The Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre MOVEMENTTM
<with apologies to and inspiration from Arlo Guthrie>

And the only reason I'm sending you this e-mail now is 'cause you may know somebody in a similar situation. Or YOU may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like that, there's only one thing you can do:
Hit Reply to the spammer and whoever is on the headers, include your standard anti-spam diatribe, type "Spammer�
You can get all the e-mail you want at Alice's Restaurant."
-- and hit Send. You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they may think you're really lame and won't take you off their spam list.
And if two people do it -- in harmony -- they may think you're both jerks and they won't take either of you off the spam list. And if three people do it! Can you imagine three people hittin� Reply, typin� a bar of Alice's Restaurant and hittin� Send? They may think it�s an organization!
And can you imagine ten percent of spam victims per message? I said 2 Hundred Thousand replies per message � hittin� Reply, typin� a bar of "Alice's Restaurant" and hittin� Send? They may think it�s a MOVEMENT, and that�s what it is:
and all you got to do to join is to Hit Reply (and fax them the diatribe, of course :-)  the next time some SPAM comes around on the Internet. With feelin':

The Unabridged, UnCensored, Banned-from-MTV-for-life, Complete-in-its-entirety Massacre
Why Alice's Restaurant? - (and all kinds of things)
Good Anti-Spam Web sites
Anti-spam tactics

Most Recent Termination: December 18, 2002
Participants in the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre MovementTM shut down:
Year Spammer Accounts Spammer Domains/
Web Sites
2002 152 43
2001 411 121
2000 528 79
1999 641 102
1998 222 27

If you get a reply back from the site admin letting you know that a spammer's e-mail account or domain was closed because of your messages, send us a note to and we'll add your counts to the running total.

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