"A lot of people out there pay good lip service to the idea of personal freedom -- right up to the point that someone tries to do something that they don’t personally approve of."
"If you support the war on drugs in its present form, then you're only paying lip-service to the defense of freedom, and you don't really grasp the concept of the sovereign individual human being."   and (on the "Cutie-Pie & Holmes" show):"Sean, you're afraid of freedom!"
"I told Bob Barr right here on the air that if I had a sick and dying loved one, and he stood in the way of my bringing some medical marijuana to her to relieve her pain, that I would personally kick his ass.  I don't know of anyone else who ever said that on the air to a prominent politician before."
"If you aren't educated on the candidates and the issues and don't know what you're doing, please stay home [on voting day]."
"If you've been sending your children to be indoctrinated at government schools, you might want to reconsider your actions...particularly if they keep coming home stupid."
"We are now, my friends, in a situation where the majority of Americans get their news and information about what is going on with their government from entities that are licensed by and subject to punishment at the hands of that very government.  Nobody can truly believe that this is what our founding fathers had in mind." --here
"I can’t think of anything that would do more toward putting us back on the road to liberty and personal responsibility than for the average American, and for the news media, to come to the understanding that we are not a democracy, nor were we supposed to be."
"Now remember ... the founders of CAIR have openly expressed their desire to see the U.S. under Islamic Law.  You won't hear that from CBS or CNN."
"Remember, to a liberal, anyone who makes money in an endeavor frowned upon by liberals is 'greedy' and any person who expresses an idea contrary to basic liberal dogma is preaching 'hate.'  How shallow these people are."
"One of the most crucial but hardest things to do as part of turning your life around is to get rid of all the negative people around you and replace them with people who encourage you instead."
"I don't care if [Muslim Congressman] Keith Ellison puts his hand on Nancy Pelosi's butt to take the oath of office.  A lot of Democrats worship THAT!"
"How will Keith Ellison, vote on pork projects? Will he vote at all? Will he try to bring some pork back to his district? Answers! We want answers!"
"Randy, you have to ask yourself, 'Who owns me? Do I own myself or am I just another piece of government property?' "
"Americans will say nice things about freedom ... right up until the time that personal responsibility rears its ugly head."
"Congress' passing of the omnibus spending bill without reading it shows more than anything why they can't be trusted."
"Please, please, PLEASE tell me that there really aren’t people out there who think that they are going to retire on their Social Security!  Do we really have people that stupid walking around loose with voter registration cards in their pockets?"
"I have done many things in my life that would embarrass me if the general public found out about it, but I have nevervoted for Bill Clinton."
"The one thing government has which we (you or I or any corporation) DON'T have, is the ability to use deadly force to accomplish its goals."
"Schools are doing a hideous job. You could spend three weeks making a list of things that our young people should know but don't know by the time they get out of high school."

SHHH! Please don't tell anyone about this outrage involving "Mr. Insensitivity" Himself.