KG’s Referee-Cap is live from the Happy Daze Tour and rolling with the stars of JCW to bring you all the action and results from in and around the ring!
Juggalo Championship Wrestling rolled into Columbus, Ohio @ The Lifestyles Community Pavilion on the Happy Daze tour with a show that featured a controversial finish, and a brutal “Anything Goes” match that we’ll get into more details on that in a moment. Well over a thousand Juggalos and Juggalettes surrounded the ring and were primed for action, and JCW did not disappoint!
JCW Ring Announcer Legz Diamond walked out to the ring to a thunderous ovation, and introduced our first match:
Weedman Vs Zack Vincent:
Weedman was accompanied to the ring by a freshly rolled blunt, and the blunt encouraged Weedman to take his time and enjoy an extensive ring entrance for several minutes turning the ringside area into the world’s largest cipher. When he finally entered the ring the capacity crowd demanded that the Ref also hit the blunt, and much to Zack’s dismay the referee finally gave into the chants of “HIT THAT SHIT” and quickly altered his reality. Weedman battled his opponent around ringside and hit the Smoke Bomb and the Vaporizer to put away Zack Vincent.
Madman Pondo Vs Chris Miles:
Pondo must have had a bad night, or perhaps caught a glimpse of his face in the mirror this morning, because he was PISSED OFF.. and after being greeted warmly, he quickly went to work on destroying Chris Miles in record time… Pondo set him up for The Silencer but the chair broke before Pondo could silence the crowd with his unique athleticism, so Pondo wrapped the stop sign around his opponents head for the finish to this “blink and you missed it” match up.
JCW Tag Team Title Match
The Thomaselli Brothers (Vito and Pauly-Champions)
Vs The Irish Airborne (Jake and Dave-Challengers):
After what many would say was a lucky victory yesterday in Michigan, the champs were facing some tough competition today in the Irish Airborne. These lads have graced rings for Ring of Honor and Dragons Gate USA to name a few, and are rising stars and viable threats to the Vito and Pauly’s coveted title belts, and the fact they they are rocking Juggalo Tattoo’s got them over with the crowd instantly. Before the match, the Members of the Irish Airborne told me that it is a lifelong dream of theirs to compete in JCW ring, and to have their challenge accepted for the JCW title was something they were having a hard time believing was real. Thomaselli’s jumped these youngsters before the bell, but these fighting irish turned it around quickly. Irish Airborne were in control hitting numerous unique and never before seen moves as a duo along with stunning highspots which confounded the Thomaselli’s and giving them their toughest competition to date. The match broke down with all 4 men in the ring, and the Irish Airborne set up Pauly in a lungblower and Jake jumped off the top rope with a double knee to put away the Pauly thomaselli and WIN the JCW Tag Team Championship!!! Or so it would seem. As the Irish Airborne were presented the belts and ascended the turnbuckles in a display of Juggalo Pride, and JCW ring announcer Legz Diamond was announcing them as the NEW champions, Senior Official Kevin Gill ran to ringside and notified that Pauly Thomaselli was NOT the the legal man in the ring at the time the pinfall occurred! He ordered the match re-started, which drew an ovation of boo’s and choice language from the Juggalos in attendance. The wily Thomaselli’s quickly used the confusion to their advantage and quickly ganged up on Jake and pinned him with the double Van Terminator! Love em or Hate Em (And I Hate Them) the Thomaselli’s are experienced competitors and they know how to use every trick in the book to retain the precious gold, but I don’t think we’ve seen the last of the Irish Airborne!
Main Event Time:
Corporal Robinson (Champion) Vs Viper (Challenger):
Corporal Robinson entered the ring to a thunderous ovation as his theme music “I Get Mad” blared through the massive sound system. Upon entering the ring he took the mic and said that something was missing from the ring.. WEAPONS! Robinson stated he wanted to turn this into an ANYTHING GOES match, and returned to the locker room and quickly emerged with Pizza Cutters, Thumbtack Bats, Multiple Chairs, a bag of broken glass, and thousands of thumbtacks. In this case, anything goes meant anything could and would happen to Viper as Corp made it look easy, with blood lubricating the machine and anger fueling it. Corporal Robinson’s largely unanswered violent attacks on Viper saw Robinson open up Viper with the Thumbtack Bat and then take a stuffed animal from the audience and staple it to Viper’s face, before giving him a death valley driver onto broken glass. With momentum on his side, and the crowd behind him 100%, Corp soaked in the adulation of the crowd for a few more minutes before giving Viper the Boot Camp into a pile of broken glass and thumbtacks. Corporal Robinson retains the title, while Viper is tended to by paramedic’s in the dressing room.
Another Juggalo innovation is the Official Senior Official Referee-Cam! Peep out some quick highlights filmed in the ring by Kevin Gill of Corporal Robinson dishing out a trademark beating!
Corporal Robinson Gives Viper a Death Valley Driver on Broken Glass
Corporal Robinson Staples a Stuffed Animal to Vipers Face
JCW Senior Official