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I hate having to tell inanimate objects their babies are cute when sometimes, it just isn’t true. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Spay and neuter your toolkit today.”

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Okay, I’ve got it set to divide by 0. Stand back while I turn it on. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “It’s an eldritch THING from beyond time and space come forth to avenge the cordthulu we thwarted earlier. Behold! Ia ia Kludger F’thagan! Your doom approaches in the form of Machinor, He Who Makes Things Needlessly Complicated!”

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And they said I was a fool for dabbling in the realms of developers. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer QQ Train says, “What does this monster take? Like 20 AA batteries, emptied in 20 Minutes? “

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It appears Jeff Goldblum put some objects through the machine before the fatal fly incident. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Kumiho says, “Here we see the rare birth of an automobile through budding, and asexual method of reproduction, long theorized to exist in auto-kind, but caught on camera for only the first time.”

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Sign #18 that you have a Final Fantasy problem. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “Kill…meeeeee….”

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This year Billy’s dad had to get creative to make it look like he hadn’t helped. Mission accomplished. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Little Billy’s dream of winning the soapbox derby came to an abrupt halt when his way-too-long untied shoelace became wrapped around the front axle and caused grandpa to be forcefully ejected into the bushes. The moral? Instead of focusing on winning, he should have focused on tying.”

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Who here wouldn’t pay good money to see this ramp off of the pallets? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Looks more like a couple of casters duct-taped to a snowboard. Ironically, you can’t spell caster without “cast”.

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Nothing here says ‘Ostracize me, leading to deep-seated emotional scars for life,’ to the neighborhood kids. Nope, nothing at all. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This next exhibit, children, is…please don’t lean on the chains, Billy…is a diorama depicting the now extinct Three-Wheeled Palletypus in its natural habitat. Scientists had a hard time classifying it as its very appearance seems to defy all natural laws. While both sexes…stop that snickering, Billy! You’re walking a fine line right now, mister! Where was I? While both, er, males and females could give their attackers some nasty splinters, only the males were actually venomous. Hunted by man for its wooden underbelly and females only being able to lay two eggs in a year, the poor creatures didn’t stand a chance. What is in your mouth, Billy? Spit it out at once! You’re going back to the bus to wait until our tour is over!!”

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Anyone else hear the circus music in their head? Just me? Oh…

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer snash plays the straight man by asking, “How on earth do you pull the break? Might take some exercise to be able to pull the handle with no hands…..”

AND: Fixer Little Girl Blue replies, “One word: Kegels.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Mad SCIENCE: Crossing lolcats with NASCAR to bring you lolcars since NOW.”