The Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam
<with apologies to and inspiration
from Arlo Guthrie>
And the only reason I'm sending you this e-mail now is 'cause you may know
somebody in a similar situation. Or YOU may be in a similar situation,
and if you're in a situation like that, there's only one thing you can
Hit Reply to the spammer and whoever is on the headers, include your standard
You can get all the e-mail you want at Alice's Restaurant."
-- and hit Send. You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they
may think you're really lame and won't take you off their spam list.
And if two people do it -- in harmony -- they may think you're both jerks
they won't take either of you off the spam list. And if three
do it! Can you imagine three people hittin� Reply, typin� a bar of Alice's
Restaurant and hittin� Send? They may think it�s an organization!
And can you imagine ten percent of spam victims per message? I said
Hundred Thousand replies per message � hittin� Reply, typin� a bar
of "Alice's Restaurant" and hittin� Send? They may think it�s a MOVEMENT,
and that�s what it is:
THE ALICE�S RESTAURANT ANTI-SPAM MASSACRE MOVEMENTTM!--
and all you got to do to join is to Hit Reply (and fax
them the diatribe,
of course :-) the next time some SPAM comes around on the Internet.
Most Recent Termination: December 18, 2002 Participants in the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Spam Massacre
MovementTM shut down:
Spammer Domains/ Web Sites
If you get a reply back from the site admin letting you know that
a spammer's e-mail account or domain was closed because of your messages,
send us a note to email@example.com
and we'll add your counts to the running total.