont like the color round25 (110 )  12:17 pm, Fri 7 May
Then I dont recommend you buy it, I do recommend you stop drinking so much haterade 12:19 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi, Who is the gorgeous girl standing next to your vehicle? she is damn beauty. shunee (14 )  12:20 pm, Fri 7 May
What can I say, it pulls the ladies ;) 12:22 pm, Fri 7 May
The picture of the car before shows the ute on low profiles yet the tyres showing now are chunky? Please explain optimusrhyme (48 )  12:31 pm, Fri 7 May
photo shown is NOT my ute, mine was way better til dave came along 12:38 pm, Fri 7 May
hi can you tell me if you use mothers or meguiars? and how often do you chamois it? cheers cooper5 (568 )  12:32 pm, Fri 7 May
i use meguires, chamois' are 4 sissys 12:41 pm, Fri 7 May
you should ask if wonder women wants to go for a spin in it then she might let try out her invisible plane ? puddis (141 )  12:36 pm, Fri 7 May
shes way out of my league, maybe shed be keen now? 12:48 pm, Fri 7 May
heya mate, damn nice truck, is it hard to get replacement panels for it? and does it leak much when it rains? also does it have tow bar? need it to tow my invisible boat. thanks driftn_hard (237 )  12:38 pm, Fri 7 May
Not too bad to get replacement panels, depends on who you know I guess. It doesn't leak when it rains, it still has a working roof, just an invisible one. Does have a tow bar but if you're goin out on an invisible boat you may want to take some life jackets and double brown 1:05 pm, Fri 7 May
I think this auction maybe be a scam ? Was talking to my mate about this and he recons you cant make something invisible. I bet you $20 that you only have the tyres and are trying to fool people that its a real invisible ute. You may of fooled everyone else but your not tricking me. Im 90% sure this is a joke aye ? masaw (22 )  12:39 pm, Fri 7 May
congrats, you are a douche 12:45 pm, Fri 7 May
o.k I agree it looks good, but does it sound good.? And does it take the same invisable fuel as a yaught takes?. ckmanson (50 )  12:41 pm, Fri 7 May
it sounds fully mint, thats part of the reason y dave has exercised such a__holery. no does not take invisible fuel, runs on blue powerade 12:54 pm, Fri 7 May
any idea y it has trouble staying together or moving? mite need a wheel alignment.. also dose it come with full body neons in picture 1? very keen jewls_1 (15 )  12:47 pm, Fri 7 May
I can't figure out why it won't go? Kev came round and he thinks its something to do with the wheel alignment as well. I'll sort that out today and let you know how I get on. Doesn't have full body neons, thank god. 1:03 pm, Fri 7 May
To masaw: This is definitely not a scam. I bought one like this a couple of years back. It was my pride and joy - then some ratbag did a wonderful gouging job across the bonnet with his keys :( Getting the paintwork to match in the repair was fairly easy though - you can't even see a hint of where it was damaged. geordie728 (276 )  12:55 pm, Fri 7 May
Cheers mate, does anyone else think its strange that he actually asked someone if its possible to make something invisible? Of course it is!! 1:05 pm, Fri 7 May
Great auction! That last question just made my day amandaa3 (36 )  12:59 pm, Fri 7 May
At least someones having a laugh out of my misfortune 1:06 pm, Fri 7 May
ur the trippyest guy i no of man hahahah good on you hmltrip (0 )  1:00 pm, Fri 7 May
You obviously haven't met Kev 1:06 pm, Fri 7 May
You reckon we could fit a double size mattress in the tray for the odd shag here n there??? daan71 (579 )  1:12 pm, Fri 7 May
maybe u should buy a van? altho this would be very discreet 3:15 pm, Fri 7 May
haha well never seen that before.... i dont see a fuel tank, is it quite economical? sweet ride tho... good luck. burning_spears (15 )  1:15 pm, Fri 7 May
very economical, blue powerade is on special at fresh choice at the moment. 3:16 pm, Fri 7 May
hi im just wondering how long your invisable ute is as if i brought it id have to build an invisable shed to put it in - thanx lifestyle_sheds (22 )  1:21 pm, Fri 7 May
about the length of 5 honda citys 3:18 pm, Fri 7 May
I wonder if your kev is like my kev... then i would completely understand sas381 (173 )  1:28 pm, Fri 7 May
u unlucky bastard, kevs mad 3:18 pm, Fri 7 May
At first i thought the price was too good to be true. Until i looked at the last picture and you can clearly see what looks to be a bent axle as the LR wheel is on the piss. Maybe its a optical illusion but can you verify that this model hasn't been in a serious crash torqued (122 )  1:35 pm, Fri 7 May
ah i see, thats an optical illusion caused by a paranoid mind, relax! 3:20 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey are you invisible while inside it? paula_tim (19 )  1:38 pm, Fri 7 May
yeah m8 im sitting in it in the main pic, sweet ay 3:21 pm, Fri 7 May
looks like the wheels need to be aligned. kash1nz (5 )  1:38 pm, Fri 7 May
thanks a__hole 3:21 pm, Fri 7 May
Could you please you load a side view photo? What the fuel comsumtion like? ramius2 (64 )  1:47 pm, Fri 7 May
from which side? fuel consumption is good, if u run out of powerade u can switch it to "delorean mode", in which case u will need a lot of trash 3:23 pm, Fri 7 May
wanna trade with my impala? sittin on 20s str8teez (26 )  1:52 pm, Fri 7 May
chuck it on 24s and we can talk 3:23 pm, Fri 7 May
m8 you forgot to say engine size? petrol/diesel? 3.0 turbo d or is it the v6 model hard to see from this angle.and does it have a tow bar?thx swpartnership (29 )  1:57 pm, Fri 7 May
its a gallow 24 model and runs on blue powerade most of the time, has towbar 3:26 pm, Fri 7 May
good greif, hasent any one thought ?? if some twit pinched the tyres.. if i hadda thought of that i woulda put it on and ask ya gotta love it, shuballs (159 )  2:05 pm, Fri 7 May
i think the worst has already occurred 3:27 pm, Fri 7 May
just wondering if you will sell in parts? we are just after windscreen and drivers window.thanks techart (4 )  2:14 pm, Fri 7 May
not 2 keen 2 sell in parts, if it doesnt sell ill probably use it as my getaway vehicle 3:31 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey,Bro nice looking ute,please can i have some of the shit you are smoking. kaz109 (36 )  2:16 pm, Fri 7 May
im selling a ute, i think u have 2 go sumwea else 2 find what ur after buddy 3:33 pm, Fri 7 May
HI WOULD YOU TAKE $20.000 CASH BUY NOW bassturd (9 )  2:23 pm, Fri 7 May
everyones a comedian 2day arent they 3:33 pm, Fri 7 May
what kind of ute, is it a 2 seater or a 4 seater,and is it diesel or petrol, and does it come with the kitchen sink ? andyb110 (1 )  2:25 pm, Fri 7 May
its a 5 seater with room for hot motherb*tches in the back, runs on powerade, could come with kitchen sink at right price 3:35 pm, Fri 7 May
For all the sceptics out there, I can tell you this is no joke. I went to run between some parked cars and banged straight into this ute that was invisible. Sorry about the dent on the gaurd mate. otulloch (178 )  2:29 pm, Fri 7 May
YOU MOTHERF__KER! 3:36 pm, Fri 7 May
you must have trouble finding the keys...mine arent invisible and i struggle to find them! evil_lp (26 )  2:33 pm, Fri 7 May
luckily the keys were inside when this happened, still visible yet near impossible 2 locate in a hurry 3:37 pm, Fri 7 May
LMAO! this is got to be by far the wirdest auction ive seen yet .... come2earth (37 )  2:52 pm, Fri 7 May
u obviously didnt c the guy selling flies in a jar 3:38 pm, Fri 7 May
Are you going to promo it with a body painted girl in the car themed colours like they did with the 'Folden'? She was painted blue and red... adesso (332 )  2:55 pm, Fri 7 May
are u volunteering 2 be this girl?? 3:39 pm, Fri 7 May
What colour is it? bobnshirley (10 )  2:57 pm, Fri 7 May
it was blue.... now, not so much 3:39 pm, Fri 7 May
If I'm the successful bidder, will I get a full tank of gas with it? jimbob120 (14 )  2:59 pm, Fri 7 May
if fresh choice still has the gas on sale 3:41 pm, Fri 7 May
Dude, funny as, does it only pick up invisible woman? You really should look for a job in marketing! stimpee (32 )  3:02 pm, Fri 7 May
picks up visible, hot as women, will post picture up asap. i already have a job and i enjoy being a chicken wrangler 3:44 pm, Fri 7 May
hey dont consider swaping for the invisible plane i went to take it for a test fly but for sum reason it wouldnt fly. JUst giving you a heads up. Gook luck with the auction. kelseyj66 (1 )  3:05 pm, Fri 7 May
cheers 4 the heads up m8, douchebags like that need a roundhouse kick 2 the face 4:08 pm, Fri 7 May
R u on the devils lettuce? Does your air con work at all? If so do u have a Buy Now? mistro3 (90 )  3:08 pm, Fri 7 May
devils lettuce? i think youve confused me 4 the guy selling dead flies. aircon works fine, will put a buy now up asap 4:09 pm, Fri 7 May
so this is just four tyres right?i mean is there any ute there?because it seems like its just tyres and then thats not really cool and ur auctions in da wrong category it should be in cars and accesories...its just misleading... eipg (10 )  3:22 pm, Fri 7 May
have u been drinking the haterade also? 4:10 pm, Fri 7 May
You've definately pulled the wool over my eye's, I can't see anything wrong here? Looks too good to be true?! tnpt (19 )  3:23 pm, Fri 7 May
its pretty mint, b sad 2 c it go 4:11 pm, Fri 7 May
Can it tow the caravan? migivor (81 )  3:30 pm, Fri 7 May
the one in the back? havent tried, caravan belongs 2 local gypsy 4:12 pm, Fri 7 May
so what size are the tyres that are on it? olds-cool-auto (173 )  3:30 pm, Fri 7 May
17s, had 20s but kev f__ked them doing mad burnouts. 4:13 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi, I am the invisible man and I think this slammin ride will suit my superhero image perfectly. Are you negiotable on the price as I think my wife (cat woman) is very tight. shady48 (289 )  3:31 pm, Fri 7 May
well i think u should eat a snickers and get some nuts, real superheroes pay full price 4:16 pm, Fri 7 May
r the rims 6 stud and also were a the warant and rego stickers sr20king (42 )  3:31 pm, Fri 7 May
rims are 6 stud and stickers are invisible....like the rest of the ute 4:17 pm, Fri 7 May
lmao, Ah my freind life is tough,and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it ;0) shuballs (159 )  3:33 pm, Fri 7 May
dave wont be laughing when i sh*t on his toyota prius 4:18 pm, Fri 7 May
this ute would be great for picking up blind chicks............ jim-bob2 (116 )  3:39 pm, Fri 7 May
wouldnt any vehicle b good 4 that?? 4:19 pm, Fri 7 May
How much is the caravan? malachi157 (12 )  3:39 pm, Fri 7 May
not sure, but i do believe the gypsy is interested in selling it, hopefully u have a golden goose hanging around 4:21 pm, Fri 7 May
omg i f**kn love this ute funny az sh*t ill trade it 4 my bf? wags239 (90 )  3:47 pm, Fri 7 May
can he make good sandwiches? 4:22 pm, Fri 7 May
I'd just like to say, to anyone having doubts of this motorvehicle, that it's the genuine article. We used to drive these back in 'nam before the B-2 bombers came out in the supermarkets. Everyone laughed as they saw us go past with just our tyres showing, then BANG! Aids. So to anyone who's keen on this motor, bid your highest, you will not be disappointed. thebellz (3 )  3:49 pm, Fri 7 May
now if anyone sees this badboy rolling round, they will run 4 miles 4:25 pm, Fri 7 May
Some dudes in the States are tryi g an insurance job on their invisible ute - easier than a sale I guess. http://www.theonion.com/articl
es/pickup-truck-stoled,17337/ Do you reckon your missus and Dave are working together on this one? captainpost (1 )  3:56 pm, Fri 7 May
my missus doesnt know who dave is, theres no window in the kitchen 4:27 pm, Fri 7 May
$62,700-00 for the Folden!! This is worth way more! Just dont let this auction go backwards like those twits did!! And only allow address verified too bro-dont want no dreamers on that beauty! Oh-how much for the caravan? nosaj (170 )  4:05 pm, Fri 7 May
I agree, those douchebags were dreamin. this is authentic awesome. caravan is 4 sale, make an offer 2 the gypsy, she likes cats 4:30 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi. Does it have air con? bianchi1 (86 )  4:06 pm, Fri 7 May
yes. 4:30 pm, Fri 7 May
what a hoot...have been looking for this model for years ha ha ha angel494 (2 )  4:08 pm, Fri 7 May
you could of walked past one without tyres, thats the shit thing bout this model, very rare and hard to find 4:31 pm, Fri 7 May
Does it come with a spare tyre? Im keen as tedbelb (1 )  4:11 pm, Fri 7 May
yea m8 its in the deck, good luck finding it though 4:34 pm, Fri 7 May
just happened to stumble across this......pregnant with my third baby and due anyday i almost burst with hysterics of laughter!....love the ad and love your responses!....thanks for making my day alot bettter! micky_1 (994 )  4:15 pm, Fri 7 May
thats all good, ill let Dave know he made ur day by f__king up mine. 4:36 pm, Fri 7 May
Where do you sit? I could imagine opening the door and falling flat on my ass ay. And shet son shez sacked!! Can you even get your foot under the sill or is that dragging on the ground too? street-torque (23 )  4:15 pm, Fri 7 May
m8 did u win your lisence? u sit in the drivers seat. ha yeah its sacked but not THAT sacked 4:38 pm, Fri 7 May
I'm thinking as pimped as this "Baby" is, the tray is adjustable? in size? so I can fit my spa (semi-invisible) on the back? 2.050m x 2.050m. Let me know I'm a serious bidder! 8scampi (15 )  4:18 pm, Fri 7 May
shes a bit hard 2 get measurements off of these days but i like ur thinking bro, u could definately jimmy it up and make it fit 4:42 pm, Fri 7 May
Mate just so you know, when Davo is looking over the fence he ain't looking at your ute, in the main photo your missus has got a primo RACK (and pinion) ha ha. eggy1 (146 )  4:18 pm, Fri 7 May
ha cheers m8, a rare occasion where she was off kitchen duty 4:45 pm, Fri 7 May
Does it only come in this colour or is there a choice?? jetsprinter (117 )  4:28 pm, Fri 7 May
no choice, i refuse 2 do any more work on this ute 4:46 pm, Fri 7 May
lock nuts on dem tryes tkoroheke (45 )  4:28 pm, Fri 7 May
dem tryes? no. 4:46 pm, Fri 7 May
hi this would do quite nicely for my husband. I mean he has been spending years collecting parts and building a car/van/truck (all the same for me) in the garage and I don't think he has even got this far! Maybe we could all go out and have Sunday rides in it. would you deliver to chch at all? toystoystoys1 (2 )  4:33 pm, Fri 7 May
well hopefully he doesnt have a d__khead neighbour like i do, yeah that would be sweet, im sure kev would b keen to drive it over 4:48 pm, Fri 7 May
Will I be able to drive this on a learners licence? jimbob120 (14 )  4:35 pm, Fri 7 May
u can drive anything with a learners lisence, dont expect a happy face if u get pulled though 4:49 pm, Fri 7 May
A maintenance question: how do you keep the tyres visible? robphil44 (177 )  4:38 pm, Fri 7 May
so far theyve done alrite staying visible, i think dave has had his kicks 4 now 4:51 pm, Fri 7 May
Can you post some interior photos.I keen to checkout the colour scheme realfoods (1071 )  4:39 pm, Fri 7 May
see that empty space? thats the interior. 4:51 pm, Fri 7 May
money going to any charity? thenzjessie (18 )  4:44 pm, Fri 7 May
of course, if i dont sell the ute it will go to charity minus the tyres 4:53 pm, Fri 7 May
does the air conditioning, sunroof both still work & was this the 2010 model advertised with airbrakes? An early reply to this airhead would be ignored. cheers bro, hope you get what this is worth!!! ianlois (169 )  4:47 pm, Fri 7 May
all works fine doesnt have airbrakes. i hope i get enough to build a slingshot and shoot sh*t over 2 the neighbours 4:55 pm, Fri 7 May
hey man im the invisable man lol just love the ride would suit me to a t.... am i able to test drive it on my next mision? full power ahead bridget173 (12 )  4:49 pm, Fri 7 May
sure u can come testdrive, how will i know when ur here? 4:56 pm, Fri 7 May
Sorry to bother you - personalised plates? robphil44 (177 )  4:52 pm, Fri 7 May
believe it or not, some d_ck stole them. 4:58 pm, Fri 7 May
hey mate does she have a cup holder at all sounds like my dream ute candyj1 (6 )  4:55 pm, Fri 7 May
yep and 1.5 litre coke/l&p bottle holder 4:59 pm, Fri 7 May
Can you make the tires invisible too when you hop on? It'd be hard to stalk people with it, if the tires were visible, you know. maverick666 (44 )  4:56 pm, Fri 7 May
i reckon u could but theres always the risk u wouldnt b able 2 reverse it, then ur in trouble if u try 2 find it after a night on the jars 5:01 pm, Fri 7 May
lol this is one funny shit and im still pissing myself laughing hahaha hoani58 (4 )  4:58 pm, Fri 7 May
cheers, im glad this is funny 2 someone other that just dave 5:02 pm, Fri 7 May
I THOUGHT I HAD A 3500 DODGE RAM,SAME COLOUR AS YOUR'S IN THE DRIVEWAY.......TURNED OUT IT WAS INVISIBLE.HAVE YOU SEEN IT? coruba29 (19 )  4:58 pm, Fri 7 May
think about what u just said, how would i have seen it? 5:03 pm, Fri 7 May
Im sure the Top Gear team would like to test drive this baby, Oh by the way does it have Personalised plates and just a thought how about giving it a respray. billericay2 (345 )  4:58 pm, Fri 7 May
for once i doubt wether even the stig could handle its power. plates were stolen and im worried a respray might bring its value down 5:05 pm, Fri 7 May
Hiya, Cool ute, I have some touch up paint for this if the new buyer wants it. My mate Larry has asked would you swap it for a Simca Etoile with double-overhead possum tails, mohe headers and arthur knappa tyres ? He's like that ol' Larry, although currently he's banned from every car show in new zealand for doing burnouts in an invisible Renault Dauphin at the Beach Hop. They tracked him down by his tyre-prints. craign (112 )  4:59 pm, Fri 7 May
is this u kev? 5:06 pm, Fri 7 May
Mate your wheel alignment is a bit off robaato69 (190 )  5:00 pm, Fri 7 May
thanks a__hole 5:07 pm, Fri 7 May
This is way cool!! It would be sooooooo much cheaper than my V8 to run. melss (18 )  5:02 pm, Fri 7 May
maybe u should think about modifying it so u can switch to delorean mode, much cheaper 5:08 pm, Fri 7 May
has this been used in any burglery,s latley because all my invisable stuff got nicked the other day,Raymond who lives next door (he collects womens undies)said he heard a car but couldn,t see it. bltiz (302 )  5:05 pm, Fri 7 May
u listen 2 someone who collects womens undies? 5:09 pm, Fri 7 May
hi will u swap 4 invisible missus, 5/8 blonde hair big tits x porn star .just need 2 upgrade her angelanderson (70 )  5:09 pm, Fri 7 May
no. one visible woman is enough, dont need an invisible one 2 add 2 my headache 5:10 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi there, can you put some pics up of the interior? padz101 (21 )  5:12 pm, Fri 7 May
as i said before, that empty space is the interior 5:18 pm, Fri 7 May
Is the owner imvisible? "Or the most important parts of the owner invisible???" LOL. ASKED BY MY WIFE gagetman007 (14 )  5:13 pm, Fri 7 May
my guns? theyre fully visible 5:18 pm, Fri 7 May
hi jus like to know will i turn invisable if i get in it and is it turbo minimcaw (111 )  5:20 pm, Fri 7 May
yes. u will turn invisible, im sitting in the car in a few of the pics 5:33 pm, Fri 7 May
This seriously has to be the most imaginative and awesome auction ever!, I just wish I had cash to bid :(... Good luck with everything, p.s... It looks meanage! (dont ask me what that means, but my 12 yr old daughter seems to think it is the new hip statement, when I asked her what it meant she just rolled her eyes in the "you are the dumbest mum" way!! lol... toranalovers (230 )  5:23 pm, Fri 7 May
meanage! 5:34 pm, Fri 7 May
Is this the same invisible ute that was in that Smashproof video? If so, did your mate Kev try and get off with Gin? v8ss (96 )  5:26 pm, Fri 7 May
no. smashproof were pretending, they cant fool me. kev has tried to get it on with a lot of things but luckily 4 gin he isnt allowd out of his house 4 awile 5:38 pm, Fri 7 May
Any chance of converting this back to petrol? Have you seen how much powerade costs a litre? mabelle2 (88 )  5:34 pm, Fri 7 May
aaah u see it runs per bottle not per litre. 5 bottles is a full tank 5:39 pm, Fri 7 May
Could I get an AA check before bidding? pomingoon (10 )  5:36 pm, Fri 7 May
sure, kev said hel do it 5:40 pm, Fri 7 May
Ha this is genius!! Thanks for the "haterade" comment way way earlier on in the questions.. I'm gonna use that :) moomoo10 (8 )  5:36 pm, Fri 7 May
some people need to stop drinking the haterade and chill out, why so serious? 5:41 pm, Fri 7 May
Car looks pritty good, I dont see any dents. Any money owning on it? phlik (31 )  5:36 pm, Fri 7 May
nah man all paid off, bought it 4 10k off my mate doug a while back and did it up from there. shes mint 5:42 pm, Fri 7 May
what happened to the pretty nissan kingcab that is visable? paranoid22 (50 )  5:38 pm, Fri 7 May
wasnt mine. found it on the google machine 5:43 pm, Fri 7 May
um are you serious no affence but are you just selling the wheels or nothing? joe9028 (15 )  5:40 pm, Fri 7 May
are u illiterate? invisible ute on visible tyres being sold 2 anyone brave enough to strap themselves in and feel the Gs 5:48 pm, Fri 7 May
Toranalover: Checked with my 14 year old: meanage = awesome. Seller: My query is whether the paint used on this car has been checked out. It seems that several people have used this same colour, and all have become invisible. Could be a fortune to be made - if you can find out what Dave put in it. comres (2 )  5:41 pm, Fri 7 May
well i painted my car way before dodgy dave shifted in next door, i think the people uv been talking 2 are slightly full of sh*t 5:50 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey back to you about the spa pool idea, the Mrs (my one) says (after much debate about the measurements) that it wouldn't be right for us with all that girl magnet stuff going on (she's been reading the rest of you Q & A). So we're probably going with the Hovercraft my mate in Charleston's got. (She reckons that only attracts guys!) And tell Kev I need that fifty he owes me... Handi. 8scampi (15 )  5:42 pm, Fri 7 May
if u bought the ute u could just remove the tyres and your wife wud never know. gud luck with the fifty bucks hope u arent relying on it to feed urself or nethn 5:55 pm, Fri 7 May
IT MIGHT PAY TO WARN THE BUYER WHEN BACKING IT DOWN THE DRIVE TO WATCH THE STACK OF POST HOLES ON THE LEFT. I WOULD HATE TO SEE THEM KNOCKED OVER 7tasman (60 )  5:42 pm, Fri 7 May
ill try not to sell 2 any tourists, but cheers 6:28 pm, Fri 7 May
I see the invisible ute has visible headlights. Is it possible to tweak it to invisible headlights for umm... nightime activities? gaba1 (150 )  5:44 pm, Fri 7 May
i drew those on, ur night time activities will stay secret 6:29 pm, Fri 7 May
hey bud can you put up photos of the interior,an is there any rust holes lynette25 (70 )  5:50 pm, Fri 7 May
okay ill put up pics of interior seeing as fools keep asking, no rustholes, no bog 6:31 pm, Fri 7 May
yup 4 shore primo sandwichs u keen? wags239 (90 )  5:52 pm, Fri 7 May
my missus said she doesnt want to cook for 2 d_ckheads, sorry 6:35 pm, Fri 7 May
wow wicked set of wheels !!!! excuse the pun...... jim-bob2 (116 )  5:58 pm, Fri 7 May
its just a free for all 2day isnt it? 6:36 pm, Fri 7 May
Please give make, model, year and VIN number. Thanks. captain-poon (17 )  6:01 pm, Fri 7 May
make-invisible model-ute year-2010 VIN-U344422255M8 6:40 pm, Fri 7 May
does the ute have any modifications done to it or abilitys? lol we have some good sence of humour here i think... lol hoani58 (4 )  6:02 pm, Fri 7 May
has front and rear airbags, havent welded up the tailgate so u could still chuck ur bike on the back. m8 if u were me u wouldnt b laughn 6:44 pm, Fri 7 May
hey mate i got sum invisible tyres for sale they be perfect for your car i swap u for yours,i will chuck in some neon valve lights just so u can still find it quicksale4u (315 )  6:06 pm, Fri 7 May
im tryin to sell a ute here, not buy more bits for it 6:45 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi there, I noticed this ute has "delorean mode". What condition is the flux capacitor in please? The last time I tried to get one for my old girl they werent stocking them anymore. Where do you typically source your time travel parts from if not in NZ? Also do you know of somewhere that sells visible speedo's to plug into the ute so I know when im about to hit 88mph? I would hate to unexpectedly travel through time because I couldnt monitor my velocity. Any info appreciated, thanks. donotbend (83 )  6:07 pm, Fri 7 May
i get my parts from emmett brown inc. in mexico. you would definately need some sort of speedo attachment, i dont have one so i havent ben 2 keen 2 drive it 6:47 pm, Fri 7 May
Will it have a wash and wax before you let her go? manogiole (97 )  6:07 pm, Fri 7 May
no, i dont know how clean/dirty it is 6:47 pm, Fri 7 May
hey man, my mate bevan wrote his 2009 model off last weekend, (f%$kn invisable tree) so if new owner needs parts let me know peugeotman (39 )  6:12 pm, Fri 7 May
bevan is lucky 2 b alive, the roadworks need 2 concentrate on the real road hazzards 6:48 pm, Fri 7 May
ill pay with invisible money srmret (88 )  6:15 pm, Fri 7 May
good 1 a__hole, did ur sister help u come up with that hilarious joke 6:49 pm, Fri 7 May
I had one of these but after a night out i crashed it and insurance wouldn't cover it go figure. Would it pass the W.O.F? What size are the tyres? petemc (197 )  6:17 pm, Fri 7 May
gutted buddy, kev said hed do the wof 4 a box of double brown, tyres are 17s 6:51 pm, Fri 7 May
Jimbob2 has asked the best question so far, good for picking up blind chicks, f-ing brilliant ha ha. eggy1 (146 )  6:18 pm, Fri 7 May
yes its hilarious for everyone but me 6:52 pm, Fri 7 May
Id put a bid on .. but You'ld have to chuck a lift kit in .. she looks a little too low for my liking at the moment. 4wd's should NEVER EVER EVER be lowered. happigirl (221 )  6:18 pm, Fri 7 May
find the switches and ur away 6:53 pm, Fri 7 May
Id like to "Buy this Beauty" as i dont have a car & i my goals are FERRAREI so this is the 1st step for me Towards My Goal :) This is part of "SUCKCESS" Imagination is where that cums from :) For that Reason this is a "great Investment 4 Me":) Im looking farwd to putting my personalised plate on it -INVEST- colourways (1890 )  6:19 pm, Fri 7 May
WHAT? 6:54 pm, Fri 7 May
Kev sounds like a good bloke! don't know about D__khead dave tho can never trust anyone with the name Dave that drives a hybrid! sick323 (66 )  6:23 pm, Fri 7 May
kevs a good bastard, dave needs a punch in the ganja 6:54 pm, Fri 7 May
hey mate i had an invisible mini just like this once. ideal for drinking and driving except i forgot where i parked it in the morning. if anyones seen it i'm offering a reward for its return. reco-g-nise (14 )  6:25 pm, Fri 7 May
good luck with that. ask dave, hes into fruity cars 6:55 pm, Fri 7 May
Funny as!!! Good luck with selling it lmao :D smackdown5 (11 )  6:27 pm, Fri 7 May
oh yes its comedy central. 6:56 pm, Fri 7 May
can we have pics of the interior subychick2 (10 )  6:30 pm, Fri 7 May
4 the last time, i will put pics up for all u dumba__es who havent read q&a 6:57 pm, Fri 7 May
bro ive got dis girl on da side....can it hide her wen we rollin in da ute on k,rd? imsohood (2 )  6:31 pm, Fri 7 May
bro u better hope ur missus dont c this and if ur cruisn on k rd u have problems an invisible ute just wont fix 6:58 pm, Fri 7 May
only a true coaster would come up with sumthang this funny chur BRO !!! suey8 (64 )  6:32 pm, Fri 7 May
only a true douchebag would decide 2 turn another mans pride and joy invisible 6:59 pm, Fri 7 May
hi cool ute im only 14 y-o but do you reckon the cops would notice if i drive it? tp1966 (96 )  6:33 pm, Fri 7 May
can u handle it? 8:10 pm, Fri 7 May
Any leaks or scratches? Rust? freeryder (129 )  6:34 pm, Fri 7 May
no leaks or rust, wasnt scratched last time i seen it but u never know what daves been up to 8:11 pm, Fri 7 May
would you take a trade of a wife and mother inlaw both have very low K,s hoggie (220 )  6:36 pm, Fri 7 May
i have my own, no way do i want another set 8:11 pm, Fri 7 May
are you hung like a ferret? baboon111 (16 )  6:36 pm, Fri 7 May
ur off ur rocker m8 8:12 pm, Fri 7 May
your ute is sick, will you take an offer of 5,000 invisible cash pop52 (104 )  6:38 pm, Fri 7 May
once again, what am i supposed 2 do with invisible money? 8:14 pm, Fri 7 May
does it come with that blonde girl??? korokoro107 (47 )  6:39 pm, Fri 7 May
that could be my dog. so no. 8:15 pm, Fri 7 May
Wicked ute bro!! O for orsum!! Do I need a special rego so the boys in blu know where to send all the speed tickets? willz4 (67 )  6:40 pm, Fri 7 May
if u know how to drive, they wont catch you 8:15 pm, Fri 7 May
Keen to swap on for my invisible Hummer ? daleyboyy (14 )  6:41 pm, Fri 7 May
hummers are 4 flaming douchebags, ask dave 8:17 pm, Fri 7 May
Are you just trying hard to get on the telly????? julietpaul (48 )  6:42 pm, Fri 7 May
do u understand what its like 2 have this happen 2 u?! 8:18 pm, Fri 7 May
boring1 (41 )  6:47 pm, Fri 7 May
invisible comment...nice 8:20 pm, Fri 7 May
hay mate would you like me to come around and shoot dave with my invisible gun? kuru_wood (156 )  6:48 pm, Fri 7 May
ill be in contact... 8:21 pm, Fri 7 May
Do you have the paperwork to back this up? I just Carjam'd your VIN number supplied, and it says Police and Finance company have interest in this vehicle. Nice auction :-) amcc (537 )  6:49 pm, Fri 7 May
if i did it right it should have spelt U DICK M8, or something. 8:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Man, that would look SO sweet parked up our drive!! Wish we had the cash, bloody recession. hughjass7 (77 )  6:51 pm, Fri 7 May
im definately catchin what youre throwin m8 8:28 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey mate,any chance you could get a wheel alignment for it? im pretty keen on it ae but looks like the tyres would just wear way to fast. slappy217 (43 )  6:53 pm, Fri 7 May
yea m8 ill get kev 2 have a look 4 ya 8:37 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey mate, im very keen on the car. Im from up north, could you drive it to picton and ill meet you there to have a look over the car and check for any oil leaks? redgoose1 (54 )  6:57 pm, Fri 7 May
yeah sure id have 2 chat 2 kev as hed be driving, ill warn ya hes a bit native 8:39 pm, Fri 7 May
good day mate. when you hop into the ute do you go invisibal? afro33 (4 )  6:58 pm, Fri 7 May
sure do 8:39 pm, Fri 7 May
bloody dave... nicoledavid (2 )  7:00 pm, Fri 7 May
ill get em, dont you worry 8:40 pm, Fri 7 May
holy shit iv neva seen 1 b4 ?this is awsome !!! lol (gues i still wont) dragon_ninja (6 )  7:01 pm, Fri 7 May
yes....u probably wont ever see an invisible ute 8:41 pm, Fri 7 May
What do you mean truck is invisible??? I can see it clearly in all pictures - is this some kind of scam or there a problem with everyones eyesight. Please explain. Concerned. tmrose (158 )  7:08 pm, Fri 7 May
fruity disco biscuit strikes again 8:42 pm, Fri 7 May
i don't get it ,was it stolen or something ? Truly.... what happened ? clyde01 (76 )  7:10 pm, Fri 7 May
ask dave. hes the only d*ck who will know 8:42 pm, Fri 7 May
OMFG I honestly thought your neighbour was my neighbour too! when I saw this was ready to ring the police & request you to be witness, then I realized we live miles apart, I think we both have dodgy neighbours because one morning I went outside & found this happened to us also, however we were not as lucky as you, if you still be interested in a swap we have an invisible Blue XR6. The remaining visible tyre in excellent cond" http://images.trademe.co.nz/ph
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no. ive had enough of this invisible vehicle bullsh*t 8:44 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey im a lady, so... does it pull the blokes too? Just what im looking for, if it does.. fordfan-76 (66 )  7:23 pm, Fri 7 May
from the looks of q&a, yes 8:45 pm, Fri 7 May
Oh and for your perusal this is what our Invisible Blue XR6 used to look like before. Just in case you do consider a straight swap http://images.trademe.co.nz/ph
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Why would I want another invisible car when Im trying to get rid of the one I have? 10:19 pm, Fri 7 May
Yo mate what the rego so I can check on carfax supertech1 (228 )  7:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Can't see what it is at the mo, ill have a look in the morn and see if I have a bit more luck, cheers 10:19 pm, Fri 7 May
Fantastic ill swap for my invisable girls nissan25 (63 )  7:28 pm, Fri 7 May
theres a big difference between invisible and imaginary buddy 8:47 pm, Fri 7 May
sorry about the broken link there appears to be a missing "g" at the end of jpg, just copy and paste in browser and add a g to the end of the link. thanks and I so know how you feel realnz01 (97 )  7:29 pm, Fri 7 May
I hope your car really is invisible and you aren't just bullsh*tting, thats not right man 10:20 pm, Fri 7 May
how much for the plates??? wouldnt they be illegal cause the camera cant see them? tonyg26 (125 )  7:34 pm, Fri 7 May
The plates were stolen by some jackass 10:21 pm, Fri 7 May
i love your sence of humour. that is priceless! cheers man havent laughed that hard in ages! 2bodz (131 )  7:45 pm, Fri 7 May
Yes ha ha ha its the crunchy comedy festival all over again 10:15 pm, Fri 7 May
If you won't trade John Key,how about a trade for that clown with the wart on his face....Phil Goff?or Hone Harawira? wayne310 (5 )  7:56 pm, Fri 7 May
Why would I want to buy a clown with a wart on his face?? 10:16 pm, Fri 7 May
Dave's an ar*ehole midsta (31 )  7:58 pm, Fri 7 May
Thanks m8, dw Ill get the bugger 10:18 pm, Fri 7 May
Could you please put up a photo from the rear. I want too get a better idea of how it looks from that angle. Thanks. hotrod30 (4 )  7:59 pm, Fri 7 May
Will do tomorrow, cheers 10:21 pm, Fri 7 May
Great, just what im looking for (and will have to keep looking for if i buy it) Makes towing caravan easy as i wont need to attach big mirrors on the sides. Id really like to know if my kids will turn invisable when they get in it? beachtree (314 )  8:03 pm, Fri 7 May
Real mint for towing and yes your kids will turn invisible, I know what you're thinking and I do sort of think it would be funny to lock them in 10:22 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi mate this is a real piece of art ive never seen anything like it,good luck... charlieh1 (177 )  8:07 pm, Fri 7 May
Cheers m8, just making the best out of a crap situation 10:22 pm, Fri 7 May
hey man,really interested in the ute,just wundarin would it have enough space to fit a yz 125 motor cross bike on the back? cam6174 (4 )  8:08 pm, Fri 7 May
Yeah m8 it would be sweet, dont really know if it would look any good but you could definately do it 10:23 pm, Fri 7 May
I could take care of this dave for u and buy the ute and chuck him on the tray and park it in the woods and no one would know. stacey19 (69 )  8:13 pm, Fri 7 May
I like how you think but I decided to stay away from gangs in 2007, cheers anyway bro 10:24 pm, Fri 7 May
Damn - this is one awesome ute. Wish I had some space in the garage to put it. Wouldn't want to leave in parked in the drive in case someone stole it! scootergirl (400 )  8:13 pm, Fri 7 May
Good thinking look how mine turned out! 10:24 pm, Fri 7 May
It says 2010 and its run 180,000km? Do you mean that it turned invisible in 2010 or have you just used it a lot? Also how much would it be to ship to Dunedin with insurance? Any idea of how much you want? Ballpark? glass.like (1 )  8:14 pm, Fri 7 May
It turned invisible in 2010, I haven't driven it much since then, dont want to risk travelling back/forwards in time. No Idea how much to ship to Dunedin and dont know how much I want. I've made enough to pay off how much it cost to list the damn thing, so Im happy 10:26 pm, Fri 7 May
How many kms do you get out of a tank? benboothy (3 )  8:15 pm, Fri 7 May
Roughly 1000 unless you're time travelling, then it only goes there and back so watch out, the 80s ain't pretty. 10:26 pm, Fri 7 May
ive herd these vehicles are hard to work on and even harder to find parts for beware buyer this vehicle could be a money pit !!! maree-ann (254 )  8:16 pm, Fri 7 May
Where have you heard that? Who do you know who has one of these and do they want another one?? 10:27 pm, Fri 7 May
The auction is just for the tyres aye???? cheers rfracer (78 )  8:18 pm, Fri 7 May
And the invisible ute that they are attached to, yes 10:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Gees man, There must be some good shit over there LOL thepanther1 (86 )  8:20 pm, Fri 7 May
Good shit, shit neighbours 10:28 pm, Fri 7 May
Sorry I put in the wrong amount. Please remove my bid. I will bid again glass.like (1 )  8:22 pm, Fri 7 May
Oh good one...ha nah allg bro 10:54 pm, Fri 7 May
hey there mate i have a revoked licence i thort i had a good idea and brought a moped scooter but got pulled over and got 200 hours comunity work so what is this car like with gettn pulled over got any mad sounds /sub also can u drive straight thru check points and how many times does this truck get sent to the panel beated from rear end collisions heanz-beanz (6 )  8:25 pm, Fri 7 May
Thats what u get for riding a moped bro, this ute wouldnt get pulled over if you took the tyres off but then there is the risk of losing the whole ute if you forget where you park, your gamble 10:55 pm, Fri 7 May
ive got 1 of these siting in my garage, i hardly use it! keen on swaps? mine is in slightly better condition g-2000 (51 )  8:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Not too keen on swaps for another invisible car, I know theres a reason behind why you hardly use it, theyre a bit wacky 10:56 pm, Fri 7 May
she got much rust?how much did it cost to build up?looks like it cost big dollars. skids302 (79 )  8:27 pm, Fri 7 May
No rust, cost about 8k to build up but as you can see its all gone down the sh*tter now 10:57 pm, Fri 7 May
(im using my bfs account so hope he dosent come on haha) hayy sad shiiet bowt da ute but the invisible style iz wayy better hmm i noticed u sayy iitz a girl magnet but does it have the same affect on guys if so are you willing to trade for my boyfriend he can be a friend for kev or sumin cause hez a bit krakd to lmao ??haha please i need a upgrade lol oh and to the doofusez that asked if this iz a real invisible ute hmmm did ur mama drop u on ya head lol well anyway good luck with th auction=D sass_kos (14 )  8:31 pm, Fri 7 May
Kev doesnt need anymore encouragement, hes off his rocker enough as it is. How are you even online? Do you have a computer in your kitchen? 10:58 pm, Fri 7 May
There was recently a young fella in Sumner photographed doing weird stuff with a donkey. Would they both be invisible on the back of this ute? robfish (174 )  8:37 pm, Fri 7 May
Was it Kev? Oh jesus. 10:59 pm, Fri 7 May
wanna swap for a INVISIBLE monkey you can only see the banana that hes holding hahahahahahahaha hard owt are you for real ESE what next your gonna start a new auction called the INVISIBLE house any i like when you said you can run away from cops with this thing good luck with your auction bro rex162 (9 )  8:39 pm, Fri 7 May
This is your brain on drugs bro. 10:59 pm, Fri 7 May
does it go hard?? Like what is the 0-100km like?? rfracer (78 )  8:39 pm, Fri 7 May
It goes mint, you just have to be brave enough to strap yourself in and feel the Gs 11:00 pm, Fri 7 May
By Jebbers we live in a FK&*D world..Nice auction for 4 tyres..NZ has the best weed ..rock on...Have ya having a good start to mushey season...I lost my wife one nite but the bitch I found was real good.. maldat (1255 )  8:41 pm, Fri 7 May
Down with the swearing, theres kiddies on here trying to buy Justin Bieber cds 11:01 pm, Fri 7 May
I smell cabbage. jordanm4 (12 )  8:44 pm, Fri 7 May
Are u in an old folks home? Some of them smell a bit like cabbage ay 11:01 pm, Fri 7 May
after much consideration I have decided the wheel alignment is a little out, please refer too picture 6! do you have the caravan in a separate auction? ezi-mow (118 )  8:48 pm, Fri 7 May
Fair enouhg, Kev aint the most reliable bloke on the farm, no but you can make an offer and I will consult the gypsy 11:02 pm, Fri 7 May
will i need a trailer to pick this up! tradesman16 (11 )  8:49 pm, Fri 7 May
Nope, shes all go bro 11:02 pm, Fri 7 May
I am a little hesitant..... but would you swap, plus differance in cash, for a high preformance mitsubishi RVR, IN BLACK. Plastic look alike mags, Daisy air freshner, auto,???? I would think swap and you pay 5k ... could get yourself a bargin. What say you? sandrar (85 )  8:53 pm, Fri 7 May
I would think you are seriously sh*tting me 11:03 pm, Fri 7 May
have to ask ... wonderwomans invisable plane you could see her in it am i right to say this has tinted windows then? donner1 (10 )  8:53 pm, Fri 7 May
Her plane was built to be invisible, my ute wasn't it just bloody happened 11:03 pm, Fri 7 May
I haven't owned an invisible vehicle before so please excuse my ignorance, if I'm inside it am I and my stuff invisible to others on the outside??? If not how do I hide sh*t from the fuzz if I get pulled over??? oleary101 (46 )  8:54 pm, Fri 7 May
Everything inside the ute becomes invisible, you can easily hide your stash from the fuzz no worries, might want to delete this question afterwards though 11:05 pm, Fri 7 May
is Joe9028 serious!!!!!!!! hellooooo angel494 (2 )  8:56 pm, Fri 7 May
Why so serious? 11:05 pm, Fri 7 May
my digger is a 350 kg and is invisible would it fit on the back seat? ebba2 (10 )  8:56 pm, Fri 7 May
What?! Have you ever put it on the back seat of another ute?! I friggin hope not pal 11:06 pm, Fri 7 May
can you upload a photo of the engine bay. thanks cabbage3 (114 )  8:58 pm, Fri 7 May
Will do tomorrow, cheers 11:06 pm, Fri 7 May
my comment was as lame as your auction pal srmret (88 )  8:58 pm, Fri 7 May
Haterade must be on sale these days, cheer up buddy 11:07 pm, Fri 7 May
well im wondering if dat was really ya ride!!! or ya just being funny a bit of a laugh lol if it did get taxed wat a wasted or is da Auction for da car an no one nos!!!!! got alot of people laughing good on ya mate best of luck 42meeke (65 )  8:59 pm, Fri 7 May
......? 11:07 pm, Fri 7 May
hi mate nice ride.its a shame.what do you plan on doing with it if it gets recovered??are the tyres that are on the ute now(in daves posesion) visible??just wondering as i work with a dodgey dave and need to know what im looking for.the bosses kids motorbikes went invisible the other week.i think it could be the same guy!!! ginga58 (new )  9:02 pm, Fri 7 May
If he drives a hybrid and has beady eyes, hes your man. Keep a close watch on your stuff, hes a dodgy bastard 11:08 pm, Fri 7 May
I know what Dave did to make it invisible..... He covered it in Libra Invisibles... He did a damn FINE job too. xkatarina (47 )  9:05 pm, Fri 7 May
Ha. Ha. Ha. A**hole 11:08 pm, Fri 7 May
Have you thought about taking it thru the carwash?? It might make all em Libra Invisibles fall offf?? Either that or they will just absorb dat water all up and then u mite have to drive it on a class 2 licence due to the weight of it!! xkatarina (47 )  9:07 pm, Fri 7 May
Are you one of Daves "hilarious" mates?? 11:09 pm, Fri 7 May
This had to be the laugh of my day. Good luck on the tyres bud smart thinking for a sale dinsta85 (28 )  9:09 pm, Fri 7 May
Turning bad luck into good luck since 2010 11:10 pm, Fri 7 May
Has there been any "magic" in the backseat? dekr8 (46 )  9:20 pm, Fri 7 May
Oh yes. Yes there has. 11:10 pm, Fri 7 May
Great auction, great foresight. They won't fit my Daihatsu 1.0L, but: I have off the wall ideas to sell my ride when the time comes. True genius, good luck mate. Don't worry about a reply etc. All the best. Fish. mellisa2000 (262 )  9:21 pm, Fri 7 May
Cheers Fish, good luck hope ur ride stays visible 11:11 pm, Fri 7 May
is it really invisible misha2 (54 )  9:22 pm, Fri 7 May
Are you really asking me this? Have you actually looked at the pictures and read the auction? Some people just think its funny to be a smart a**, well I aint laughin buddy 11:12 pm, Fri 7 May
great set of wheels - when you get in - do all the voices from the other invisible people stop? byrt1 (22 )  9:24 pm, Fri 7 May
I think you might need more than a ute to sort you out bro 11:12 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey yeah!...ummm....I was jus wondering.....How many ponies has it got?...oh and im lookin 2 buy if it has a rotary engine?...my current ute has got 400 horses safe tuned by St-tech but it drinks too much so yeah... rixstimbo (15 )  9:25 pm, Fri 7 May
Why dont you just build a rotary hybrid while you're at it 11:13 pm, Fri 7 May
so i spose if its full of hot chicks to and if so DO THey CUM WITH IT!!!!!! minimcaw (111 )  9:25 pm, Fri 7 May
No, the hot chicks are mine but this ute will definately give you the power to pull your own 11:13 pm, Fri 7 May
That Dave guy must have done one heck of a job, but is that a dent I see? Would you trade for an air guitar or could i interest you in a sandwich? bhppi (276 )  9:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Dent? You are kidding? PLease point this out because I am not a happy chappy if there is a dent. I have my own air guitar and my missus makes good sandwhiches 11:14 pm, Fri 7 May
Instant Finance?Pay over 63months tedbelb (1 )  9:30 pm, Fri 7 May
What is instant about 63 months?? 11:14 pm, Fri 7 May
Has the cam belt been done? How many kiddie car seats could we fit in the back- (I could share transport to Play Centre). nippy1 (79 )  9:31 pm, Fri 7 May
Cam belt has been done, if you are going for the milf look, one kid would do 11:15 pm, Fri 7 May
I'll place a bid, but if this is not actually an invisible ute but a set of four tyres I will force-feed you through a funnel from my anus agentknives (63 )  9:32 pm, Fri 7 May
Bro Im mates with Kev, you think that grosses me out? Ive seen it all 11:15 pm, Fri 7 May
hey m8...very sympathetic with what you are going thru!~ hey by the way how do you know which end is which? ~~ oj17 (41 )  9:36 pm, Fri 7 May
Cheers bro, it gets a bit confusing so I just have to remember which way I parked it last and home Dave doesn't filth over and move it in the night 11:16 pm, Fri 7 May
could u do me a deal on it for mothers day im sure my mum would luv it minimcaw (111 )  9:38 pm, Fri 7 May
Am I santa? No. 11:16 pm, Fri 7 May
from reading the coments you the angreist sales man lol i think you need to calm down if you wna become a good salesman as i do business =) ronaldow (17 )  9:39 pm, Fri 7 May
Who is the one selling an invisible car here?? me or you??? 11:17 pm, Fri 7 May
You bro are a bloody ledgend hardowt!! This should make the news dammit lol...not only is this auction farkn crak up az but your answers 2 ppls Q have made my fruity disco biskit consumption all that more delightful...primo chur thanks for that lol. hugebear (112 )  9:41 pm, Fri 7 May
Chur bro, enjoy the biscuits 11:17 pm, Fri 7 May
This is blatantly a SCAM. We all know invisible utes stay with their invisible owners. Better off just selling the tyres I reckon. ni.lew.fer (4 )  9:46 pm, Fri 7 May
Do you drive a prius as well? 11:18 pm, Fri 7 May
I have it under good authority that this ute has a supercharged big block V8 . Are the tyres really up to such a high powered engine ? mooch_748 (87 )  9:53 pm, Fri 7 May
Unfortunately it doesn't, Kev really isn't a good source of information 11:18 pm, Fri 7 May
i have 2 have a say 2 mt8 ??? any way it comes with a car cover as i woundnt like any marks on that 15 thou paint job davidgilbert (41 )  9:55 pm, Fri 7 May
In the name of the wee man what are you on about? 11:19 pm, Fri 7 May
Heya bro. Dat a gd job. My 5 babies got stolen for past few years so just be careful. 2 make sure u got a shotgun with their name on it.! Don't trade for anything as just get a Hard Cold Cash 4 all da hard work on dat Beauty, so any chance 2 put up da pic anywhere around like of Motor, dash, seat as 2 see what it look like, if it ok with u so u know we all men way of saying like 'Open her legs then got lights, Camera & Action...Mmmm..aww..Ooh yeahh..dat bitchin'..(bitchin mean 'look Goood').. kingliondx (64 )  9:58 pm, Fri 7 May
Maybe you should chat to the guy selling the impala, could really do wonders for your pimping business 11:20 pm, Fri 7 May
Hey man i just saw dave and told hime get F.ked but good luck with yr sale man.... tiger7861 (18 )  10:04 pm, Fri 7 May
THANKYOU. I think he knows I'm onto him because he is never home anymore, lucky for him. Next time you see him say I have a roundhouse kick to the face with his name on it 11:21 pm, Fri 7 May
I suspect my neibour DAVE as well, my ute used 2 b invisiable, when he started lookin ova my fence, the Ute reappeared, & my mrs vanished. biggijoe (8 )  10:07 pm, Fri 7 May
We really should go on "neighbours at war" there must be some sort of epidemic of a**holes named Dave. 11:22 pm, Fri 7 May
does it how a switch in it to cut the km out? solid1984 (13 )  10:10 pm, Fri 7 May
No that is illegal..I don't even know what that is. *cough* 11:23 pm, Fri 7 May
HAY THERE, JUST WONDERING WOT PERCENTAGE THE TINTS ARE? MUST PRETTY LIGHT AS I CAN HARDLY SEE THEM. AWESOME AUCTION, GOOD LUCK, BENCH SEAT OF BUCKETS? HARD TO TELL ....................... madoof1 (112 )  10:15 pm, Fri 7 May
No tints anymore, just standard invisible. Bucket seats bro, but not the sh*t ones, the good ones 11:24 pm, Fri 7 May
Daves my mate and he no longer drives a hybrid. He drives a ute-matching your description. Small world a? izayah1 (90 )  10:17 pm, Fri 7 May
Dave has no friends, you are obviously talking about another Dave and I suggest you keep away from him anyway. Just in case. 11:24 pm, Fri 7 May
whats the safety rating and what kind of fuel does she use liammacey (5 )  10:17 pm, Fri 7 May
Runs on powerade, don't know what the safety rating for an invisible car is, probably not too flash unfortunately 11:25 pm, Fri 7 May
hiya.love the ute,hope it sounds beta then it looks.2much,gud luk with auction phi11i (7 )  10:19 pm, Fri 7 May
This ute looks damn good, you know it 11:25 pm, Fri 7 May
hi would you take invisible $1000 cash for it? johnthree16 (392 )  10:24 pm, Fri 7 May
What would I do with that?? 11:26 pm, Fri 7 May
hi,im only interested in the tyres,would you consider selling them seperately. julzes (54 )  10:31 pm, Fri 7 May
No. They must come with invisible ute, sorry 11:26 pm, Fri 7 May
I can see a problem solved here,I have an invisible boat thats very similar.Every time i step of the jetty to board here i fall in. Maybe by putting tyres on it may solve the problem. Thanks for the Tip. All the best with the sale!! rmc11 (20 )  10:33 pm, Fri 7 May
Maybe you are parking it in the wrong place before you try to get on it. Like I said to the other guys, if youre on an invisible boat you definately need life jackets and double brown 11:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Can you advise what the ground clearance is? Has it been lowered in any way? audioautopsy (157 )  10:35 pm, Fri 7 May
Lays frame. Nuff said. 11:27 pm, Fri 7 May
Im getting a little concerned, im moving to the south island. I might haveto rethink if this sort of thing happens in the South island. YOu have me worried now. basil-karen (963 )  10:41 pm, Fri 7 May
I think its Dave you have to worry about, Im considering moving because of that douchebag 11:27 pm, Fri 7 May
the lack of privacy would be a problem for me. sorry, no bid rjwnz (20 )  10:46 pm, Fri 7 May
The lack of b*lls would be a concern for me too if I were you. 11:28 pm, Fri 7 May
yu gotta bye now petafella (37 )  10:51 pm, Fri 7 May
Yu? What? No. 11:28 pm, Fri 7 May
Hi, I see its got a sunroof...just wana know if it leaks? or if its a fully retractable one? Cheers seldim (171 )  10:57 pm, Fri 7 May
Fully retractable. Just started raining outside, I checked and so far so good no leaks 11:29 pm, Fri 7 May
So I'm assuming you can feel the body work? What is(was) the paint job like? trailmaster (30 )  11:13 pm, Fri 7 May
Yes. Paint job was mint, I did it myself and wouldn't let Kev touch it 11:29 pm, Fri 7 May
absoluty gold ....this beast is really far to cheap i have seen one just like it except this one was red i think good luck on this stunning ute and great job on the air bags you can hardly tell ... cleavland1-1351 (69 )  11:17 pm, Fri 7 May
Jewish racing gold? 11:30 pm, Fri 7 May
i got halfway down the Qs and Az... let me just say sum people are thick as pig sh_t aye mate sorry to read off your loss.. good luck.. hachiroku3 (6 )  11:17 pm, Fri 7 May
Yeah m8 its a hard life but we can all be genuises ay, cheers 11:30 pm, Fri 7 May
Is this Dave Mustaine approved? sanland (53 )  11:21 pm, Fri 7 May
Any man with hair like his shal have nothing to do with my ute 11:32 pm, Fri 7 May
haha funny bowt th kitchen thing buht NO I AINT DM TYPEZ WHO IN DA KITCHN ALL THA TYM U A## buh good luck on tha ute anyway ae ull sure az hell need iiht afta loosin a ryd lyk dat sass_kos (14 )  11:25 pm, Fri 7 May
So ur a guy? Sweet cheers 11:32 pm, Fri 7 May
hey just by the way... i dont know if anyone else can see him but isnt that dave in bushes behind your lovely ute in pic 1?????? id get security if i was you. i would trust any dave as far as i could throw him!........................ oj17 (41 )  11:34 pm, Fri 7 May
What?! Cheeeeeky buggggeerrrr. 11:35 pm, Fri 7 May
My son said that an invisible car crashed my new prius when he borrowed it last week. Did you at Albany around that time? myell (35 )  11:35 pm, Fri 7 May
Ahhhh see you'd be looking for an invisible CAR, I drive an invisble UTE 11:36 pm, Fri 7 May
sorry that was a mistake. i dont have no time for dave. hey what pressure those tyres pumped up to? also whats the dimensions of the deck? also does this thing float? sorry bout all the questions. very interested! lol............ oj17 (41 )  11:40 pm, Fri 7 May
Stay away from Dave bro, bad news all around. Tyres are at 45psi, deck dimensions are 1500 by 1650. Dont think it floats..its a ute. 11:44 pm, Fri 7 May
do you accept invisible cash maryann19 (14 )  11:49 pm, Fri 7 May
How many times do you think I have been asked this question?? 11:51 pm, Fri 7 May
hi just wondering , i have an invisable trailer , do you think itll suit your invis ute? angeltabs (127 )  11:50 pm, Fri 7 May
Probably, but then how are you going to tell which is which? 11:51 pm, Fri 7 May
hi, does your ute come with 2 bottled ghosts on the glovebox, and a washing machine that works as a time travel machine on the back? surely the best auction i have ever seen mate! may be you could help me to sell my not invisible car with some advertising ideas... congrats for your imagination!!! rfairbanks (3 )  11:51 pm, Fri 7 May
No I dont deal with that wacky crap, maybe the gypsy out in the caravan has some of that though, wouldnt put it past her.. Apparently a bit of bad luck goes a long way!!! 11:52 pm, Fri 7 May
I cant figure out if this is a joke or not people are taking it seriosluy!? just to be clear your just selling the tyres? ballina2 (28 )  11:56 pm, Fri 7 May
Why do u guys insist on asking the same questions, YES it is a serious auction. Invisible ute comes with tyres. Ok?? 11:58 pm, Fri 7 May
awesome but can i just buy the tyres sidhu25 (10 )  12:00 am, Sat 8 May
They're part of the invisible ute so if you buy that, you get the tyres 12:03 am, Sat 8 May
Mate Dr Goody has gone nuts early on the bid and he's got no form... he's probably another dave! block the loser! 8scampi (15 )  12:01 am, Sat 8 May
He must be gettin' in early, obviously pretty keen to get on the road and cause some carnage 12:04 am, Sat 8 May
Timaru has a loop bridge. I hope you see your ute soon. bitsn.pieces (66 )  12:01 am, Sat 8 May
Its invisible. 12:04 am, Sat 8 May
Mate, I am with you 100% to beat the crap out of Dave. Just tell me when, where and which bat to use. shawncleaver (164 )  12:14 am, Sat 8 May
He will get what is coming to him in the form of a sh*t on the windscreen of his hybrid 12:15 am, Sat 8 May
Hey sounds like a ute for paul "hen"rey could fall in love with? Will pass it on. Does Dave squeal like a pig when under pressure? When does invisable dave go up for auction. What does he come with? Does the ute come with a spare? Thanks tomee1 (15 )  12:15 am, Sat 8 May
If Paul Henry fell in love with this I would be the most wrapt guy on the planet. I don't know if Dave sqeals, I hope I never ever ever ever ever ever find out. Who is invisible Dave? Ute does not come with a spare, 4 tyres only. 9:12 am, Sat 8 May
str8 swaps for a 96 gsr. and 2 gs ur way keen as on ur ute ae c0rtz (113 )  12:19 am, Sat 8 May
Ahhhhh no thankyou. 9:13 am, Sat 8 May
swap you for my wife? korokoro107 (47 )  1:02 am, Sat 8 May
Does she have sleeve of wizard?? 9:14 am, Sat 8 May
if I win and and put money to your account. you may not see it, as its an invisable account will you still give me the goods? lol good luck with the sale some bogans bidding on it ,and a new one too how do you check the oil on this beast this can"t float. LIKE A BOAT ,right cos its not ''SEE WORTHY!! LOL LOL LOL LOL mil26 (406 )  1:14 am, Sat 8 May
HA HA.....D*ck. 9:14 am, Sat 8 May
I've done a bit of research on the invisible paint. Dude, it's LEAD BASED!!!!!! Considering that most people considering buying this would be wanting to use it to cruise schools, it's going to be a health hazard to our future generations, and they'll have deformed kids and crap like that. You have to burn it NOW!!!!!!! fcollingwood (121 )  1:20 am, Sat 8 May
Whare the heck did you research invisible paint? Dave isn't that evolved I don't think he could handle making something that dangerous. A bit jello are we?? 9:16 am, Sat 8 May
Honestly dawg....You've been playin way too much GTA rixstimbo (15 )  1:25 am, Sat 8 May
Have you been hangin out with Dave too and lookin over my fence???? As*hole 9:17 am, Sat 8 May
is ther a ute or r u makin a sh*t load of money from nufin arcus1 (2 )  1:38 am, Sat 8 May
Yes there is a ute, you think I just hung out in my garage by myself for a couple of years? Its not my fault I ended up with a d*ckhead neighbour who gets his rocks off from turning my pride and joy invisible 9:18 am, Sat 8 May
i hope that bid is for real being a newbie to trademe i only do 20s but good luck with your auction:) str8teez (26 )  1:51 am, Sat 8 May
..........Hmm. 9:18 am, Sat 8 May
For all those asking if this is for real, ofcourse it is for real, i have sold invisible bike before on Trademe. i would like to own this ute, but unfortunately havent got my license yet? good luck mate!! masoud (96 )  2:30 am, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro 9:19 am, Sat 8 May
Because you are giving invisible car, I will give you invisible money, hows that? It sounds 1000000000% fair ae! daddy49 (8 )  3:48 am, Sat 8 May
HA HA HA HA Oh everyones a comedian aren't they 9:19 am, Sat 8 May
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++­++++++++++++++Dear Mr, Very sorry for your loss. I think you should setup a www asking for donations. Considering you've had almost 40,000 hits in one day, you might just get money! I'll get the boys to write a song sometime this week: HarmonicRoots.com - Now to be funny; I just bought one of these from my mate Dave. It's a minter and was cheap too!! The only problem is the dumb bum lost his key. Um, you don't have a spare do you? you know save me on lock smith etc. anotherben (215 )  4:01 am, Sat 8 May
Im not that much of a sadsack, I think I can build a bridge and get over it. Myabe I could set up a "kick Daves ass" fund? 9:20 am, Sat 8 May
who's hittin' the peace pipe .? white_city (57 )  4:06 am, Sat 8 May
Usually Kev. 9:20 am, Sat 8 May
This all sounds like b...s..t as the tyres on the invisible ute are not the same ones as on the real ute. You're trying to rip someone off. Think your neighbour ripped off thiose low profiles as well and left you with duds. beamer5 (533 )  5:42 am, Sat 8 May
How do you know what my ute used to look like? That isn't the same ute, thats one kind of the same, not really. Maybe when you learn to read you will realise you are a douchbag. 9:21 am, Sat 8 May
Cool ute m8, makes the folden look very ordinary, goodluck with auction. gtcorty (37 )  7:20 am, Sat 8 May
Folden is for the Daves of this world. 9:21 am, Sat 8 May
is it really invisable, thats impossible, you just selling tyres.....aye diannestack (24 )  7:46 am, Sat 8 May
If I hear this one more time Im going to come over to your house and sh*t on your roof. 9:22 am, Sat 8 May
I notice its lowered, is this professionally done or was it your standard "West Coast" chop shop attempt. Will the dent that "otulloch" put in it get repaired before the auction ends, if i do the Buy Now do i get the air guitar, i can throw in a extra hundy for that if u want. Is it insured, if i win this auction what will happen if someone takes the tyres overnight and leaves it on blocks in your drive do i supply my own wheels or do you have a spare set, what stud pattern. Sorry for the Q's danq (125 )  7:48 am, Sat 8 May
I made sure I kept Kev away from this, absolutely no way was he or any other West Coast hooligan going to get their dirty paws on my sweet ride. There isn't a buy now so no you do not get the "air guitar" you hilarious person. Ute was insured but I think the insurance fellas would just laugh at me now, noone will take the tyres, I have Kev safeguarding them around the clock. Has a 6 stud pattern. 9:24 am, Sat 8 May
Iz that picture of that cool looking ute what yours use to look like? hatchwick (10 )  7:53 am, Sat 8 May
Sort of, maybe, not really. You know?? 9:25 am, Sat 8 May
I see you have a few negative feedbacks, where people never received what they thought they had purchased and you said it was lost in the postal system and that the Post Office is still looking for them. My imaginary friend Kevin, has told me to steer clear of this one as the last time I purchased an invisible set of golf clubs and was arrested at Takapuna Golf course for threatening behaviour and accused of lashing out at golfers with my bare hands What is the world coming to ?? amy6368 (85 )  7:53 am, Sat 8 May
It ain't my fault New Zealand post people spend a lot of time eating chicken and havin a yarn instead of delivering the goods like they are supposed to! You should never take advice from people named Kev, especially if they are imaginary. You freak. 9:26 am, Sat 8 May
RE your question: Unfortunately, the only driving they let me do is on Mario Kart. ni.lew.fer (4 )  8:01 am, Sat 8 May
I hope you are 12 years old and not over 20 like I suspect you may be 9:26 am, Sat 8 May
Oh!! in blue!, I was hopeful of a red one, oh well luck!! davedekay (182 )  8:02 am, Sat 8 May
I dont know if there are many invisible red utes around the place but if there are, I hope you manage to grab one. Keep a close eye on your tyres though 9:27 am, Sat 8 May
whats the money go towards if you get all that cash and give no ute krazi_two (915 )  8:02 am, Sat 8 May
What? Why would I not want to get rid of the item I am selling?? That is illlleeeegal. 9:27 am, Sat 8 May
You should so cover Kev in Libra Invisible Pads. Then he'll think he's invicible!!! And you'd be able to see where he was in the ute! If you get a picture of that I'd pay for it!!! beth484 (271 )  8:11 am, Sat 8 May
Noone wants to see Kev covered in woman items, trust me, Ive seen it. 9:28 am, Sat 8 May
hey heard boy and his dads mates crazyhorses were looking for some wheels to stash there money in. tara32 (101 )  8:30 am, Sat 8 May
Really? Send em my way I have just the thing. 9:28 am, Sat 8 May
Hi mate, no question, just our sympathies... really hope you're insured, I know we'd be gutted if our "V8 baby" went missing :( jelz (316 )  8:31 am, Sat 8 May
Hasn't gone missing, gone invisible. Still gutted, just working on getting the morale back up 9:29 am, Sat 8 May
This reminds me of the time I saw a dog running down a residential street, carrying a whole chicken in it's mouth (feathers and all).......Great stuff! blublocker (128 )  8:38 am, Sat 8 May
Do you live in Reefton? 9:29 am, Sat 8 May
Can I come have a look?.. i'd hate to buy it without seeing it. hehe hoho. Im a comedian but now ive gotta go. ... dont you hate all the time wasters comments... :) 1randomtrader (26 )  8:42 am, Sat 8 May
F my life. 9:30 am, Sat 8 May
hiya with all the questions and answers people will start talking and someone must no something, goodluck m8, what goes around comes around, hope it comes back. klevermoari (1 )  9:04 am, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 9:30 am, Sat 8 May
Hey man, I'm gutted for you. Considering the number of hits you have had, you should post pics and details of the ute prior to invisibilty. Maybe some one out there knows where it is. dirk25 (6 )  9:21 am, Sat 8 May
Well its still sitting in my drive, but it has literally gone invisible. Its a right pain in the ass 9:31 am, Sat 8 May
Hey mate. Can you tell me if the blue lines in the pic are like an artist's impression of where the ute might be or have you stuck tape on it or something? Also - are the yellow spikey things at the front removable? (Might be a WOF issue). Cheers. mattwilliamson (54 )  9:31 am, Sat 8 May
Artist impression only, tried to do my best to outline where the ute is etc, the yellow spikey things do not exist. I agree that would be a bit of a hazzard and look a bit batty 9:37 am, Sat 8 May
Doesnt sound like a charity auction to me. YOU"RE A DOUCHE!! tedbelb (1 )  9:35 am, Sat 8 May
Who said this was a charity auction? Is this you Dave?! You better watch yourself buddy, I got a steaming turd with your name on it!!!!! 9:36 am, Sat 8 May
Have you considered the possibility that it might be your mrs that is responsible for the present condition of your ute? bruce012 (51 )  9:39 am, Sat 8 May
Trust me, If you had a cheeky assh*le neighbour and a hot as mrs who makes primo sandwhiches, which one would you want to get rid of? 10:07 am, Sat 8 May
whats the guts with this. i am keen on the tyres if thats what your selling in a funny way. but at $888 its just not worth it. i will give it to you the add is good but people bidding for the fun of it is not. hope the highest bidder pays up (yeh right) cam.sarah (12 )  9:41 am, Sat 8 May
If it ain't worth it, don't buy it. Simple as 10:08 am, Sat 8 May
I have a feeling this may have been nicked from the Invisible Man. Any chance of seeing the ownership papers? hagertyg (164 )  9:48 am, Sat 8 May
Who has ownership papers these days?? And how do you know the invisible man? Like i've said before, BIG difference between invisible and imaginary 10:09 am, Sat 8 May
Hope you had insurance :( sunnylady (97 )  9:51 am, Sat 8 May
Sure did bro, cheers 10:09 am, Sat 8 May
hi does it have air conditioning? jmy1 (67 )  9:55 am, Sat 8 May
Yes. 10:09 am, Sat 8 May
is this for real vyash1997 (1 )  9:56 am, Sat 8 May
No, I just spend all my time answering dumb questions like this, for fun. 10:10 am, Sat 8 May
Can you take a photo with soapy water over it so i can get a rough idea of the shape, you could even use flour but you will need a woman to find that for you it'll be somewhere in the kitchen mwm29 (62 )  10:00 am, Sat 8 May
Haha yeah m8 Ill wait for my mrs to make my sandwhich then Ill get her right onto it 10:11 am, Sat 8 May
The only thinger stupider than these retarded supposedly funny auctions for ridiculously inane pseudo-products are the idiots that bid real money for them. lindaf2 (26 )  10:10 am, Sat 8 May
Or the ridiculous amount of haterade consumed by a number of haters 10:11 am, Sat 8 May
going by picture five mate looks like the wheel alignment is out, will you be getting this sorted before auction ends? hayleymaree777 (87 )  10:13 am, Sat 8 May
If I had $1 for everytime someone had asked me this I would be in vegas enjoying casino and strippers by now m8 10:16 am, Sat 8 May
Seller Comment: ATTENTION: WHEN THIS AUCTION REACHES OVER $1000, 20% OF WINNING BID WILL GO TO CHARITY OF WINNER'S CHOICE! CHEERS. 10:15 am, Sat 8 May
Lindaf2, you're one bitter sad old freak, this trader (and all the other traders who've held auctions that entertain) hold auctions that make you laugh and they deserve top $$$ just for that! As for you, maybe one day you'll join the real world! rover28 (166 )  10:18 am, Sat 8 May
High fives all around buddy, spot on! 10:21 am, Sat 8 May
Hi can i take it for a AA check these models rust Ive had two before lost both of them! also can it take over a invizzaball ton did you auction this last year with NO dreamers or Tyre kickers title?. if you dont sell im keen on buying just the motor thanx thunderbird74 (188 )  10:27 am, Sat 8 May
Invisible ton? Whaaat? Sorry buddy its reached over the reserve, it's selling. 10:31 am, Sat 8 May
This seller has spent hours online with another desperately unfunny auction to sell four tyres from his Greymouth trailer park and I'M the sad one? lindaf2 (26 )  10:29 am, Sat 8 May
If hating is your occupation, I've got a full time job for you buddy. 10:32 am, Sat 8 May
are you darft or what fjcogc (32 )  10:30 am, Sat 8 May
darft....? Like Darth? No. 10:33 am, Sat 8 May
Seller Comment: Seller added 1 photo 10:30 am, Sat 8 May
Hey Mate I have no doubt this pulls the chicks , but Im moving to Mars in 3 weeks & will be trying to score there . Do you think this will attract hot Marshin babes? If Im the winning bider will you throw in a couple of cans & some vegemite sandwiches ? cal99 (476 )  10:32 am, Sat 8 May
Moving to Mars ay? Jeeze shes a long trip, good luck pal. I've never been so I can't comment on its marshian pulling powers but I wish you the best. Will throw in some double brown and primo sandwhiches made by my hot missus. Good luck to ya Poon Pioneer! 10:35 am, Sat 8 May
If Kev has any invisible paint lying around, I'll volunteer to paint myself invisible and kick Dave in the nads for 5 min intervals, just because he sounds like he deserves it. spoeklet (178 )  10:51 am, Sat 8 May
I dont know you, but you are a legend. Maybe you could be part of project "kick dave's ass" 11:13 am, Sat 8 May
This is the best laugh I've had all week!! okeydokey1 (16 )  10:52 am, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 glad someone thinks its funny, I bet Dave is havin a good laugh aswel 11:13 am, Sat 8 May
in reponse to your very rude answer....1st of all Im not your buddy secondly relax it was my son asking if it was invisible and believe it or not he was serious!. Enjoy your day. misha2 (54 )  10:57 am, Sat 8 May
You can tell him that it definately is invisible so watch out for your dodgy neighbours, you never know what they might do next. I agree it looks cool but its really just a pain in the neck. I probably wont enjoy my day living next to a crazy fool, but Ill try. Cheers 11:14 am, Sat 8 May
Can you start a seperate auction for your wifes primo sandiches please? Home cooked ham and mustard on white please? dirk25 (6 )  11:02 am, Sat 8 May
I might have to do that, sharing is caring right? Her sandwiches are primo as. Home cooked ham is the friggin business 11:15 am, Sat 8 May
If the vehicle is recovered/ found, will the winner of this auction own it? midsta (31 )  11:04 am, Sat 8 May
The vehicle is not lost or stolen, it is invisible. The winner of the auction gets the inivisible ute + tyres 11:16 am, Sat 8 May
go get a job... m8 live life in the real world... dylan5011 (328 )  11:08 am, Sat 8 May
I have a job, I'm a chicken wrangler and a DAMN good one. Let me know when you're succesful at selling invisible things then maybe we can talk 11:16 am, Sat 8 May
OK its morning now, no disco biscuts - I can still see it, I'm really worried now, surely one other person can see it? It looks very tidy and in the condition described by the seller, a true bargain. I'm not sure about it being a chick magnet..I guess you could transport cages of young chickens in the back, but it looks more like a city vehicle. tmrose (158 )  11:09 am, Sat 8 May
I have to transport a lot of chickens in my job, you're really good how did you know that? You might be a really good asset to whoever buys this ute. Glad you're off the disco biscuits though, they can turn on you then youre in for it 11:17 am, Sat 8 May
if you get over $1000 for these tyres a will give you $100 as well just for fun. just brought 17inch tyres second hand and they low profile. for a real minitruck and payed $50 EACH. have contacted leading bidder they thought it was a joke that why she bid. cam.sarah (12 )  11:10 am, Sat 8 May
Its all good you can keep your hundy, glad you got a bargain on those tyres mate what a score. Tell the leading bidder to contact me and I will remove her bid, silly woman 11:19 am, Sat 8 May
no im nota guy dkh### just dnt live n th kitchn stupid sass_kos (14 )  11:11 am, Sat 8 May
Oh I see. Do u do the washing instead?? 11:19 am, Sat 8 May
Hi, if you've had anyone take your ute for a test drive into town, could you check the towbar for evidence of silver paint. My missus put a big scratch in the front bumper but didn't see the car that put it there. Good luck with the project "Kick Daves Ass" robotstuff (245 )  11:12 am, Sat 8 May
Ah the old "it was invisible" excuse. I've checked the towbar and there doesn't seem to be any paint, might have to look into getting someone else to make your sandwhiches m8. Cheers 11:20 am, Sat 8 May
Does it run better on silver powerade? Also would it be possible to fit a NOS type system with V or Red Bull or esspresso even? dirk25 (6 )  11:12 am, Sat 8 May
Silver powerade? That sounds epic so Im sure it would do just fine. I think you could probably get away with fitting a nos system that runs on V, maybe not Red Bull, then youd need jagermeister and in this economy it just isn't worth it 11:22 am, Sat 8 May
Prob needs a wheel allignment ae, just at looking at your 5th picture. josida3 (6 )  11:17 am, Sat 8 May
Yeah cheers for that, you obviously agree with the other 42 people who have told me the same thing 11:22 am, Sat 8 May
Seller Comment: THIS AUCTION IS NOT A JOKE. SELLING INVISBLE UTE ON 17S. DONT BID FOR IT FOR A LAUGH OR ILL SEND YOU DOWN TO KEV'S 11:23 am, Sat 8 May
hi, I like it, but just wana know if 'windows are tinted' and any 'visible' scratches on 'panels'? Thanks - Ash blacap (90 )  11:26 am, Sat 8 May
No visible scratches, windows are not tinted 11:35 am, Sat 8 May
Random but love it s.sword (168 )  11:29 am, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 11:35 am, Sat 8 May
Would you take an invisible cheque ? mm1968 (52 )  11:33 am, Sat 8 May
Ha Ha. No. 11:35 am, Sat 8 May
Hi, please accept my invisible bid for !million(including postage).ta raghuyeligala (238 )  11:34 am, Sat 8 May
Who do you know that would post an invisible ute for invisible money? 11:36 am, Sat 8 May
I can picture the ute flying down conrod straight at bathhurst,gotta love that new transparent Aluminium! trade_wind (551 )  11:37 am, Sat 8 May
It would be a 10.5 on the epic scale, one good thing to come out of Daves douchebaggery I guess 11:47 am, Sat 8 May
Hi there, Is there anyway to make the tyres invisible once inside the ute? flame-boi (8 )  11:43 am, Sat 8 May
Yes, but then there is the risk of losing them and then losing your ute 11:48 am, Sat 8 May
how do u re fuel it when u run out of gas playboi11 (12 )  11:43 am, Sat 8 May
Chuck some powerade in there, blue only 11:48 am, Sat 8 May
is it certed for being invisible?cops do you for anything these days. captivecutties (80 )  11:47 am, Sat 8 May
I dont think so, like I said to another guy if you know how to drive properly the cops wont catch you ;) 11:49 am, Sat 8 May
U and ME!!! raghuyeligala (238 )  11:47 am, Sat 8 May
Are strangers? 11:49 am, Sat 8 May
How does the tax work on powerade? Is it like a diesel km system? dirk25 (6 )  11:50 am, Sat 8 May
im not 2 sure, i dont think the system has caught up yet so modify ur ride while u can 12:13 pm, Sat 8 May
Is this it at Bathurst? http://www.nzmustang.com/bathu
rst/Bathurst17.JPG dirk25 (6 )  11:57 am, Sat 8 May
i hope not, only had mine 4 a few days 2:15 pm, Sat 8 May
did the invisible person in the invisible truck litter too? coz the coffee cup isn't invisible!! is the truck like an invisible cloak!! ynuman (104 )  12:17 pm, Sat 8 May
that was kev, i told him not to touch my coffee so the bastard biffed it out of the window 2:16 pm, Sat 8 May
does it atract visible cops? moko66 (7 )  12:29 pm, Sat 8 May
not so far, that question mite attract a few tho bro 2:17 pm, Sat 8 May
hi..great looking ute no matter what others say!!! im keen as mustard about it, but woundering about the lights?? i c in 1 picture that they are there but im a bit unsure about the brightness? will other motorist"s c it coming at nite??? mat.taylor (6 )  12:31 pm, Sat 8 May
hey m8 its a long story but in short, i drew those lights on 2:18 pm, Sat 8 May
That Dave's a prick mate, he's the same guy off the drink drive advert, mate mate mate mate ....Dave, fkn beaner, he should be initiated into the brotherhoods goat sacrificing serimony as the lead role and have his head as a hood ornament on that ute, that would make us all feel a little better. sopranonz1 (47 )  12:38 pm, Sat 8 May
high fives all around, i totally agree m8, legend 2:19 pm, Sat 8 May
hahaha cool auction....... still laughing at that guy who actually asked someone if its possible...... jonyb (25 )  12:46 pm, Sat 8 May
what an absolute fruit loop 2:19 pm, Sat 8 May
can i pay with my invisible money?? fatcashcow (25 )  12:49 pm, Sat 8 May
ha ha ha. no. 2:19 pm, Sat 8 May
Name your price and I will send an invisible cheque. Fair enough? sabufatfinger (27 )  12:53 pm, Sat 8 May
no. 4:25 pm, Sat 8 May
wouldent mind a $1 for each hit you have had lol cheers shuballs (159 )  1:06 pm, Sat 8 May
haha neither bro 4:26 pm, Sat 8 May
are you alwayz such a s exist pig or is that nly because u got no ride nymre huh?nd no dont do th washn i fix our cars ya a## but wadevr laydahz sass_kos (14 )  1:07 pm, Sat 8 May
cheer up chap 4:26 pm, Sat 8 May
well not each hit, but i bet ya missus gives ya afew. EACH VEIW IS WHAT I MEANT ") shuballs (159 )  1:08 pm, Sat 8 May
hmmmm id have a few dollars m8 haha 4:28 pm, Sat 8 May
My God I think I know dodgy Daves best mate Weasel as some years ago I thought he was my sole mate for life partner until I got pregnant and the ahole disappeared, but maybe Dave done something to him so could you please hurl 2 large sticky poo bats over the fence at his hybred. TA hillbilliesrus (14 )  1:17 pm, Sat 8 May
ill sling a big one over 4 ya m8 4:31 pm, Sat 8 May
love the paint job , is it custom ? is it possiable to re crate such genius to a motorbike ? would love to avoid radar detectors ... motherboard3 (434 )  1:19 pm, Sat 8 May
i dont know if its been painted or what, maybe show up at daves in a thong and he mite do ya a deal 4:32 pm, Sat 8 May
you have made my day,good luck risenshine (new )  1:19 pm, Sat 8 May
cheers bro 4:39 pm, Sat 8 May
Hi, unfortunately I can't afford to buy this fkn sweet ride - but I would like to give you $10 towards the KICK DAVE'S ASS FUND!! babys8n (276 )  1:24 pm, Sat 8 May
Sweet as bro, Im going to start an auction soon for "Daves a Douche" t-shirts 4:38 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi would you trade folden? although its sold its not quite finished yet!!! calendargirls (6 )  1:29 pm, Sat 8 May
No thanks, I've had enough wacky cars for one lifetime 4:38 pm, Sun 9 May
HEY AHH THIS IS RANDOM IS THIS UTE LIKE INVISBLE FOR EXAMPLE IN GTA WERE YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE WhEELS??LOL LOVE THIS UTE GUD LUK..CHEERS suuresh (14 )  1:35 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah m8 sure is, cheers 4:38 pm, Sun 9 May
looking at the vin number,looks very close to a FORD number...is the new model FORD UTE??? serendipitynz (737 )  1:36 pm, Sat 8 May
The vin number spells ur a dick m8, so I hope not 4:39 pm, Sun 9 May
hahahahaha u made my day bro this auction is a hangover cure from narm give you a hand with the project where do i sign up? milfhunter3 (2 )  1:38 pm, Sat 8 May
Sweet as bro, Im going to start another auction soon for "Daves a Douche" t-shirts, proceeds going to the 'kick Daves ass' project 4:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Mate I have an RX7 just like this ricky.feather (260 )  1:52 pm, Sat 8 May
check up on ur neighbours, u never know what kind of wacky creeps u live next 2 or what they may have done 2 ur ride 2:15 pm, Sat 8 May
If i get in the car will i then become invisible too? charma82 (34 )  2:04 pm, Sat 8 May
Yes 4:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Sweet. You should park this in front of Daves garage door so he can't open it, it'll mess with his mind. farm47 (35 )  2:04 pm, Sat 8 May
haha epic idea m8, ill keep that in mind 2:13 pm, Sat 8 May
haha thats awesome!!! man. luv it... 47bids and over $800 _mytrademe_ (24 )  2:12 pm, Sat 8 May
Its amazing what you can do with a sh*t situation 4:40 pm, Sun 9 May
how baked r u bro jamesh18 (14 )  2:17 pm, Sat 8 May
This is Steve, not Kev 4:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi, Was just wondering what type of roof rack it would take. donrug (53 )  2:18 pm, Sat 8 May
Im not too sure on that one but I could definately find out. Usually when me and Kev used to take it for a hunt we would strap the deer straight onto the roof 4:41 pm, Sun 9 May
Can you see the interior when your sitting inside? If yes, then some pictures would be nice. If no, then how do you know how fast your going (you cant see the speedometre)???? cool_boy0311 (30 )  2:22 pm, Sat 8 May
No you can't see it and yes its pretty hard to tell how fast you are goin, but then again does that really matter?? 4:42 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey mate, I'm bloody ugly, so I definitely need a car like yours to get the ladies. Just wondering, if you are invisible, when seated in the car as well? Cause when I'll be chasing Auckland's bored, rich housewives, I can't be bothered to drive to my place with everyone, but rather get it on straight away in the parking lot of the supermarkets, gyms and golf clubs. big.earn (23 )  2:22 pm, Sat 8 May
M8 you are in luck, you turn completely invisible in this car so you can do your worst 4:42 pm, Sun 9 May
lmfao funniest auction ive ever seen. haha bad 4$$ still making money lol chur. renz27 (14 )  2:23 pm, Sat 8 May
Sweet bro 4:42 pm, Sun 9 May
does it leak at all , do you get wet when it rains ?? pete29chch (71 )  2:27 pm, Sat 8 May
No leaks, shes tip top 4:42 pm, Sun 9 May
why would u bid that much on nothing lol nzsurfgurl (38 )  2:30 pm, Sat 8 May
When you see someone bidding on nothing, let me know 4:43 pm, Sun 9 May
Would you sell the ute without the wheels for $800 right now, hassle free trade. I've got my own wheels. Thanks. mattacious (23 )  2:36 pm, Sat 8 May
Nah bro sorry too late, I've already included the wheels in the auction and I dont want trademe to kick my ass 4:43 pm, Sun 9 May
HI!!!!!!um........are u sure its there coz um it just looks like 4tires just sitting there um......maybe u could put some thing on top of da car so it just floating there lololololololololol:):):):) atlantis3 (118 )  2:38 pm, Sat 8 May
Are u a 12 year old girl? 4:43 pm, Sun 9 May
hey, if i hotbox it will the smoke be invisible? alexandros1 (23 )  2:39 pm, Sat 8 May
Yes 4:44 pm, Sun 9 May
~~~~~~~JUST WENT INTO YOUR PROFILE AND RECOGNIZED THE ( FEMALE) NAME AND TOWN !!!! TAKE A LOOK AT MY PROFILE AND SEE IF THE NAME AND TOWN IS RECOGNIZED BY THAT ''FEMALE'' ~~~~ louhorse (98 )  2:40 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah m8 using my friends account because Im not too familiar with this whole trademe situtation, ill let er know 4:44 pm, Sun 9 May
wat a retard for bidding 15k begale (62 )  2:41 pm, Sat 8 May
The link says "ask a question" no "make a sh*t comment" 4:45 pm, Sun 9 May
HAHAHA shes a beaut ute mate good luck with the sucess fee on this baby lol mattlakin (5 )  2:42 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro, success fee is $40 so I think me and Kev can cover it 4:45 pm, Sun 9 May
GT Rola you dumb c#nt... way to fk an an aution... I offer my services to help track him down for you and make sure he pays every cent!! Goodluck mate! 1realdeal (31 )  2:48 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro! Luckily for him I deleted that b.s. Dont need douhebags like Dave around here 4:46 pm, Sun 9 May
Autobot or Decepticon? wyn9 (15 )  2:56 pm, Sat 8 May
Decepticon. Always 4:46 pm, Sun 9 May
aw m8 r u 4 wheel,if id known this was comin up bugga the folden im in,i wod of brought the invisable clock,open my 2 spirit bottles,thats a ghostly thought aye.this is wheelie cool,wod dave get commision hes done a blinder,hehe cheers man mowjoz (241 )  2:57 pm, Sat 8 May
"Are u 4 wheel?" Holy sh*t mate what have you been drinkin 4:46 pm, Sun 9 May
Well done mate. I used to have one similar, but had to get rid of it because I couldn't find the damned ignition. meisbilly (169 )  3:01 pm, Sat 8 May
Im having the same trouble, its a hard job 4:47 pm, Sun 9 May
fifteen g? thats an expensive set of tyres, gt rolla must hav been rolled and taken a knock to the head wildkat3 (9 )  3:02 pm, Sat 8 May
Well now hes taken a knock out of my auction, so its all good 4:47 pm, Sun 9 May
hi, how come we are not to pay you invisibale money, but ur allowed to give us ivvisibale ute. not fair zalat (211 )  3:03 pm, Sat 8 May
I-n-v-i-s-i-b-l-e 4:48 pm, Sun 9 May
theres no way in the world i would buy it, buyers BEWARE!! the chasis looks bent. gary298 (20 )  3:05 pm, Sat 8 May
Damn man, Ive been trying to cover that up with the angle I take the pics, time for photoshop to come into play 4:48 pm, Sun 9 May
The current bid is actually much higher than 15K. Hope you don't mind me placing invisible bids? rob_2 (37 )  3:07 pm, Sat 8 May
Do what you like Im sure my visible lawyers can sort ya out 4:49 pm, Sun 9 May
It is legally binding. So I wont bid..but nice auction lol. damonrnz (30 )  3:07 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro 4:49 pm, Sun 9 May
this was funny til someone put a 15k bid on it jstewart7 (1 )  3:08 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah m8 what a douche 4:49 pm, Sun 9 May
You've got to be joking....... I hope you have lots of money in your account for the fee they will take..........................­......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! janine91 (331 )  3:11 pm, Sat 8 May
It costs $40 to list a ute, but thanks for being so worried! 3:14 pm, Sat 8 May
Will you sell it minus the wheels & tyres ? its_mine_oie (11 )  3:19 pm, Sat 8 May
Nope, trademe would kick my ass 4:49 pm, Sun 9 May
does this model have the central furga button expander ,or does it come with a sky hook and a long weight . gwilly3 (76 )  3:22 pm, Sat 8 May
If you play your cards right it will come with one of my missus' primo sandwhiches 4:50 pm, Sun 9 May
hey mate youve said the back seats seen alot of action... is there a kitchen/laundry there to justify letting the ladies in. or are you and your mate kev a bit closer than you should be? cheers jappro (30 )  3:24 pm, Sat 8 May
W ashing I roning F eed E ntertainment = WIFE 4:51 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi, Just done a title search on this vehicle and it came up as a " '94 Henway ", care to comment on this ? tellybug (150 )  3:25 pm, Sat 8 May
My comment is, that aint my ute 4:51 pm, Sun 9 May
What did you have in your sandwich, im hungry and short for ideas. Did the cleaner find any flour for the photo of the ghost ute? mwm29 (62 )  3:29 pm, Sat 8 May
I had nutrigrain and weetbix in my sandwhich today, trying to buff up you know? Cleaner hasn't found any flour yet but will get her to mush mush and rip into it 4:53 pm, Sun 9 May
cool ute. can i test drive on beach. i need room for rod s and fish box ,r these sand tyres. do u think salt water will have any affect on body work.is it 4 wheel drive, p.k.j (69 )  3:35 pm, Sat 8 May
You can come test drive and that will probably answer most of your questions 4:54 pm, Sun 9 May
I'd say you oughta be grateful to Dave, it's f__kin hard to pull off a midnight paint job especially with invisible paint! n that sh_ts expensive. Least he didn't nick off with it. jess1er (61 )  3:39 pm, Sat 8 May
If you lived next to this D*ckface, you might tend to disagree 4:54 pm, Sun 9 May
I can't believe how much attention this has got lol. Good memories for you though. Good luck ! massive.etp (8 )  3:45 pm, Sat 8 May
Good memories of the ute I worked so hard on, becoming useless. Cheers 4:55 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey i'm pretty keen on bidding on the ute, But my main concern is that im a great fan of BK and im worried that when i go through the drive through they wont see me so wont serve me. Im far to lazy to get out and walk into the store to order. tegraboy1 (167 )  3:48 pm, Sat 8 May
I think you might have to work out some sort of system where you get a hot ass woman to go get your food for you, win-win 4:55 pm, Sun 9 May
just wondering but how far does 1 powerade bottle get you? also dus it come with a spare tire because there is no picture of it! bridge (606 )  3:51 pm, Sat 8 May
Well the tank usually runs in its prime on 5 so 1 would probably get you 300 kms, No spare tyre 4:56 pm, Sun 9 May
Is this fake it's proberbly just the tyres jcpacific (19 )  3:51 pm, Sat 8 May
Always a fun sponge in the mix 4:56 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi mate mint auction, i would like to put a bid of one million dollars . But just to make sure you know it to is invisiable.:) blade_7772001 (93 )  4:01 pm, Sat 8 May
Ha Ha Ha. Yes there are about 132 other people trying to pay me with invisible money as well 4:56 pm, Sun 9 May
Hahaha funniest auction ever, "its good if you are on the run from the cops and you never have to worry about curbing your mags. Sweet" = Lmfao. Good boy, very unique ute you have there. Has it got diff lockers? 4x4? reidman1 (10 )  4:15 pm, Sat 8 May
No Diff Lockers and sometimes 4x4, but only if you switch to delorean mode 4:57 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey mate, I will pay cash on pick up. How's 20 grand sound. I have $20,ooo invisible cash. You wanna remove the bids and place a buy now for me. I could alternatively send you the cash in an invisible courier bag. I can provide an email with the tracking details (invisible of course). Hell, lets make it $50 grand, How does that sound? stheliersseller (628 )  4:17 pm, Sat 8 May
Does anyone else think you are as funny as you think you are m8? 4:58 pm, Sun 9 May
this ute would be perfect for getting road head in..no one would see ya! dpski (59 )  4:20 pm, Sat 8 May
...I wouldn't know anything about that.... 4:58 pm, Sun 9 May
cooooool,hope this question doesn't turn invisible, must be something in the air, i recon if you bought the invisible man auction 287711913 it could be a real winner,"NO BULL" lol, at least with him sitting in drivers seat, bidders will have an idea of the low high back, red flamed seats in it, the cops will even be able to give someone a ticket, if he doesn't faint first, he can even pump in the gas at gas station, as sef service wouldn't really work if the idiot at the gas station was blind:-) cannon3 (311 )  4:31 pm, Sat 8 May
What did you just say??? 4:58 pm, Sun 9 May
Does it have a current WOF & Reg? checkyjess (14 )  4:46 pm, Sat 8 May
Yes 4:59 pm, Sun 9 May
I agree with you - I have just finished reading every single question and answer - a there seem to be too many people drinking far too much haterade! Love it - you've made a rotten day a little brighter. Good luck with the project. Let me know if you need help with dodgy Dave - I'm the queen of vengeful acts. redcat3 (341 )  4:46 pm, Sat 8 May
High fives 4 u m8 I don't know how you managed to read all of them, what a trooper. 4:59 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi, my mate Larry likes this ute alot, he couldnt sleep last night thinking about it, he also has to swop a left hand drive Fiat Bambina that was impounded at Beach Hop this year for doing vertical burnouts, its got triple aerials, tikki gearshift, pippi brothers ignition and tataki bones tyres, his mates Webster and Billy-boy love this truk too, although they drink too much of my Reds, hope ol' Larry can get to sleep tonite, it a pain in the ass to him ! craign (112 )  4:52 pm, Sat 8 May
Tell Larry to settle down m8 5:02 pm, Sun 9 May
What colour is it man??? Is it camofladge because i cant see it that good?? sr20king (42 )  4:58 pm, Sat 8 May
It was Blue, but now it is invisible. Invisible blue? Only Dave knows 5:02 pm, Sun 9 May
hope the deal goes through but for 800 dollarsfor some tires that a ood idea lol ajax11 (189 )  5:02 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah what a steal for a limited edition invisible ute 5:03 pm, Sun 9 May
do you accept invisible money? nikkinic (296 )  5:04 pm, Sat 8 May
NO. 5:03 pm, Sun 9 May
WHAT THE FUK?? WHAT IS THIS THIS, JUST 4 TYRES AND THAT'S IT?? SERIOUSLY IF YOU CAN CON PEOPLE INTO BUYING IT, THAN GOOD ON YOU, YOU SICK MUTHA FUKA.LOL charz07 (58 )  5:13 pm, Sat 8 May
Its 4 tyres and a ute. What is with all you illiterate idiots?? 5:04 pm, Sun 9 May
$888 so far!!!! your a fuken genius and there are some bloody idiots out there.............. chaz43 (17 )  5:19 pm, Sat 8 May
It aint Kevs fault alright, hes a good bloke when hes off the bottle 5:04 pm, Sun 9 May
You Ledgend!!! bean59 (25 )  5:20 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro 5:04 pm, Sun 9 May
My imaginary friend Thomas is super keen to pop round and have a look/test drive. Is tonight okay? margret11 (1 )  5:25 pm, Sat 8 May
I dont want anyone with imaginary mates rollin up my driveway, hell no 5:05 pm, Sun 9 May
GR8 Read ! Good luck " Classic " piper10 (894 )  5:28 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 5:05 pm, Sun 9 May
is the caravan (obviously still visible) got a rego? possibly for sale? roddaz88 (15 )  5:30 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah it has a rego and is for sale for 3 k 5:05 pm, Sun 9 May
what are we actaly bidding for. im keen for the driveway theheman (4 )  5:33 pm, Sat 8 May
Mate you dont want it, its sh*thouse in the rain, trust me 5:06 pm, Sun 9 May
so whats the story with dave?, did he steal your ute. was to cool that he got it removed or what? paranoid22 (50 )  5:50 pm, Sat 8 May
Dave is my sh*thead neighbour who turned my ute invisible. I dont know how and I dont care all I know is he is in deep sh*t when I see him next 5:06 pm, Sun 9 May
im trying to find a ute under 2 ton whats the over all weight of this beast? cheers superman paero (0 )  6:01 pm, Sat 8 May
Not a clue m8 sorry 5:07 pm, Sun 9 May
very creative bro, like it. wchjas (16 )  6:05 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 5:07 pm, Sun 9 May
you need to get out more mate! harrytradenz (64 )  6:06 pm, Sat 8 May
I would if I had a vehicle that I could find the ignition for, mate 5:07 pm, Sun 9 May
will you swap for air miles? and if i inflate the tyres less will i have to pay less?1 yvonne821 (10 )  6:12 pm, Sat 8 May
No and No 5:07 pm, Sun 9 May
What happened to the $15,000 bid? bdc1 (295 )  6:13 pm, Sat 8 May
Deleted it because it was bullsh*t 5:08 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi i just placed a invisible bid of $1898 will you accept it as a invisible buy now? knight3105 (13 )  6:14 pm, Sat 8 May
Are all 200 of you that says this, in on it together?? 5:08 pm, Sun 9 May
has anyone made an offer on the coffee cup? could you please set up a auction for it, i might make a bid on it rb_boostr (105 )  6:17 pm, Sat 8 May
Sweet will do after I snatch it back of Kev 5:08 pm, Sun 9 May
has anyone made an offer on the coffee cup? could you please set up a auction for it, i might make a bid on it cheers. rb_boostr (105 )  6:19 pm, Sat 8 May
...... 5:08 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey I have $5000 of invisible money.... will this buy it? kiwitel (302 )  6:21 pm, Sat 8 May
Grrrrrrrrrrrr. 5:09 pm, Sun 9 May
Do people bidding on this realise they have to actually pay up if they win the auction? tucker1 (21 )  6:24 pm, Sat 8 May
The fact that its an auction on trademe should give it away 5:09 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi - I drive a Kia ( I know it's not cool) I was just wondering if you could ask Dave if he has any paint left over so I could repaint my car to upgrade the way it looks. PLEASE maharg (249 )  6:30 pm, Sat 8 May
My nana drives a Kia, theyre mint as. I dont know if he has any paint and I sure as f*ck aren't asking 5:10 pm, Sun 9 May
would u take 10thousand invisable dollars and a box ov friendship? danz85 (1 )  6:31 pm, Sat 8 May
I dont want ur invisible money or your friendship 5:10 pm, Sun 9 May
Y DID U REMOVE THE 15 GRAND BID zalat (211 )  6:32 pm, Sat 8 May
It was bullsh*t, thats why 5:10 pm, Sun 9 May
Bro you have had the most funniest listing on trade me that I have ever seen. All the best with the auction and project kick daves ass =) biggranma (1 )  6:39 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro, I will kick his ass and Ill kick it damn good 5:11 pm, Sun 9 May
gday mate,not so keen on your tires as from closer observation the insides are chewed out,and i reckon your utes been in the hell accident,the alignment and geometry of them appears to be more wayward than elton john or george micheal,however i would be more than keen to place a bid on one of these sandwiches that are so good that your hot missus makes. if your hot missus turns out to be your hand then im thinking im going to pass on the mayonaisse. post an auction for your sammies,im there gnome666 (28 )  6:41 pm, Sat 8 May
My missus is hot and she does make primo sandwhiches, Im thinking about putting up an auction but my fear is that she will spend so much time making sandwhiches for all you c*nts, therel be none left for me 5:12 pm, Sun 9 May
# CARDBOARD ROBOT # CARDBOARD ROBOT # CARDBOARD ROBOT # ™ ckracker (25 )  6:47 pm, Sat 8 May
Kev cut that sh*t out 5:12 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey mate sorry about the racket last night!, I took my wife over to do the dirty on your bonnet but seem to have thrown the wife in the ute tray by mistake. My lose is the new owners gain I guess.... or my gain is the new owner loss...... reef181 (192 )  6:47 pm, Sat 8 May
How did you manage to go from the bonnet to the ute tray? This explains everything, I had the urge to drive my ute into the kitchen today. I get it now. 5:13 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi, can you please post some interior photos so that we can see the condition. Thanks :P zodiac_kel (119 )  6:48 pm, Sat 8 May
Will do when the weather here decides to stop sh*tting itself 5:13 pm, Sun 9 May
your a complete D**K H**D mate..... get a life martybadaz (32 )  6:51 pm, Sat 8 May
Like I said, if hating is your occupation, Ive got a fulltime job for you 5:14 pm, Sun 9 May
whoever wins this auction is a idiot... madcat11 (1162 )  7:03 pm, Sat 8 May
I think a few of the 90 thousand people who have viewed this site would disagree 5:14 pm, Sun 9 May
hey man i see u have a NOS setup there in the back. what type of Powerade do you need to refill it?? Does it make a difference if you use cold powerade or warm powerade when filling her up?? thnks man momoflow (2 )  7:07 pm, Sat 8 May
Blue powerade and it MUST be cold. Noone likes warm powerade 5:14 pm, Sun 9 May
whose the previous owner ? Casper the friendly ghost ? ammar25 (251 )  7:07 pm, Sat 8 May
Previous owner was a fella named Doug, he lives up the swamp. Decent guy 5:15 pm, Sun 9 May
hey, I saw a car/ute dealership on Gt South Rd in Greenlane selling a heap of these, most of their yard was chocka with the same ute as yours. The choice was amazing, it took me a few hours just to check them all out. oper8r (162 )  7:09 pm, Sat 8 May
Lucky you bro maybe this ute isn't so rare after all 5:15 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi what sort of ute is it. lycan2 (23 )  7:13 pm, Sat 8 May
An invisible one. 5:15 pm, Sun 9 May
HI I can sense your anger Don`t worry KAMA will bite them in the ar.s It may not be much comfort to you BUT there are some real stink people out there Keep ya chin up jahnah (467 )  7:20 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro 5:15 pm, Sun 9 May
COULD I GET IT IN PINK diamond16 (104 )  7:21 pm, Sat 8 May
Sh*t no. 5:16 pm, Sun 9 May
hi , wonder woman here this would go perfectly with my invisible plane could you ship it to the states??thanks barnie-1 (76 )  7:31 pm, Sat 8 May
If you have an invisible plane why dont you fly over and pick it up dumbass 5:16 pm, Sun 9 May
Just wanted to say dis has been a great read and laugh had me n my parnter crackn up....Good free kiwi entertainment thanks :) n good luck with your auction.. 2nasti (98 )  7:38 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 glad my shit day makes someone elses a bit better 5:16 pm, Sun 9 May
haha YOU ARE A LEGEND THIS AUCTION IS AWSOME. SO IF ITS INVISABLE THAT MEANS WHEN YOU DRIVE IT YOU CAN DRIVE IT NAKED???? PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN??? I AM SOO KEEN ON THIS UTE!! sp8gal (50 )  7:39 pm, Sat 8 May
You can definately drive it naked, went to maccas drive thru in the full nude today. It was choice 5:17 pm, Sun 9 May
Can i ask ... what does 'Project kick Dave's ass' involve?? Thanks! molly114 (6 )  7:39 pm, Sat 8 May
Kicking Dave's Ass. 5:17 pm, Sun 9 May
what kind of crap is this??as for haterade,I've had the whole case.you misleading knob.any bidders are fools. aimeew1 (7 )  7:45 pm, Sat 8 May
The fun sponge has arrived 5:17 pm, Sun 9 May
in one of the pictures it appears that the back tyres are further apart then the front?is this factory or an aftermarket aplication? viper321 (85 )  7:47 pm, Sat 8 May
Aftermarket - Dave. 5:18 pm, Sun 9 May
"Invisible money" jokes seem popular this year. Worst year ever? teze123 (2 )  7:57 pm, Sat 8 May
Oh buddy you're telling me. Some people are just too funny for their own good 5:18 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi there. Awesome ride. Will it outrun Libyan Terrorists and what happens when you hit 88 miles/hr???? entoria (164 )  8:04 pm, Sat 8 May
It wil outrun but when you hit 88 miles an hour you are off to the 80s. You dont want that. 5:18 pm, Sun 9 May
your dreaming mate albion (98 )  8:04 pm, Sat 8 May
Australian? 5:19 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi there, I see someone asked about an AA check. I think it is a waste of time as I went for one of those. They gave me a blood test and breathalyzed me, and told me I had been drinking ??? What the !!!!!! Anyway those tyres look flat to me. Cheers Steve lindypoo1 (352 )  8:09 pm, Sat 8 May
What?! That is sh*t at the best of times. 5:19 pm, Sun 9 May
hi mate have the tyers been rotated,how many ks since auctiuon started,keen on the mx bike 2 looks mint how much for both cheers sagcontracting (8 )  8:11 pm, Sat 8 May
Tyres have been rotated twice, I havent had the ute for too long and ive done about 2,000 ks since the auction started. Mx bike is Dougs, once I figure out where the ties are Ill be taking it off. 5:21 pm, Sun 9 May
the best lauf me and my 13yr old son have had for ages!!! thanks for that. Im gonna change me password coz knowing him he will bid!!!!!hahahahahahaha bensmum1974 (98 )  8:12 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers bro 5:21 pm, Sun 9 May
hey mate is this the ute of the smashproof video clip?? also is it easy enuf to get transported,just worried they wont be able to tie down a_c_m (61 )  8:12 pm, Sat 8 May
No it isn't the one off the smashproof vid, I think they were faking it. Kev is in charge of transport so you know its reliable 5:21 pm, Sun 9 May
is there much rust ??? arlene4 (818 )  8:24 pm, Sat 8 May
No rust m8 5:21 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey mate, any outstanding speeding fines/ stationary infridgement notices? Cheers :) rosie991 (69 )  8:24 pm, Sat 8 May
Nah m8 shes all clear 5:22 pm, Sun 9 May
Are any of these bids even genuine?? kolser1 (4 )  8:26 pm, Sat 8 May
Wait a minute, Ill just ask the oracle 5:22 pm, Sun 9 May
hey man is this a joke gregbuckley (74 )  8:30 pm, Sat 8 May
You're a joke 5:22 pm, Sun 9 May
would you swap it for my invisible girl friend? pollock999 (1 )  8:30 pm, Sat 8 May
Invisible and imaginary are two different things m8 5:22 pm, Sun 9 May
hey mate im sitting here with my father inlaw hes pretty dam sure he saw it go through tahuna stoped at roys gas station got one of his primo yr old pies uknow3 (2 )  8:35 pm, Sat 8 May
Hope he didn't notice that I was nude 5:23 pm, Sun 9 May
Whens the wof due? :) do the tyres have plenty of tread on them?. skywalker138 (52 )  8:36 pm, Sat 8 May
Wof is due in september, tyres have a good amount of treadleft - half life 5:23 pm, Sun 9 May
Note to the winner - Blue powerade is available from any participating BP Connect stores for 2 for $6, also you get a free drink bottle with every 2 purchased.(While stocks last) hurleydude (55 )  8:38 pm, Sat 8 May
What a good deal m8, ill be rippin into it thats for sure 5:24 pm, Sun 9 May
I see your Mrs in the back of the ute, is she for sale aswell? otz1 (29 )  8:43 pm, Sat 8 May
What is she doing out of the kitchen? 5:24 pm, Sun 9 May
Could you confirm the Km are all on earth? The tyres look quite good so I was thinking perhaps some of the distance was on land with a lower gravity component. colston (45 )  8:45 pm, Sat 8 May
Can't confirm Ks were all done on earth as I dont know what Doug used to get up to when he had it, sorry m8 5:24 pm, Sun 9 May
Epic bro. Just epic. motocrossdude (390 )  8:58 pm, Sat 8 May
Epic Win. 5:25 pm, Sun 9 May
my dad wants some of that weed your smoking. joe9028 (15 )  9:12 pm, Sat 8 May
So you are trying to get your dad some drugs on trademe? Riiight. 5:26 pm, Sun 9 May
Cheeky git! I am in my 20s and the last time I played Mario Kart was when I was 11, thanks. P.S. nice touch with donating to charity when the auction reaches over a grand. BID, PEOPLE, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID. ni.lew.fer (4 )  9:14 pm, Sat 8 May
Haha sorry m8 5:26 pm, Sun 9 May
When I win can you donate the money to "Chicken Wranglers anonymous"?? vitaminh (538 )  9:14 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah bro 4 sure someones gotta pay my wages 5:26 pm, Sun 9 May
been on john cambell's yet?? marty_boy_nick (35 )  9:21 pm, Sat 8 May
Nah bro been too busy with the chickens 5:27 pm, Sun 9 May
do you take invisible cash? I have my invisible credit card details right here...... :) misselusive (60 )  9:27 pm, Sat 8 May
Oh you guys are just too funny. 5:27 pm, Sun 9 May
how fast you had this mean beast go and does it have NOS and turbo and does it pulled the babes cz ma mates haveing trouble so mite buy it for him dvsuc69 (0 )  9:42 pm, Sat 8 May
I like to say that you have to be brave, strap in and feel the Gs but to be honest I pull back once I reach defcon 5. Has custom nos and turbo so you know it pulls the babes. Tell ur mate to remember that hes only invisible while hes in the ute so once he gets out hes on his own 5:28 pm, Sun 9 May
Did your neighbour Dave drive his Prius to Dunedin on Wednesday... cos if he did, I'm pretty sure he smashed the window in my car and turned my frickin MP3 player invisable too! I really liked it aswell... wish he hadn't of hidden it, if it was in the same place I might have stood a chance of finding it. A 4real a__hole. merlin26 (424 )  9:53 pm, Sat 8 May
Im recruiting members for project 'Kick Dave's Ass' you should join 5:29 pm, Sun 9 May
Did this make it to the news or something? zetaro128 (131 )  9:56 pm, Sat 8 May
I don't know, noones rang my headquatres or txt me 5:30 pm, Sun 9 May
u must have rsi aftr replyn 2 all those questions ive sent a couple of blokes around to sort out dave. so u can keep the 80% yr a bloody legend shellmo1 (206 )  10:00 pm, Sat 8 May
Cheers m8 get em!!! 5:30 pm, Sun 9 May
hay man if u can get the back wheels on this ute skidding i will give you 10 grand lol 4broz (23 )  10:01 pm, Sat 8 May
Put your money where your mouth is m8 5:30 pm, Sun 9 May
I reckon to get ur ute back is to put a big crazy reward figure and it will turn up the 2 bull dogs that got stolen turned up with a reward of $5,000 they were on trademe today and are back with owners by the looks of it, and someone there where u live would of seen something in ur area of it leaving ur place i bet good luck melanie62 (653 )  10:06 pm, Sat 8 May
Sweet as m8 5:31 pm, Sun 9 May
Is that a rust hole in left rear gaurd or is that just me seeing things?? You did say you had just finished doing this baby up. Looks just like my bad Boy, wizzbikz (263 )  10:07 pm, Sat 8 May
You are seeing things, ive got zinc hooked up under the bonnet. 5:32 pm, Sun 9 May
Haha.....my uncle casper has one jst lyk that minus the tyres!!! dabrowns1 (90 )  10:08 pm, Sat 8 May
Must have been a hard job finding it when he parked 5:32 pm, Sun 9 May
does it come with a canopy, as i am a plasterer and need a dry place to store my plaster. kniki (1130 )  10:11 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah m8 canopy included 5:32 pm, Sun 9 May
would you consider a trade for a invisible motorbike? cbr600 low kms willross (66 )  10:12 pm, Sat 8 May
Nah man I have a visible one that suits me just fine 5:32 pm, Sun 9 May
far out these actually exist!!! I bought a mustang from america online paid for it and everything and the seller said it would be arriving at the docks in auckland but no one ever saw it arrive. I just thought i'd been ripped of but then i saw this, as it was shipped without wheels i guess we had no chance of seeing it in similar conditions to your ute!!! bigbaz69 (43 )  10:14 pm, Sat 8 May
Bad luck m8 that sucks b*lls 5:33 pm, Sun 9 May
does it hav a blow off valve o yer kick dave 4 me i fink he got 2 my bmx =[ i cant find it ! pjkw (4 )  10:15 pm, Sat 8 May
No blow off valve, had one but too many skanks huddled round my yard. Started to freak me missus out. 5:33 pm, Sun 9 May
Just wondering about shipping to Aussie?? can this be arranged, and how will I know when it gets here? thanks stevehotrods (0 )  10:17 pm, Sat 8 May
If you need it shipped to aussie Il chat to the guy with the invisible plane and see if we can do a deal 5:34 pm, Sun 9 May
are you getting sick of answering these stupid questions? oh and.... does it have a towbar? mkhayes (25 )  10:21 pm, Sat 8 May
Yes I am and yes it does. 5:34 pm, Sun 9 May
Cabbage as.... mcdreamy (39 )  10:21 pm, Sat 8 May
Cabbage? 5:34 pm, Sun 9 May
haha good job mate made mi day lol trainstore (103 )  10:34 pm, Sat 8 May
Sweet m8 5:34 pm, Sun 9 May
Seems to be negative camber on the front wheels and positive camber on the rear wheels, what's up with that? cookiecrisis (29 )  10:43 pm, Sat 8 May
God damn so it does, bloddy Kev must have had a play around with it overnight. Ill sort em out and take some more pics 5:35 pm, Sun 9 May
is that a small dent in the back guard that i cant see???? marie253 (166 )  10:47 pm, Sat 8 May
Yeah some d*ck backed into me the other day 5:35 pm, Sun 9 May
Awsum mate, makes for great reading! what you going to do with the winnings? Fiji? just goes to show if you have a random idea why not go with it, you never know what will happen :) highbidder101 (17 )  10:51 pm, Sat 8 May
With the winnings im going to kick daves ass. 5:35 pm, Sun 9 May
Has it got lock nuts? If the wheels got stolen I would not be able to find it oldwolf2 (7 )  11:03 pm, Sat 8 May
Has got lock nuts, Ive already thought of that so dw bro 5:36 pm, Sun 9 May
hi there, does it have cup holders? kyza. (9 )  11:09 pm, Sat 8 May
Yes 5:36 pm, Sun 9 May
you should be put in a nut bin and the key chucked away you r a idot buddy legs18 (69 )  11:11 pm, Sat 8 May
"idot".. Need I say more? 5:36 pm, Sun 9 May
wata dik sarshy_tinnie (-1 )  11:11 pm, Sat 8 May
W-h-a-t a d-i-c-k. Spelling is easy you just have to be willing to learn 5:37 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey man, Nice truck just wondering if you got The Drop Shop to build this for you? i heard that is the place to go for these kind of trucks? Cheers dude kruse2 (433 )  11:11 pm, Sat 8 May
Man I wish. I just didn't have the cash to get them to do it at the time but if I make enough from this auction ill definately be getting them to do my next one. Drop Shop - Always. 5:38 pm, Sun 9 May
Do you happen to have an invisible Airbus A380? lcmorty (4 )  11:30 pm, Sat 8 May
No. 5:38 pm, Sun 9 May
hey! nice ute! what sort of power is it putting out? 3turtle3 (47 )  11:32 pm, Sat 8 May
Up to Defcon 6 but haven't had the b*lls to take it that far yet 5:38 pm, Sun 9 May
great stuff. looks like lindaf2 and dave need some time together, in the hybrid, at the drags, naked in green body paint. tamarillo (495 )  11:34 pm, Sat 8 May
Hah yeah I agree m8 5:39 pm, Sun 9 May
how can it be invisable and be blue at the same time? cldr (23 )  11:42 pm, Sat 8 May
It was blue, now it is invisible 5:39 pm, Sun 9 May
good luck actually gettin $900 or whatever cash lol the winner will probably pay invisible money 4 the invisibel ute? benaustin88 (486 )  12:04 am, Sun 9 May
If someone will pay 5grand for ghosts in a bottle they would definately par 900 for an invisible ute. Plus I have visible lawyers to help me out..and Kev 5:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Its gunna be effin hard for me to see this ute man but could I at least hear it runnin??? you know just to make sure it dosen't have a screw loose or sumthin telstar66 (128 )  12:18 am, Sun 9 May
I cant record audio so youd have to come round, hope you like sandwhiches 5:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Hello, Excuse me you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human I am aware that there are many types of travel and that humans do not do well through certain types.I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. I believe you have such equipment parked in your driveway right there..If you can help me I will pay for your teleporter, I will pay top dollar for this equipment. Proof must be provided however &..Only if you believe you have this technology bizarre2 (348 )  12:25 am, Sun 9 May
Only travels through time when switched to 'Delorean Mode'. Otherwise its just a regular ute. Good luck with ur..travels bro. 5:41 pm, Sun 9 May
Can I Hire this for a weekend, 2 crates of Double Brown, a fresh homekill ham and Ill try get Michealangelo to paint it back to what it used to look like. . .I could really use an invisible time travelling ute. Ill only need it for one weekend tho, you can even send Dave and Ill leave him in the Jurassic period mattchoo (116 )  1:17 am, Sun 9 May
Michealangelo is Dead and Dave has a fate worse than the jurassic period coming to him. 5:42 pm, Sun 9 May
hi there you should burn daves house down then he can put an auction on here for an invisible house or maybe pay kev id say hed be keen cheerz mattrezz (257 )  1:18 am, Sun 9 May
I cant do that now that youve said it, the cops will bring me down easy as 5:42 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey nice ute , just wondering if it would be possible to containerise and ship to Australia , bit warmer over here so it would be ideal , can you fit a bullbar to help with all these damn Kangaroos over here ? Cheers Brett brett351fords (27 )  1:21 am, Sun 9 May
Can fit a bullbar and can ship to Aussie, cheers. 5:43 pm, Sun 9 May
I am currently highest bidder I am in Australia will make calls regarding shipping atr 905am on monday morning..I have booked and will be in nz next wed..these dont come up often A lot of jealous trade me customers. haffy02 (6 )  1:21 am, Sun 9 May
Cheers m8 5:43 pm, Sun 9 May
can you add photo's of the interior? and is it turbo mate? nohondashere (4 )  2:10 am, Sun 9 May
Its turbo and will add more pics when the weather clears 5:44 pm, Sun 9 May
This is hilarious! What an imagination you have! jayshree7685 (41 )  8:12 am, Sun 9 May
Imagination? 5:44 pm, Sun 9 May
this ute must be a pain to keep clean. what sort of ute wash do you use? aliru (171 )  8:38 am, Sun 9 May
Ask the missus she usually washes things round here 5:44 pm, Sun 9 May
151 unanswered questions...anyways, heres mine: I live on a hill....can't see a handbrake in the photos... could be a mess? adrian31 (124 )  8:38 am, Sun 9 May
Yeah you have to be a fairly confident driver. For you, I do not recommend this vehicle 5:45 pm, Sun 9 May
just wondering how do u make it invisible magillagorilla (28 )  8:38 am, Sun 9 May
Ask Dave 5:46 pm, Sun 9 May
this is fake it's proberbly just the tyres cheers jcpacific (19 )  9:08 am, Sun 9 May
Did you even read the description? 5:47 pm, Sun 9 May
this is fake it's proberbly just the tyres cheers jcpacific (19 )  9:08 am, Sun 9 May
... 5:47 pm, Sun 9 May
HAVE YOU GOT A PRICE FOR DAVE? EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE ISNT IT? ( AT A PRICE) madoof1 (112 )  9:49 am, Sun 9 May
I dont own dave so no 5:47 pm, Sun 9 May
$20,000??? thorne_stuff (11 )  9:57 am, Sun 9 May
Someones off their rocker, thats just not enough 5:47 pm, Sun 9 May
anrt you announed answering 800 qustions on 1 auctin zalat (211 )  10:00 am, Sun 9 May
What? 5:48 pm, Sun 9 May
I hope these bidders understand this is a real and binding auction, only reason i say this is the huge bid. :) shuballs (159 )  10:11 am, Sun 9 May
Haha yeah I removed the big one, dont want douchbages cloggin up the auction 5:48 pm, Sun 9 May
Mate, I think I just seen your ute on da back of a towy's truck bwahahaha nukumai (128 )  10:13 am, Sun 9 May
Nah bro Im lookin at it right now, the dog decided to be cheeky and hop in 5:48 pm, Sun 9 May
straight swap for my unicorn that farts sherbet and vomits rainbows ? djillogic (391 )  10:17 am, Sun 9 May
You might want to get your unicorn checked out bro, that doesnt sound right 5:50 pm, Sun 9 May
WTF $20,000.00 kuru_wood (156 )  10:21 am, Sun 9 May
..... 5:50 pm, Sun 9 May
does it have any dents in the car chasey and is this the same one i saw parked in high street. thanks peternt (99 )  10:24 am, Sun 9 May
No and No 5:50 pm, Sun 9 May
hi i am very interested in this amazing ride.. however the deal sealer is ' if i wear my bridget jones' which are girl code for my super hold it all in undees that are a bit like a james bonds and stronger than number 8 wire and i belive that in this truck i would be invisibley slim and there for can eat macdonalds in it and stay slim however will i return back to my larger state when i leave the truck unless i live in it so can i convert it to a house ?? whitey4 (139 )  10:36 am, Sun 9 May
You would just be a fat chick in an invisible ute. 5:51 pm, Sun 9 May
this is so cute :D are these serious bidders ? goodluck with the auction xD chandylia (87 )  10:36 am, Sun 9 May
Cheers 5:51 pm, Sun 9 May
hey bro,the ird will be after you for excess profit tax. boimarine (90 )  10:39 am, Sun 9 May
The governments trying to bring me down 5:51 pm, Sun 9 May
right now that 5 grand a tire -.- kswinkels (17 )  10:39 am, Sun 9 May
Was 5:51 pm, Sun 9 May
I say good on u!! I don't know why some strange obviously lonely people have nothing left to do with there lives but complain about auctions on trade me that don't have any thing to do with them or affect them at all. And good on you for giving 20% to charity. I'm sorry about what Dave did to you but good on you for not letting it drag you down... :) dandy06 (1 )  10:40 am, Sun 9 May
Yeah m8 tell me about it, cheers 5:51 pm, Sun 9 May
well i would love to buy this car but it will be to open to shag in daniel-2233 (336 )  10:43 am, Sun 9 May
You would be invisible so the possibilities are endless.... 5:52 pm, Sun 9 May
Cool ute ,can you tell me the paint colour? would save trying to get hubby to clean his ute !!! brasso (428 )  10:47 am, Sun 9 May
Paint was blue prior to invisibility. Maybe he would clean his ute if you made him a real primo sandwhich? 5:53 pm, Sun 9 May
good luck on your auction, and specially for the winner ars-13 (48 )  10:50 am, Sun 9 May
Cheers 5:53 pm, Sun 9 May
AWSOME!!! hot_chick2 (37 )  10:53 am, Sun 9 May
Sweet bro 5:53 pm, Sun 9 May
would you accept a cheque for $45,000 mandoleene (55 )  11:02 am, Sun 9 May
Invisible money right?? Heard it all before buddy 5:53 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi there, have you thought about selling your 'original artwork' (the image with added extras) on Trademe, when you've recovered from this auction? It'd be cheap to list and you might get your 40 bucks back. Good luck!! loekie (94 )  11:03 am, Sun 9 May
Haha yeah might do when the chicken wrangling reaches the off season 5:53 pm, Sun 9 May
How many times have you spilled the gas all over the gas court??? randomsella1 (2 )  11:19 am, Sun 9 May
A lot. You have no idea 5:54 pm, Sun 9 May
all the people posting abuse on this auction shld f_____ off epic stuff mate funny as great imagination staceyleith (145 )  11:33 am, Sun 9 May
Yeah m8 I definately agree 5:54 pm, Sun 9 May
I'm sorry but I don't quite understand how someone is willing to pay 20 grand for some tyres... What's happening? queenconceited (6 )  11:40 am, Sun 9 May
Bid is gone now so no need to have a hernia about it 5:54 pm, Sun 9 May
Is this what you call a Toyota liteace sskk (121 )  11:46 am, Sun 9 May
No. Its a ute 5:54 pm, Sun 9 May
I took the liberty of viewing your pic's with my iPhone x-ray application. (other smart phone applications are available). I notice the fuel tank is only half full of blue powerade. Would you consider filling it up for the winning bidder? Also, do you think that it would go faster on carbonated energy drinks? wpm74 (0 )  11:59 am, Sun 9 May
Yes I would consider filling up but only if powerade is still on special. I wouldn't want to fill it with anything else, you never know where you would end up when you hit 88 miles 5:55 pm, Sun 9 May
Would you trade for second hand butt plugs? jess538 (18 )  12:00 pm, Sun 9 May
No Fabio. 5:55 pm, Sun 9 May
wicked ute bro , cant make out the licence number looks like 1nvute or could be nocute please let me know ! im inter this sort of thing man. jan2020 (107 )  12:03 pm, Sun 9 May
Nah bro cant change plates but you could 5:56 pm, Sun 9 May
Mate what a bunch of dish rags, useless the lot of them. Its alright I can help you out, just found in the attic I still have 80L of invisibility paint, labeled 'Jewish Charm', just enough for you to paint dumb ass Dave's Prius, house, caravan, boat and maybe his place of work. I'll do you a deal call me at 0800 PANDORAS BOX. leomacd (12 )  12:03 pm, Sun 9 May
Sweet bro will do, you be home around 7?? 5:56 pm, Sun 9 May
Mate.. I saw this just the other day at Bro-repairs.. Yeah mate, a guy had a bottle of Powerade in his had to.. wasn't the blue stuff.. looked like red I think.. so maybe its still there.. Have you got there address..?? I'll run down now and block him so he can't get out.. yoda-dude (223 )  12:08 pm, Sun 9 May
Good plan m8 and oh sh*t you might want to tell that guy to switch to blue powerade FAST 5:57 pm, Sun 9 May
Kia ora bro, this is your naybor Rangi from next door. I seen wot you been writing bout me bro and i aint laughin aye bro...!!! And gess wot, Im comin ova to yr place soon bro to remodel your face... and den Im gonna steal your invisible ute and give it to my Tuhoe pig hunting cuzzies to do a makeova on... sori bro but you wont eva recognise your ute again... ha ha ha... (Can you put da kettle on.. be rite ova) 123beat (101 )  12:10 pm, Sun 9 May
Sorry m8 its mothers day. Got me nana and me ma down here havin a cuppa, reschedule for tomorrow 5:57 pm, Sun 9 May
Don't you think you should remove the winning bid? Go from $800 to $20,000 is a bit of a jump therfor a bit of a ridiculous amount to be bidding gazzarx4 (116 )  12:13 pm, Sun 9 May
Everyone likes to put in their 2 cents dont they 5:58 pm, Sun 9 May
your having ppl on mate,its 4 tyres n its not invisable!!!!!!!!!!!! tracee_21 (44 )  12:19 pm, Sun 9 May
M8 why does everyone thing the link says "MAKE A COMMENT" Im pretty sure it says "ASK A QUESTION" 5:59 pm, Sun 9 May
Are you people out of your mind. I saw on the news that a Lawyer can get the money out of you - So if you want to pay over 33k for some thing you can't see - good on you. brendon47 (18 )  12:19 pm, Sun 9 May
Lawyers are nothing compaered to what Kev will do 5:59 pm, Sun 9 May
hi um......when you drive da car r u invisable like da car or can people see you? atlantis3 (118 )  12:21 pm, Sun 9 May
Yes you turn invisible 5:59 pm, Sun 9 May
And u betta not make fun o my spelling aye bro cos I no where your sista lives - u no, da one who visits u on her invisible motor bike... (Oh yeah, I'll have sum chokky bikkies with my cuppa when I come ova k?) 123beat (101 )  12:27 pm, Sun 9 May
Sorry bro no biscuits left, ill get the missus to make some sandwhiches and cake 6:00 pm, Sun 9 May
I cant believe some people arent getting this I havent laughed so much in ages its really made my mothers day I reckon u must be a good ole kiwi bloke goodluck mate marz2barz (29 )  12:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Cheers m8 6:00 pm, Sun 9 May
just want to say mild man crush on you right now call me 021 keeeen snasta (15 )  12:41 pm, Sun 9 May
This isnt a personal ad m8 but cheers..I think 6:00 pm, Sun 9 May
im coming down there this week can i view the car please and what year is it thanks rex162 (9 )  12:45 pm, Sun 9 May
Yes you can, its a 2010 6:01 pm, Sun 9 May
I see trade me has pulled the 3 big bids you had brendon47 (18 )  12:45 pm, Sun 9 May
ha, no i did. no room 4 assh*les like dave in this auction m8 1:47 pm, Sun 9 May
No good on the farm once those tyres get muddy.. cant find it.Had a car version once.. parked out front the pub and when came out couldnt find it bummer. mellow100 (57 )  12:49 pm, Sun 9 May
Sorry to hear that m8, dont park and drink 6:01 pm, Sun 9 May
wat is the rating on the towbar but i cant see it????? djy517 (128 )  12:56 pm, Sun 9 May
What? 6:01 pm, Sun 9 May
hello,i think the appropriate action would be taking by smoking and oz of marajuana. cheers dutchy2020 (8 )  1:02 pm, Sun 9 May
Riiiiiight. 6:01 pm, Sun 9 May
When did it last have a wheel alignment. petermcg (1187 )  1:17 pm, Sun 9 May
Back in April, but Kevs messed around a bit since then. Cheeky Bugger 6:02 pm, Sun 9 May
that is one funny picture done on paint! got to love it! thornberry (140 )  1:19 pm, Sun 9 May
Yeah m8 cheers 6:02 pm, Sun 9 May
can you do HP? im willing to pay 20% of the highest bid and il put a hit on old dave. save you some time and effort. cheap_shet (1 )  1:30 pm, Sun 9 May
Im tempted, if sale falls through Ill be in contact 6:02 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi there, how much for KEV fkai (82 )  1:35 pm, Sun 9 May
He aint for sale m8 and trust me - You dont want him 6:02 pm, Sun 9 May
How does it go on the old wheel alignment checks? littledee (50 )  1:46 pm, Sun 9 May
Goes mint as long as Kev hasnt ben fiddling around with sh*t 6:03 pm, Sun 9 May
OMG Lol sissal (new )  1:58 pm, Sun 9 May
Yes.. 6:03 pm, Sun 9 May
technology these days............ k4054d (20 )  2:02 pm, Sun 9 May
Prius driving douchebags these days. 6:03 pm, Sun 9 May
hey mate was just wondering if because its invisible, is it legit to smoke your dak in there and the cops wont be able to see you? smilee6 (0 )  2:07 pm, Sun 9 May
Yeah m8 6:04 pm, Sun 9 May
hi just thought id bring to your attention that if you are keen i have a real awsum invisable guard dogs that would love to look after your ute to protect it from dave ur neighbour....shes that good he wont see her comming...ur call email back if keen, i have a few so shes urs for a donation to spca......her name is shadow tux6 (63 )  2:13 pm, Sun 9 May
I have a real guard dog called munter and I dont think they would get along 6:04 pm, Sun 9 May
wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! sosifa (17 )  2:25 pm, Sun 9 May
Fruity disco biscuits strike again. 6:05 pm, Sun 9 May
so if i get in this car, i will be invisible? lindas-stuff (12 )  2:38 pm, Sun 9 May
Yes. 6:05 pm, Sun 9 May
uhh if the object is solid, how come there was no shadow of the entire vehicle, but just the tires?? everyone beware... janida (15 )  3:06 pm, Sun 9 May
Sun was directly overhead, thats why 6:05 pm, Sun 9 May
Did you check that Mc Cafe cup for fingerprints? leiden_ (118 )  3:21 pm, Sun 9 May
That was mine, Kev packed one and biffed it out the window after a hangover run to grab a McBrekky 6:05 pm, Sun 9 May
Is this the short wheel base model or the long wheel base? And if need be can it be extended? I am interested in turning it into a limo and putting an invisible spa pool on the back deck!!! canadiankiwi2 (84 )  3:29 pm, Sun 9 May
Long wheel base, you might want to be careful. Douchebags like Dave enjoy pissing in invisible spas 6:06 pm, Sun 9 May
does it run smoothly? what gas does it run on? oxygen.. robjob (40 )  3:30 pm, Sun 9 May
Runs smoothly on CHILLED BLUE POWERADE 6:06 pm, Sun 9 May
This would be worth the $$$$$ just to drive past a speed camera flat out phead (200 )  3:40 pm, Sun 9 May
Its a sh*tload of fun m8 trust me 6:07 pm, Sun 9 May
bro im amazed at all the questions your answering, i wonder if you can make a thousand rb_boostr (105 )  4:11 pm, Sun 9 May
God I hope not 6:07 pm, Sun 9 May
haha... so many questions, so little time. I'm lookin for some 'escapism'... is this similar to the Delorean??... does it have a flux capacitor? Did you say it runs on Powerade? I need to get back to the future. Bwahahaha! just_jude (349 )  4:24 pm, Sun 9 May
Yes Yes and Yes. Nice joke d*ckhead. 6:07 pm, Sun 9 May
this ute looks remarkably like the one i lost my virginity in all those years ago..i cant get over the resemblance..are you sure its 2010...could you check under the back seat and see if theres a pair of size 32 bras there..pleeeeease?i will post my address if you find them and will pay for postage..thank you my good friend.. granny071 (206 )  4:28 pm, Sun 9 May
Look lady your bras are not in my car, if this is my ex girlfriend 'mercedes' Im so not into it. Go back to the dolls house you nasty nasty stripper 6:08 pm, Sun 9 May
THIS IS CRACK UP!!,TOP EFFORT BRO :D turbodoc (252 )  4:30 pm, Sun 9 May
Tip Top 6:08 pm, Sun 9 May
hey would love to buy it can u tell me a buy knw u hav any idea wat rego number iz?? cheers phill. stdrft (2 )  4:32 pm, Sun 9 May
What?? 6:08 pm, Sun 9 May
this ute looks remarkably like the one i lost my virginity in all those years ago..i cant get over the resemblance..are you sure its 2010...could you check under the back seat and see if theres a pair of size 32 bras there..pleeeeease?i will post my address if you find them and will pay for postage..thank you my good friend.. granny071 (206 )  4:34 pm, Sun 9 May
..... 6:09 pm, Sun 9 May
how many km has it done. lowage (44 )  4:44 pm, Sun 9 May
Use ur eyes and read the description, cheers 6:09 pm, Sun 9 May
How much for the caravan to go with it please???? Serious bidder here, I just got first division on Lotto last night!!!! nutsonanimals (71 )  4:54 pm, Sun 9 May
Caravan is 3k sold seperately 5:01 pm, Sun 9 May
Id recommend those invisible microdots for security as these vehicles are always going missing. mellow100 (57 )  4:55 pm, Sun 9 May
Yeah m8 its a pain in the sh*tter 6:09 pm, Sun 9 May
Im hungover as! U made my day! Cheers bro goodluck with the Auction! si06 (8 )  5:08 pm, Sun 9 May
I reccommend blue powerade 4 that, cheers m8 6:09 pm, Sun 9 May
Does come in other colours? Is the clear coat in good condition? fab51 (29 )  5:08 pm, Sun 9 May
No and yes 6:09 pm, Sun 9 May
Okay, serious question. I'm getting up hubbie's nose because I read all the comments. Sure, some idiots are illiterate so their comments can't be translated. BUT my question is (and please don't think I'm thick - I'm a girl) are people bidding for the tyres only? I know you answered this earlier and you said the tyres & the ute. But my brain just cannot sort through it. My hubby refuses to explain it to me. In fact I'm not allowed to mention it again! Fantastic auction BTW. Hope you get Heaps. kiwideal.nz (558 )  5:25 pm, Sun 9 May
Maybe if you make your man a sandwhich, he will reveal the secret to you, cheers. 6:10 pm, Sun 9 May
You might want to stop bidding with "lada_horder1" FYI shillbidding is against trademe t&c's.... madcat11 (1162 )  5:31 pm, Sun 9 May
What? 6:10 pm, Sun 9 May
just like to no how much treads on the tyres please? solid1984 (13 )  5:32 pm, Sun 9 May
Not too sure m8 ill get the measurements and put em up tomorrow 6:11 pm, Sun 9 May
how much to get to invercargill to please? solid1984 (13 )  5:33 pm, Sun 9 May
Kevs driving down so how many sandwhiches could you make in 3 hours? 6:11 pm, Sun 9 May
and has the air filter bean changed? solid1984 (13 )  5:35 pm, Sun 9 May
Nah but I checked it this morning and shes lookin dece as 6:12 pm, Sun 9 May
Damn pudus, who's the invisible sweety in the invisible passenger seat, smokin', one thing you should of done is taken the photo without the car running, its blowing invisible blue smoke, obviously it has invisible engine issues, maybe the invisible rings are gone? If your keen on cheap invisible engine repairs, theres a bloke out West Auckland who wears invisible clothing apart from his visible socks who would probably sort it out for a invisible box of beers 24's & a invisible fitty bag. Keen? chapstik (23 )  5:37 pm, Sun 9 May
I dont want to chat to a naked man in socks. 6:12 pm, Sun 9 May
funsponge is correct...you are abusing people.make you feel tough??attention seeking freak aimeew1 (7 )  5:44 pm, Sun 9 May
Are you commenting on this over and over because you dont have a life? Haterade-addicted-mess 6:13 pm, Sun 9 May
wow! just been sitting here reading all your comments.. totally suxs wat happend to you! screw dave! but nice to see that others and u can kinda see the funny side to this haha and good on ya for giving money to charity! LEGEND! susan_mary (27 )  5:50 pm, Sun 9 May
Cheers m8 6:13 pm, Sun 9 May
Does it have an invisble key? i might lose them unless there is a visible keychain. graemeo88 (12 )  5:58 pm, Sun 9 May
ah m8, visible key 6:13 pm, Sun 9 May
Hello there, After seeing the success of your Invisible Ute I've took it upon myself to depart with my family heirloom, my invisible pen. More information can be found here, http://www.trademe.co.nz/Antiq
ues-collectables/Postcards-wri
ting/Pens/auction-289174095.ht
m Thank and good luck. wesandyun (2 )  6:00 pm, Sun 9 May
Sorry m8 but advertising here probably wont get you too many views, noone likes a knock off 6:14 pm, Sun 9 May
Hello there, After seeing the success of your Invisible Ute I've took it upon myself to depart with my family heirloom, my invisible pen. More information can be found here, http://www.trademe.co.nz/Antiq
ues-collectables/Postcards-wri
ting/Pens/auction-289174095.ht
m Thank and good luck. wesandyun (2 )  6:00 pm, Sun 9 May
..... 6:14 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey Mate nice auction how did you get under cool auctions as i have a teleport phone for sale and was keen to know also i think it would be nice to include the invisable caravan i see being towed:) beauty37 (5 )  6:00 pm, Sun 9 May
Trademe has to dig your skills, thats how 6:14 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey man nice wheels dude.Is diesel or petrol,im keen! coroner (75 )  6:03 pm, Sun 9 May
It runs on powerade 6:14 pm, Sun 9 May
Howdy, in photo number one I think I see Jesus sitting in the passenger seat, is he ok with this???? coxie664 (218 )  6:03 pm, Sun 9 May
What? You are off your rocker 6:15 pm, Sun 9 May
hey i've got a ute just like this one, but it's a bit rougher than yours. you could have it for parts if you like. send me your co-ordinates and i'll pop it in the teleporter. craigj666 (125 )  6:05 pm, Sun 9 May
I dont want more cheap parts crashing through my roof again, sorry bro 6:15 pm, Sun 9 May
your deffintly the funniest c""t on this site and possibly on the net, should be a comedian.good on ya bro...To many up tight peps taking life to serious,there should be more people like you on this site...Good luck w sale and hope to see more of your auctions on this site. buyer12311 (1 )  6:06 pm, Sun 9 May
Cheers bro 6:15 pm, Sun 9 May
I think you will find the winner won't pay up tucker1 (21 )  6:07 pm, Sun 9 May
Then I think they will find my lawyers and Kev on their case negative Nelly 6:16 pm, Sun 9 May
I have had a bit to do with these types of ute. I believe this is a skoda S100L, which has been highly modified to take the 8 speed box. Is there any possibility of getting a picture of the ute before it became invisible please. I may have a couple of front bumpers for it. Cheers & good luck with the auction. 2madaz (43 )  6:10 pm, Sun 9 May
This is NOT A SKODA you sick bastard. 6:16 pm, Sun 9 May
hi, can you remove my bid. i was traying to bid 1k the by mistake some one bided and im now leading at 5k. sorry for that zalat (211 )  6:10 pm, Sun 9 May
Yeah m8 6:16 pm, Sun 9 May
what kind of alarm does it have mrdavid1 (1 )  6:14 pm, Sun 9 May
Doesnt have one, my missus just sits in the ute with my 12 gauge 6:17 pm, Sun 9 May
mint as................ gud luck with the auction bro. zalat (211 )  6:22 pm, Sun 9 May
Cheers m8 6:28 pm, Sun 9 May
are any of these bids real or what? looks a little bogus to me tetra3 (39 )  6:25 pm, Sun 9 May
They wont be so bogus when my lawyer and Kev are knockin on their door. Bet theyll think theyre funny then 6:29 pm, Sun 9 May
Hey bro looking for swaps? i got a decent 91 carolla its actually compleatly invisible but the key has a laser designator to find the key hole, am looking for some new tires for it tho. cheers trade_dylan (14 )  6:25 pm, Sun 9 May
No thanks, had enough invisible vehicles for one lifetime 6:29 pm, Sun 9 May
Seller Comment: Seller added 1 photo 6:28 pm, Sun 9 May
did your mother drink during her pregnancy with you or were you just dropped on your head as an infant? baboon111 (16 )  6:28 pm, Sun 9 May
When you have over 100,000 people looking at your auction for invisible sh*t, then we can talk 6:30 pm, Sun 9 May
watch out that dave doesnt touch your misses or you wont see her again either id like to hook yor ute and the eveil holden rodeo up mate them then you got some cool options going on 383sbchevy (267 )  6:29 pm, Sun 9 May
Good thinking m8 and yeah dodgy dave is always a worry, I keep a close eye on the kitchen though so it shouldnt be a problem 6:31 pm, Sun 9 May
u know the top bidder aint gonna pay aye. this is funny but kinda waste of your time no doubt nicola007 (293 )  6:29 pm, Sun 9 May
You know this auction is legally binding ay?? 6:31 pm, Sun 9 May
how much acid do i need to take for it to work ? rustyrussy (46 )  6:30 pm, Sun 9 May
M8 if you need to take acid for things to work, something has gone wrong 6:32 pm, Sun 9 May
even if you say legally binding theres not much you can do if they dont pay,its not as if the police or small claims court will be interested in an invisible item aye nicola007 (293 )  6:32 pm, Sun 9 May
m8 its not really about the money for me, youll have to find something else to have a cry about 6:54 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi can I trade you invisble sex for it? Nah jjks ahha Nice Auction!! knight3105 (13 )  6:33 pm, Sun 9 May
No. 6:54 pm, Sun 9 May
a good way to get notice by the tax man on your trademe account :-z for u 3turtle3 (47 )  6:33 pm, Sun 9 May
How does that relate to anything??? 6:55 pm, Sun 9 May
Every auction is legaly binding but it not a contract so nothing can happen if people are bidding to be funny. Also since this is a misleading auction when all the winner will get are a set of wheels. wholesale1990 (25 )  6:35 pm, Sun 9 May
And an invisible ute, what is with all the haterade today?? It must be spilling out of the taps! 6:55 pm, Sun 9 May
is it just a numbers game for you? baboon111 (16 )  6:41 pm, Sun 9 May
What?? 7:08 pm, Sun 9 May
Hi M8. I have no use for an invisable custom ute, no point to it really but your misses sounds gr8. Any chance of a few pixs of her?? In the kitchen or luandry is fine if shes busy. Cheers herman-mudder (64 )  6:42 pm, Sun 9 May
Haha ill definately throw up some pictures tomorrow m8 6:57 pm, Sun 9 May
do the wheels come with the ute. hogboy1 (1313 )  6:43 pm, Sun 9 May
Yeah bro, otherwise youll lose it 7:00 pm, Sun 9 May
hay bro, who is the lady standing next 2 it? she is damn hot man. hope she is not ur partner(sorry).. 1979varuna (