Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Tue, Jun 08, at 07:40pm
You saw the ad in the Times? There was no ad in the Times.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Tue, Jun 08, at 07:23pm
I don't want you to get drunk but that's a very nice chardonay that you are not drinking.
Posted by Michael Olson
on Wed, Apr 28, at 05:05pm
Morgan and Danielle- see you Saturday.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Tue, Apr 06, at 03:51pm
The sea urchin cevich`e is to kill for....
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Thu, Mar 18, at 02:16am
I like to dissect girls.
Posted by Pat Bateman
on Tue, Mar 09, at 08:52am
Am I the only one who grasped the fact that Stash assumed his sushi was a pet?
Posted by Pat Bateman, Murders and Executions.
on Tue, Mar 09, at 08:51am
Am I the only one who grasped the fact that Stash assumed his piece of sushi was... a pet?
Posted by pat b
on Fri, Mar 05, at 07:07pm
What a bee hive of activity. I got a late reservation at this mysterious restaraunt and let me say: the mud soup was OUTRAGEOUS.
Posted by joeyromeo
on Wed, Feb 17, at 12:42pm
Mmm, cotton. Mmm.
Posted by Pat Bateman
on Wed, Feb 03, at 08:28am
Just.Say.No!!!!!!
Posted by Jared Leto
on Thu, Jan 21, at 05:26pm
Cecilia! How is she?
Posted by Stash
on Sat, Jan 09, at 08:54pm
I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!
Posted by Mr P Bateman
on Sat, Jan 09, at 01:36pm
your compliment was sufficient Luis
Posted by Pat Bateman
on Sun, Dec 27, 09, at 12:57am
I have to go return some video tapes.
Posted by Master Bates.
on Mon, Dec 21, 09, at 11:36pm
Did you know Ted Bundy had a collie named Dorsia!?
Posted by Marcus Halberstram
on Wed, Nov 25, 09, at 7:18pm
Anyone have a business card for this place?
Posted by Timothy Bryce
on Wed, Nov 25, 09, at 7:15pm
Dorsia? Geez, how did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
Posted by P. Bateman
on Sat, Oct 24, 09, at 6:21pm
dont just stare it, eat it
Posted by Paul Allen
on Tue, Oct 13, 09, at 9:55am
This is a mysterious yet playful little restaurant. My waitress was a hardbody brunette with big fuckable tits from Vassar. After dinner, and a big tip for the hardbody, we proceeded to the downstairs toilet where the hardbody gave me a handjob wearing a glove.
Posted by Marcus Halberstam
on Fri, Oct 09, 09, at 9:04pm
I'll have a J&B on the rocks. Hey, anybody watch The Patty Winters Show this morning?
Posted by The Craigslist Killer
on Mon, Sep 28, 09, at 4:28pm
The whole restaurant has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the meals a big boost.
Posted by Harris
on Mon, Sep 28, 09, at 9:22am
I just want a reservation. Just two...perfect...reservations.
Posted by CoffeeKafka
on Mon, Sep 28, 09, at 2:22am
Dorcia? Friday night? How'd Paul swing that?
Posted by Gatzos
on Mon, Sep 28, 09, at 1:16am
Get a God damn reservation, Patrick!
You've got a negative attitude, that's what's stopping you! You need to get your act together! I'll help you.
Posted by AyeLewis
on Mon, Sep 28, 09, at 12:59am
I think if I dine here, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you??
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Sep 21, 09, at 10:58am
I haven't heard anything about Dorsia or anything, not on page six at least.
Posted by PB
on Sat, Sep 12, 09, at 5:27pm
I know it's a little late but could I possibly get a reservation for two at let's say 8 or 8:30 perhaps?
Posted by David Patten
on Fri, Aug 07, 09, at 1:54am
Eggshell, with ramalian type, what do you think?
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Fri, Jul 24, 09, at 3:24am
No one goes there anymore.
Posted by PB
on Wed, Jul 08, 09, at 9:25am
I had a reservation here, but had to cancel it. I had return some video tapes.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Tue, Jun 23, 09, at 3:22pm
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
Posted by pat bateman
on Fri, May 15, 09, at 2:17pm
Moose
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Thu, May 07, 09, at 5:05am
i like to disect young girls, did you know i'm utterly insane?
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Thu, May 07, 09, at 5:03am
beacuse bateman wont give the maitre' D head
Posted by Sean Bateman
on Tue, May 05, 09, at 3:30pm
Rock n roll. Deal with it.
Posted by Donald Kimball
on Tue, Apr 28, 09, at 5:13pm
That's a fine chardonnay you're not drinking..
Posted by waiter
on Wed, Apr 15, 09, at 11:21am
Our pasta this evening is squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth with goat cheese profiteroles, and I also have an arugula Caesar salad. For entrees this evening, I have swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade, rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale.
Posted by Timoty Bryce
on Sun, Mar 15, 09, at 8:04am
Jesus Carruthers, what does that got to do with anything? Just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, ok?
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Thu, Mar 05, 09, at 10:00pm
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Wed, Feb 25, 09, at 8:38pm
No, Luis, it's not me, you're mistaken.
Posted by Luis Carruthers
on Wed, Feb 25, 09, at 8:38pm
Patrick, is that you?
Posted by PB
on Wed, Feb 25, 09, at 1:05pm
Dorsia is too...yuppie sounding for me.
Posted by Luis Carruthers
on Tue, Feb 17, 09, at 11:24am
My mistake. It's Texarkana.
Posted by Luis Carruthers
on Tue, Feb 17, 09, at 11:19am
I should've just gone to Texarcana. I could've sworn I saw Ivana AND Donald Trump there.
Posted by Christian Bale
on Sat, Feb 14, 09, at 8:32pm
For f*cks sake man, this place is amateur. Dorsia, you and me, we're f*cking done gastronomically.
Posted by Patick Bateman
on Fri, Feb 06, 09, at 8:36am
Try getting a reservation here now, you stupid bastard!
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Sat, Jan 24, 09, at 10:02am
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood
Posted by Detective Kimball
on Sun, Jan 18, 09, at 11:22pm
Nobody eats chicks anymore......
Posted by David Van Patten
on Sun, Jan 18, 09, at 11:41am
God I hate this place. It's a chick restaurant. Why aren't we at Barcadia?
Posted by PB
on Sun, Jan 18, 09, at 9:10am
Hi, I know it's a little late but could I possibly get a table tonight at lets say 8 or 8:30?
Posted by Detective Kimball
on Sun, Jan 18, 09, at 8:18am
No akv1984, you are mistaken
Posted by akv1984
on Sat, Jan 10, 09, at 7:59am
This is Dorsia?
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Thu, Jan 08, 09, at 1:32am
They fed me a stray cat.
Posted by Paul Allen
on Wed, Jan 07, 09, at 8:51am
I have an 8.30 rez here Friday. Great! Sea Urchin Ceviche.
Posted by Paul Allen
on Tue, Jan 06, 09, at 9:06pm
This restaurant is a real beehive of activity, everyone. This place is hot! Very hot!
Posted by PB
on Tue, Jan 06, 09, at 8:17am
This is Dorsia?
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Jan 05, 09, at 7:06am
New York Matinee called this "a playful but mysterious little restaurant". AND it's totally disease-free.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Jan 05, 09, at 7:03am
As we arrived here I was on the verge of tears as I was certain we wouldn't get a decent table. But we did; relief washed over me in an awesome wave.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Jan 05, 09, at 6:59am
'Dorsia' is too black-sounding for me.
Posted by PB
on Mon, Jan 05, 09, at 6:54am
We should've gone to Dorsia...I could've gotten us a table!
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Jan 05, 09, at 3:26am
I ate some brain, they cooked a little.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Jan 05, 09, at 3:24am
If you stay here I might hurt you.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Sun, Jan 04, 09, at 4:28am
Listen, the mud soup and the charcoal arugula are outrageous here. The place is hot, very hot - a beehive of activity. However, they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O from the menu, and they don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.
I've assessed the situation, and I'm going back. I may show up here, so, you know, keep your eyes OPEN.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Sun, Jan 04, 09, at 4:06am
They know me here.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Sun, Jan 04, 09, at 4:04am
I refuse to give the maitre'd here head.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Sun, Jan 04, 09, at 4:04am
I could have got us a table here.
Posted by Detective Kimball
on Sat, Jan 03, 09, at 8:57pm
We should have gone to Texar-kiarna!! I could have got us a reservation.....
Posted by Pat Bateman
on Sat, Jan 03, 09, at 6:58pm
Hmmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jell-o.
Posted by Detective Kimball
on Sat, Jan 03, 09, at 9:22am
To ALL Dorsia Staff!!
Do NOT tell me the specials......not if you want to keep your spleens........
Posted by PB
on Sat, Jan 03, 09, at 7:32am
Nobody goes here anymore
Posted by craig mcdermott
on Thu, Dec 25, 08, at 6:45pm
No Luis, it's not me, you're mistaken.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Mon, Dec 15, 08, at 6:04pm
New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish".
Posted by MARKS
on Thu, Oct 23, 08, at 7:57am
That's BONE.
Posted by Zac Bateman
on Thu, Oct 23, 08, at 7:55am
unless i can get a res at crayon tonight , all you mofos are going to get an ivory card stuck in your eye socket !
Posted by Jordan Swabe
on Thu, Oct 23, 08, at 7:21am
An insanely expensive restaurant on the Upper East Side.
The decor is a mixture of chi-chi and rustic, with swagged
silk curtains, handwritten menus and pale pink tablecloths
decorated with arrangements of moss, twigs and hideous
exotic flowers. The clientele is young, wealthy and
confident, dressed in the height of late-eighties style:
pouffy Lacroix dresses, slinky Alaïa, Armani power suits.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Thu, Oct 23, 08, at 7:17am
An insanely expensive restaurant on the Upper East Side.
The decor is a mixture of chi-chi and rustic, with swagged
silk curtains, handwritten menus and pale pink tablecloths
decorated with arrangements of moss, twigs and hideous
exotic flowers. The clientele is young, wealthy and
confident, dressed in the height of late-eighties style:
pouffy Lacroix dresses, slinky Alaïa, Armani power suits.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Wed, Oct 08, 08, at 8:18am
Hey Paul!
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!
Posted by Courtney Rawlinson
on Thu, Oct 02, 08, at 6:58pm
This is Dorsia???
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Wed, Sep 24, 08, at 9:42am
Don't just stare at it, EAT IT.
Posted by Luis Carruthers
on Tue, Sep 23, 08, at 5:40am
Patrick? PATRICK! Why didn't you call me? :[
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Wed, Jul 09, 08, at 12:19pm
Fucking stupid bastard. Fucking bastard
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Wed, Jul 09, 08, at 12:15pm
*THWACK*
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Wed, Jul 09, 08, at 12:14pm
*THWACK*
Posted by Paul Allen
on Tue, May 20, 08, at 6:02pm
Strange Patrick, I've never had a problem.
Posted by Patrick Bateman
on Tue, May 20, 08, at 5:58pm
Very difficult to get reservations.
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You saw the ad in the Times? There was no ad in the Times.
I don't want you to get drunk but that's a very nice chardonay that you are not drinking.
Morgan and Danielle- see you Saturday.
The sea urchin cevich`e is to kill for....
I like to dissect girls.
Am I the only one who grasped the fact that Stash assumed his sushi was a pet?
Am I the only one who grasped the fact that Stash assumed his piece of sushi was... a pet?
What a bee hive of activity. I got a late reservation at this mysterious restaraunt and let me say: the mud soup was OUTRAGEOUS.
Mmm, cotton. Mmm.
Just.Say.No!!!!!!
Cecilia! How is she?
I JUST HAD TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!
your compliment was sufficient Luis
I have to go return some video tapes.
Did you know Ted Bundy had a collie named Dorsia!?
Anyone have a business card for this place?
Dorsia? Geez, how did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
dont just stare it, eat it
This is a mysterious yet playful little restaurant. My waitress was a hardbody brunette with big fuckable tits from Vassar. After dinner, and a big tip for the hardbody, we proceeded to the downstairs toilet where the hardbody gave me a handjob wearing a glove.
I'll have a J&B on the rocks. Hey, anybody watch The Patty Winters Show this morning?
The whole restaurant has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the meals a big boost.
I just want a reservation. Just two...perfect...reservations.
Dorcia? Friday night? How'd Paul swing that?
Get a God damn reservation, Patrick! You've got a negative attitude, that's what's stopping you! You need to get your act together! I'll help you.
I think if I dine here, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you??
I haven't heard anything about Dorsia or anything, not on page six at least.
I know it's a little late but could I possibly get a reservation for two at let's say 8 or 8:30 perhaps?
Eggshell, with ramalian type, what do you think?
No one goes there anymore.
I had a reservation here, but had to cancel it. I had return some video tapes.
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
Moose
i like to disect young girls, did you know i'm utterly insane?
beacuse bateman wont give the maitre' D head
Rock n roll. Deal with it.
That's a fine chardonnay you're not drinking..
Our pasta this evening is squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth with goat cheese profiteroles, and I also have an arugula Caesar salad. For entrees this evening, I have swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade, rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale.
Jesus Carruthers, what does that got to do with anything? Just cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, ok?
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
No, Luis, it's not me, you're mistaken.
Patrick, is that you?
Dorsia is too...yuppie sounding for me.
My mistake. It's Texarkana.
I should've just gone to Texarcana. I could've sworn I saw Ivana AND Donald Trump there.
For f*cks sake man, this place is amateur. Dorsia, you and me, we're f*cking done gastronomically.
Try getting a reservation here now, you stupid bastard!
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood
Nobody eats chicks anymore......
God I hate this place. It's a chick restaurant. Why aren't we at Barcadia?
Hi, I know it's a little late but could I possibly get a table tonight at lets say 8 or 8:30?
No akv1984, you are mistaken
This is Dorsia?
They fed me a stray cat.
I have an 8.30 rez here Friday. Great! Sea Urchin Ceviche.
This restaurant is a real beehive of activity, everyone. This place is hot! Very hot!
This is Dorsia?
New York Matinee called this "a playful but mysterious little restaurant". AND it's totally disease-free.
As we arrived here I was on the verge of tears as I was certain we wouldn't get a decent table. But we did; relief washed over me in an awesome wave.
'Dorsia' is too black-sounding for me.
We should've gone to Dorsia...I could've gotten us a table!
I ate some brain, they cooked a little.
If you stay here I might hurt you.
Listen, the mud soup and the charcoal arugula are outrageous here. The place is hot, very hot - a beehive of activity. However, they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O from the menu, and they don't have a good bathroom to do coke in. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going back. I may show up here, so, you know, keep your eyes OPEN.
They know me here.
I refuse to give the maitre'd here head.
I could have got us a table here.
We should have gone to Texar-kiarna!! I could have got us a reservation.....
Hmmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jell-o.
To ALL Dorsia Staff!! Do NOT tell me the specials......not if you want to keep your spleens........
Nobody goes here anymore
No Luis, it's not me, you're mistaken.
New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish".
That's BONE.
unless i can get a res at crayon tonight , all you mofos are going to get an ivory card stuck in your eye socket !
An insanely expensive restaurant on the Upper East Side. The decor is a mixture of chi-chi and rustic, with swagged silk curtains, handwritten menus and pale pink tablecloths decorated with arrangements of moss, twigs and hideous exotic flowers. The clientele is young, wealthy and confident, dressed in the height of late-eighties style: pouffy Lacroix dresses, slinky Alaïa, Armani power suits.
An insanely expensive restaurant on the Upper East Side. The decor is a mixture of chi-chi and rustic, with swagged silk curtains, handwritten menus and pale pink tablecloths decorated with arrangements of moss, twigs and hideous exotic flowers. The clientele is young, wealthy and confident, dressed in the height of late-eighties style: pouffy Lacroix dresses, slinky Alaïa, Armani power suits.
Hey Paul! Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!
This is Dorsia???
Don't just stare at it, EAT IT.
Patrick? PATRICK! Why didn't you call me? :[
Fucking stupid bastard. Fucking bastard
*THWACK*
*THWACK*
Strange Patrick, I've never had a problem.
Very difficult to get reservations.