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The Girlwatcher Questionnaire: April O'Neil 

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NAME: April O'Neil
BIRTHPLACE: Phoenix, AZ
CURRENT LOCATION: The Valley, CA
BIRTHDAY: April 7th
HEIGHT: 5'1"
MEASUREMENTS: 32C-23-32
ETHNICITY: Mexican, German, and Nicaraguan
EYE COLOR: Brown
HAIR COLOR: Brown
SKIN TONE: Brown
BLOOD TYPE: Brown. I mean A-.
LEFT- OR RIGHT-HANDED: Righty
NICKNAME: A.On or Beast. Just don't call me Ape. I'm not a monkey, I'm a month, thank you.
CLAIM TO FAME: Best friend of four crime-fighting turtles. Oh, wait, that's a different April O'Neil.
ATHLETIC ABILITY: I'll totally play but, I'll probably suck.
HIGH SCHOOL EXTRACURRICULARS: Choir, Photo, Art, and Bowling.
DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? I'm supposed to. I have to wear them when I drive so I don't crash.
DAY JOB: Model and adult actress
DREAM JOB: Pastry chef
WORST JOB EVER HELD: I worked a couple hours at a clothing store and ditched out on my break. No one spoke English and they wanted me to rub wax paper on the racks for hours. Fuck that shit!
EDUCATION/PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: I graduated high school. I've taken a few college classes that have interested me but the diploma path just isn't for me. I'd love to go to culinary school, though.
HOBBIES: Cooking, TV, video games, reading, photography and anime.
USEFUL SKILLS: I'm pretty!
USELESS SKILLS: I'm quite good at origami.
OBSESSIONS: Spelling and grammar.
TRAGIC FLAW: I'm very impulsive if I want something.
I CAN COOK: Anything and everything.
FAVORITE COCKTAIL: Pineapple Upside Down Cake from Uva Bar at Downtown Disney. If you've never gotten wasted and then gone to Disneyland, I would highly recommend it. It's way better than when you were a kid.
FAVORITE FOOD: Peanut butter
FAVORITE JUNK FOOD: French fries, duh!
IDOL: Ayn Rand and Alton Brown
IDEAL OF FEMININE BEAUTY: Katherine Moennig ... mmm just thinking about her gets me hot!
MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD: Michael Weatherly 
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AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I WOULD: Make everyone read Atlas Shrugged.
FAVORITE ALBUM: That's so impossible to answer! I refuse!
EMBARASSING SONG I KNOW BY HEART: Ugh, I caught myself singing along to an Avril Lavigne song in the grocery the other day. I wanted to die.
FAVORITE UNDERWEAR: These stupid Christmas Abercrombie & Fitch ones that my brother awkwardly got me a few years ago.
WHAT I LIKE IN A BRA: I LOVE the front clasp!
PREFERRED PANTIES: I never wear underwear but when I have to, I like boyshorts.
WHAT I WEAR TO BED: Absolutely nothing.
FIRST THING I DO WHEN I WAKE UP: Go back to sleep! Then I'll wake up again and let my pups out.
MY BEST FEATURE: I like my arms, they're the skinniest part of me.
WHAT MEN LOVE ABOUT ME: It seems to be that I like to do boy things like watch basketball and play video games. I've been told I'm "pretty chill."
PET NAME FOR MY BREASTS: Betty & Veronica... if only Archie knew!
SLUTTIEST ITEM OF CLOTHING I OWN: I have this white tank that just hangs on me and my boobs poke out all the time. It's kind of fun actually.
EVER BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH?: No! I want to SO badly! I hate tan lines.
GROOMING DOWN THERE: "We're coming in for a landing!"
PLACE I LIKE TO BE TOUCHED: Everywhere is special, trust me!
WHEN I ORGASM I: Barely show it.
MY PHILOSOPHY OF SEX: Explore, try, and experiment.
MY PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE: Do it for yourself and no one else.
MY PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE: "Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." —Ayn Rand
I SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY BECAUSE: Well, I'm hot—isn't that the only reason why anyone is on the cover of Playboy?

Keep up with April O'Neil by friending her on MySpace and following her on Twitter. View April's amazing Ninja Turtles in all their glory at Ambya.com.
 

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