'Real Housewives of New Jersey': Unknown kitchens, bidets and proverbial stuff
Need a "proverbial" recap? You’ve come to the right place. Please, though, take off any furry pom-pom headpieces; we must all be civilized as we relive Monday’s episode.
If you think Julia Roberts didn’t spend enough time in Italy during her eat-pray-love-fest, the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” were hard at work to show you more of it. If only Julia had Joe with her to explain the value of a dollar. Joe very deeply felt (as evident by his rage; he’s clearly not a man of spirituality nor a man of beauty) that they were overcharged during their one-night stay in Naples, and he unleashed a barrage of colorful terms to underline his anger -- and it all came without anyone having to bribe him with a hot dog. Maybe someone overused the bidet? (or behdette, as Teresa so astutely pronounced it.) Oh, but no more. Once they reach Joe’s hometown, all the dilly-dallying was going to stop: “We gotta go eat, and we gotta be civilized.” Sometimes that means finding a plate of pasta and eating it in an unknown kitchen.