This week in Folly Friday: Yoda guest spots for TomTom; cash-filled truck crashes; sun melts Chinese road; and Isuzu wants hardworking shepherds.
Yoda joins forces with TomTom
“With incredible Jedi powers, Yoda is the ideal voice to guide Star Wars fans on their journeys.”
Yes that’s right; Yoda is the latest ‘celebrity’ to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Billy Connolly and Alan Partridge in lending his voice to TomTom; which means much more of this:
“After 700 hundred metres hmm, keep to the right then take a sharp left. Control, control, if a Jedi you wish to be.”
But wait, there’s more:
“The Yoda voice also comes with ghostly encouragement from Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi.”
We love Star Wars – and Yoda for that matter – as much as the next person, but seriously, satnav?
Motorists cash in on crash
RAC reports:
“A security truck carrying 2.5 million Euros (£2 million) overturned on a motorway near Foggio in Southern Italy, shedding millions of coins on to the road.”
Passersby stopped their cars and helped themselves to almost 10,000 Euros before Police closed the highway.
I know what you’re thinking. 2.5 million Euros is laying on the road and only 10 grand goes missing? Looks like these things are actually working…
Road melts; cars stick
A road in Zhengzhou, China, that had recently been resurfaced melted under intense heat from the sun.
Dozens of cars – including an ambulance – were stuck, though nobody was actually hurt. Just a bit hot we suppose.
We believe that the following quote, courtesy of Orange Quirkies, manages to put into words what exactly happened.
“Motorist Lao Yang said his car seemed to get heavier and heavier as he drove along the street.”
It feels like we were actually there.
Isuzu seeks farmers
Are you a tractor driver, herdsman, milker, shepherd, game-keeper, sprayer operator, farm fitter, farm secretary or general worker?
If so then perk up, it’s your time to shine, because Isuzu is sponsoring the Farm Worker of the Year award.
Justifying this random move was Isuzu’s UK Marketing Director Kenyon Neads:
“The Farm Worker of the Year award seeks to reward the endeavours of those who make a real difference in their work place. That’s why we wanted to sponsor it.”
Hold on a minute, what on earth has that got to do with a Japanese car firm?
“We feel the Isuzu Rodeo pick-up is the perfect companion for these hard-working agricultural employees.”
Still don’t get it…