Lets face it, with todays economy it becomes very expensive to hit your local bars for a chance at some late night groping. You might not have enough singles to keep Chastity or Cookie entertained at your corner in the strip club. Prostitutes are too risky. So is there a solution for those people looking for some female interaction that wont break the bank? Is there a way to incorporate that with video games?
Well, the MIX agency has an answer to that, Based in San Francisco, CA, GameCrush is the first adult online social site that allows users to meet, match and pay to play online games with other users to enhance their gaming experience.
Yep, for the starting price of only $6.60, males can engage in some heavy button smashing with a hot gaming chick on webcam for ten minutes straight. The service is also open for the ladies seeking some male nerdy flesh, but I think I speak for most women when I say wed prefer Facebook-cybering.
This is a fantastic idea! How else could you expand an escort service nationwide without coming off as too sleazy?! What better audience than lonely gamers?!
The playable games range from hardcore titles such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Grand Theft Auto IV, to casual pastimes like pool and Connect Four. You have the option of experiencing either a dirty or flirty experience. Dirty mode must be referring to the keyboard after a session. Currently this service will only be available for the Xbox 360, but itll doubtless expand its reach to the Playstation 3 soon enough.
GameCrush is truly doing the gaming world a good deed. For those men wanting some alone time with a good woman without having to go through the struggle of learning that persons name, this is a time saver. For those women wanting an upgrade from working at the 1-800 hotline, heres your chance to be virtually stalked the 1,200 girls already listed at the site came from Craigslist. Classy.
I will give credit where credit is due. GameCrush knew what would sell; theyre already overwhelmed with customers without even launching yet. In the words of the American Pimp, A real pimp can pimp with his hands in his pocket!