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Hope whatever he’s trying to photograph isn’t moving. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “It doesn’t take a zoom lens to see the heartbreaking and devastating beginnings of male-pattern baldness. I know from whence I speak.”

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Thor has really taken his fall from the superhero A-list hard. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Azkyroth says, “As told to me by an old hand in the construction equipment maintenance business…
Mechanic’s three rules:
1. Always use the right tool for the job.
2. A hammer is the right tool for any job.
3. Anything can be used as a hammer.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Oh please. Come back when you start crafting coffee so black that black holes resemble stars. Pester me again with your coffee-making kludges when you use tea strainers and mugs made of the damned. Do not bother me unless you make coffee so powerful that TWITCH GAMES are too slow for you.
Then and only then will I train you in the ultimate caffenation, my apprentice.”

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Even though it SAYS tumble dry, I never do. Better to let them air dry or you end up warping the frame. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Is the dog Tide to this?”

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Oh. I just imagined what it must smell like. Looks like it’s rice cakes for lunch today. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “After experiencing a series of victories lately, it’s about to rain on basement cat’s parade.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “I don’t know, Al. This iPod is pretty expensive.”
“Don’t worry, Ryan. I’ll just put it on my credit card.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Sparrow says, “Ew, in the second picture you can see its whole AREA!”

Unfortunately for all of humanity, neither YouTube nor Google seems to understand the awesome that is THE AMAZING RANDO!

However, I did manage to dig up a couple of other gems from the same movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie. Enjoy Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer JB says, “The worst is that when you use the windsheild fluid, you somehow loss the hot air!”

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Editor’s Note: In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have told Joe Hawtness we were getting paid to play WoW and eat pizza during the blizzard but only if we came into the office. On the upside, now I have two desks! Enjoy traction Joe. <3

-Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “Your comment reminds me of a cartoon car with headlights for eyes. And now that I look at the picture again, he’s wearing glasses!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “We don’t have a seven solid ball. But it’s okay! We’ll mark out the ten striped and call it seven solid. But then we won’t have a ten striped… we’ll just use the five solid. But what about the five solid? We’ll use the eight ball…. dear God, when does the madness end?!”