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Before and After
Uncle Fred is that you?
A couple a chicks sittin' round cookin'?
That IS what's in there, right?
Mom! Dad! Uncle Ed! Oh, the pigeonity!
The horror... the horror...
Thank God I went on that Diet last year.
So this is SOYLENT GREEN.
Aaron Bleyaert would be so thrilled.
Cousin Vinnie???? Uncle Pauly???? Is that...Is that you???? ......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Basted in our own poo before being roasted for you" (Have you read 'Eating Animals'?)
Hey you guys, I think you been in that tanning booth a bit too long!
It puts the EVOO on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
The animal kingdom version of checking the obituaries.
But for the grace of not being a chicken, go I.
sometimes it pays to be a pigeon.
Horror movie.
Mom? Mommyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Horror Flick for Birds.
"Are you guys hiring?" Yet another sign of a failing economy.
hmmm...... i should get going!
Oh, noes ...
The climactic scene of "Pigeon Hostel IV" always sent chills up Herb's spine.
"For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil."
As Paulie stared past his reflection into the shimmering glass, he realized he was looking into the depths of avian hell, and must change his ways lest he wind up sharing the same fate as the the poor, poor birds before him.
He never pooped on a windshield again.
"These tanning salons are really getting out of hand..."
Mommy....
Guys? Guys? Guys? GUYS. GUYS. GUYS?!!!!
"Donna? DOONNNAA!?"
Food chain
On no I can't believe they got Bob!
Oh God they killed Kenny! You bastards!!
Sigh. I told Uncle Manpreet and Aunt Farrah going to Boca was a sucky idea.
Whoever said the grass was greener on the other side, was dead wrong. They didn't have this view.
James, Tommy, Paul? Bobby, Squit, Pesto?Noooooooooooooo!
The horror, the horror!
Oh crap, I put the organic hens on bottom
...coupla fava beans, nice chianti and I'm set!
"to serve birds"... is a COOKBOOK?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
"Hmmm... Nudists."
The winner of "The Last Pigeon Survivor" finally gets to see what happened to the losers.
how on earth did they get that fat?
No worries... there's room for your opinion too.
All my friends are rotisserie
"Never mind what the rest of the bird community thinks," thought Sherman the Pigeon. "I'm gonna be the biggest thing since Kenny Roger's Roasters!"
All my friends are rotisserie
No skin no win at peep shows for hipster urban birdenizens.
Dammit! It's right on the tip of my...hmmm...Soylent Green is...
"Thank God I know how to fly."
It's so hard...to say goodbye
Rotisseries are like strip clubs for birds... There are poles, stripping is involved, and you pray none of your family members are up there.
Hey, waddaya mean I'm a cannibal? Those birds are Fowl. I'm a Rock Dove. It's not like we're related or anything. Hell yeah I'd eat one.
and with a relenting sigh he chirped "I will take the one third from the left." sliding over the change he took the bird in beak and flew off with a heavy heart to bring his father to his final resting place.
I'll have the whale.
@Ed_the_Pigeon finally learns the grim truth as to why none of his followers were re-tweeting him anymore.
Patrick Suskind finally found a way to conquer his fears.
"G.T.L., baby. Gym, tan, laundry."
See this is why I never took up tanning.
"Who's laughing now, huh? HUH???"
The horror, the horror!
Dejected and convinced he had pushed the Diet Chicken button, Zeke went home with his Cherry Vanilla Chicken vowing never to return.
When pigeons contemplate suicide.
"Sure glad I wasn't born a squab." thought the pigeon.
Certainly, one cannot confuse intelligence with wisdom.
Hi mom...and dad... And sis, bro... Grandma...grandpa... Cousinsssss... Oh dear.
Hot bird action! See sweet chicks under the feathers! No cover!
The pidgeons have come home to roast.
"They laughed at me, said I couldn't join their brood. Said pigeons are allowed in a chicken coop. Well, who's laughing now? Huh? Who's. Laughing. Now."
Why wasn't I invited to the party?
They came first for the chickens,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a chicken.
"Well, Uncle Barley did always like to say he could feed a family..."
Uhh....what's for dinner???
Yes officer, that's him...
O Lord, how long shall I cry, and thou wilt not hear! even cry out unto thee of violence, and thou wilt not save!
The Aviary Police test their new "Scared Straight" program.
Focus Group for bird Rogaine
And as he turned up the heat, Johnny thought "This is the last time, I swear."
Still of a deleted scene from "Goodfeathers".
... I feel like there's something different about you.
Frank was glad he wasn't part of the steroid era.
Hell on Earth.
Having overcome the initial shock, Irwin was overcome with an odd, and not entirely unfamiliar curiosity...
How oft we turn against ourselfs
If pigions start taking our jobs we might have to change our migration policy in Arizona also.
There but for the grace of God . . .
"Never before have I seen so many naked hot chicks."
It is not known why Motel 6 replaced its ice machines with chicken dispensers.
"Sure, I'm a rat with wings... but no-one in their right mind would stick *me* on a rotisserie."
The Birds 2. This time it's personal.
After the local chickens would torment Walter by calling him a 'dirty diseased rat with wings', nothing cheered him up more than a trip to the local rotisserie shop.
"So how many tickets do I need for this ride?"
The Holocaust Museum For Pigeons
The Cove.
Whoa! Double dolphins... across the shelf! What does it mean? Whew! Yeah!
This is the hardest game of foosball I've ever played.
Crucifixion? 1 cross each.
Chick-In time at the Royal Rotisserie is 11 AM.
I'm having a few old friends for dinner.
Agreeing that "more" does not always equal "better," Stu the Pigeon had grown weary of the "Saw" series.
And this is your country on Tea Party
When they said they were going to roast me I thought they meant the other way.
The pigeon said the dolphins on the counter told them to eat more chicken.
Every day Vince watched the pretty, dumb chicks from the country flock to the big city with stars in their eyes. "The city ain't for everyone", he said. "Without street smarts you'll wind up on a spit in a roaster faster than you can cross the road."
Jan Brewer: "Look at all those headless bodies!"
It was right then and there he decided he would have his revenge against the one who dun killed his Paw.
"What?! No Grease?! Now, all you can taste is the bird anus!...and I have tasted bird anus;I'm freak-ay!"
Ha! And you asked me why I was happy to be a pigeon.