Hole. Ee. Poop. This photographer is a magician. Flat out. No kidding. Because I haven't been THIS attracted to Britney Spears since she was begging me to hit her just one more time. And if she would have let me, I would have pounded the crap out of her. ... if you know what I mean.
Oh my holy hell - what the heck. In the midst of all of the jail time and the court trials I forgot about one thing... Lindsay Lohan is REALLY freaking hot. Like, to the point of me being extremely uncomfortable wearing pants right now. 6126 Lookbook Fall 2010 has pictures of her being a trashy nun... whatever that is. Any time that there are more than 2 numbers in a title, I tend to zone out. So I'm only pretty sure it's a magazine.
OH SNAP. Where is a conveniently timed photographer when you need him??? The Austin Police Department has viewed the tape of the bloody street brawl involving ex-UFC star Roger Huerta and have opened an investigation into the incident. Apparently this wasn't... a voluntary beating.
Cops are interested in interviewing everybody who was present during the Saturday morning brawl, including Huerta and the man he knocked out. Cops have not identified the man Huerta knocked out, or the woman who THAT guy attacked ... but officials are working on it.
Huerta claims he only launched his attack AFTER the other guy threw a punch at him and all of that came after the unknown man socked a woman in the back of the head. ... and the fact that I somehow missed this action makes me genuinely depressed.
Comedian Hal Sparks, who starred on "Queer As Folk," is not just a half-celebrity... he is a lifesaver. Like, literally.
According to a witness, a man between the age of 60 and 70 toppled over in the LAX Delta terminal at around 11 PM last night. Hal rushed to the man's aid and began performing mouth-to-mouth, while a woman performed chest compressions. Medical aid showed up shortly after and the man was taken away.
Hal Tweeted after the incident, saying, "Just did CPR for the 3rd time in my life. What a night ... When they took him away he was breathing on his own ... Hope he makes it."
Hal later added, "Everybody NEEDS to take a CPR class. Out of 200 people only 2 of us new [sic] CPR ... okay enough preaching ... I need a nap."
Kelly Brook is a shameless tease on two counts. First, that ad is not really nude. It is almost nude. And being so close to nudeness without actually being without clothes is considered rude. Second, those shoes will not make you hot like Kelly Brook. They will make you feet sore and will also make you regret spending $70 on them instead of buying a gallon of Frappuccino. END OF STORY.
If "sharp" meant "extremely round and voluptuous"... of course. Because she is anything but bony. On her way out of a restaurant in Hollywood the other night, she was suffocating nearby photogs with her breasticles that were popping out of her extremely-small black dress (a variation of the little black dress). All I can say is thank you Kim. Thank you.
"Biggest Loser" star Jillian Michaels is the lucky owner of yet another multi-million dollar lawsuit because of her dangerous weight loss products.
The class action lawsuit was filed today in L.A. County Superior Court by a woman who claims Jillian's "Triple Process Total Body Detox & Cleanse" diet supplement contains a "potentially lethal combination of toxic ingredients" ... and it "might kill you."
Some of the hazardous ingredients in the detox product include:
-- Irish Moss Powder ... "causes gastrointestinal ulcers" and is "so toxic that it is the gel commonly applied to aircraft wings to dissolve ice"
-- Bearberry ... "known to cause nausea and vomiting"
-- Yarrow ... "a toxic lawn weed that causes dermatitis"
-- Chinese Rhubarb ... "a harsh laxative and dangerous diuretic that can cause sever dehydration and may cause irreversible liver damage"
-- Fenugreek Seed ... "interferes with digestion and causes both diarrhea and gas"
The woman is suing Jillian and Thin Care International for more than $10 million for "actively and fraudulently" conspiring to hide the alleged dangers of their product. Seeing that this is the third or fourth time Jillian has been sued, it might be smart to stay away from ANY of her products... even "The Biggest Loser."
