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American Music Awards 2010: Rihanna, Katy Perry, Santana, Ke$ha and all the performances, graded

November 21, 2010 |  8:46 pm


What follows are instant grades of every performance at tonight's American Music Awards. This post was written off-site from the AMAs at the LAT HQ, and strived to be as fast, coherent and accurate as possible. You have been warned. This post was updated constantly throughout the night, with the last update occurring at 8:53 p.m. PST. 

There may be typos. Photos from the red carpet can be found on The Envelope.

1. Rihanna, "Love the Way You Lie (Part 2)" & "What's My Name" and "Only Girl (In the World)."  And the annual major-label popularity contest that is the American Music Awards gets underway with a shaky start. Rihanna can be captivating, as she is on much of "Rated R." But after a brief few seconds of "Love the Way You Lie," performing above what looked to be a futuristic set of spikes, she drops any sense of contemplation. At the start, it was the dark, sci-fi-like "Tron" atmospheres Rihanna sported on award shows while promoting "Rated R," and though her singing is a bit wobbly, the song strikes such a somber tone that you're on her side. But for Rihanna, being depressed is soooo 2009, and she drops the serious tone for some booty-shaking pop-by-numbers. Hey, it sells better. More curious than either of her recent songs, however, is the handkerchief-like accessory she has used to add a dash of color to her hot pants. Yet clearly that's where the viewers' focus shouldn't be heading. Also, when will award-show producers learn that a medley isn't a good look for anyone? C-.

Enrique Iglesias & Pitbull. "Tonight" & "I Like It." In a performance that should have been sponsored by the Ibiza board of tourism, Iglesias' club anthem gets some added intensity via a drum line. The Grammys, mind you, don't have a lock on marching band-enhanced songs. The medley started with "Tonight," which despite its laser light show and uneventful groove, at least showed off Iglesias' chops. "I Like It," however, does no such thing, going for the electronic-infused David Guetta/Black Eyed Peas overindulgence of synth and sugar. But for sing-along choruses and energy-boosting numbers, one can do worse B-.


Miley Cyrus, "Forgiveness and Love." A ballad in search of a Garry Marshall film. C-

Diddy Dirty Money, "Coming Home." Another attempt at reincarnation from Sean Combs, featuring the rap mogul flanked by a pair of knock-out women. At least Diddy seems aware that the world is bored with looking at him. This song flirts with contemplation, but it settles for pandering, with its repetitive -- yet gratingly memorable -- "I'm coming home" refrain. It's the kind of obvious, boardroom-crafted hit that feels as if it's going to show up in countless video montages and movie trailers for at least the next 11 months. But perhaps a preemptive D- can save us.


Kid Rock, "Times Like These." It now appears impossible for Kid Rock to do anything without one wondering where the Budweiser Clydesdales are. Much love to Detroit, but this love letter to Kid Rock's hometown is an eye-rolling groaner. The Michigan friends of Pop & Hiss should save the money that buying Kid Rock's CD would cost and instead spend it on a meal at the Motor City's Slows BarBQ. D.

Black Eyed Peas, "The Time (Dirty Bit)." This is something of a weirdly fascinating mess. The Peas had the oddest set of the night, at least thus far, floating around in giant yellow shadow boxes. There was reason to fear the worst, as this song attempts to rejuvenate "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" into some sort of futuristic techno. Yes, it sounds as bad as that reads. At the very least, it should inspire some curious dances at 2011 proms. Yet the Peas know how to have a good time, and after an ill-advised take on the "Dirty Dancing" staple, the song zigs and zags with digital ping-pong effects. This is a song that takes its partying seriously, almost uncomfortably so. Instead of a chorus, the Black Eyed Peas just chant: "I'M. HAVING. A GOOD. TIME. WITH. YOU." It's the most assertive party song of the year. C+ 


Katy Perry, "Firework." Like the pyrotechnic toys the song takes its name from, Perry's AMA take is all bombast, no substance. All the cliches needed for a big-event moment were here. Gaggle of singing children? Check (Hey, she can be serious, too! It's not all skimpy outfits and giant fruit). String section? You betcha! At least she didn't sing that "Peacock" thing. 

Justin Bieber, “Pray." Apparently, Justin Bieber didn't see the disaster that was Miley Cyrus' "Wake Up America." Teen pop and socially conscious messages rarely mix well. This one seems aimed at Mom and Pop, a Trojan Horse of a pop tune to disguise Bieber as pure innocence. Don't be fooled, parents. This is a gateway drug. D

Bon Jovi medley. So the AMAs don't have Kanye West, which an award show apparently needs to be remotely interesting, but they do have cartoon lightning bolts scribbled around Richie Sambora's guitar. Someone mastered their Etch A Sketch as a young'un. But hey, the songs --  "What Do You Got?," "You Give Love a Bad Name" and "It's My Life" -- are similarly outdated. The Bon Jovi believers no doubt dug the workmanlike medley. Why it was here, however, who knows? But the lightning bolts were delightfully odd, so a generous C.

Pink, "Raise Your Glass." Bless Pink for championing the "underdogs" and the "dirty little freaks," but her catchy "Greatest Hits ... So Far!!!" throwaway is little more than a PG-rated version of Kanye's "Runaway," but without any of the latter self-awareness. Still, on the musical disaster that is this year's AMAs, this is a high point, especially when Pink mimicked a guitar pluck by shouting "Brrrr! Nrrrrr-nrrrr!" Amid all the overly studied moves of the night, Pink was at least an injection of fun. B.

Ne-Yo, "Libra Scale" medley. The R&B star is the first artist to perform on tonight's AMAs who's actually taking chances, as his fantasy-themed "Libra Scale" is a convoluted concept about superheroes and forbidden love. Or something. Nevertheless, Ne-Yo's ambition is welcome, and songs such as "One in a Million" and "Telekinesis" show what Ne-Yo does best, which is crafting genuine, Michael Jackson-inspired glossy R&B pop ballads. It was a slightly marred appearance, however, as the AMA performance was inter-spliced with clips of a "Libra Scale" film. It didn't allow Ne-Yo to ever really hit a stride, and closer "Beautiful Monster" tried to do too much. B+

Taylor Swift, "Back to December." Here to perform a song she just sang a few weeks ago on the Country Music Assn. Awards, Swift gave a careful and purposeful rendition. With her piano as an accessory, and Christmas lights as her background, Swift officially chopped off her country roots, even sporting some trendy Hollywood bangs. No matter, she's a high concept artist, and each guitar hit in the final  moments of "Back to December" stopped just short of '80s rock ballad status. A brief end-song breakaway into OneRepublic's "Apologize" seemed unnecessary, and was clearly tapped on to give Swift and band a chance to rock out without turning into Def Leppard. There was something oddly off about it, but the whole night has been a pop misfire. B-


Christina Aguilera, "Express (Burlesque)." As a teaser for the movie, I kind of liked it. It was a low-rent re-creation of Bob Fosse's "Cabaret" work, but Aguilera sounded like a pro, and it was delightfully trashy. Fingers are crossed for a fine midnight movie. C+

Usher & the Swedish House Mafia,"DJ Got Us Falling in Love." Where Ne-Yo is subtle, Usher is in your face. His dance moves were admirable, and the man was drenched in sweat, but he put singing on the back burner. Save for the pyrotechnics, it was one of the more bare performances of the night. The song has been inescapable, and if you're still watching this thing, you likely know the words. Usher wanted to give a performance rather than deliver a song. C+

Train, "Marry Me" and "Hey, Soul Sister." Credit Train for finding a second career scoring TV commercials, but I can't do it. Singer Patrick Monahan somehow manages to look tough, slick, goofy and sincere all at once. His pants sparkled, his hair didn't move, and his cheeks were perfectly chiseled. Meanwhile, “Marry Me" and "Hey, Soul Sister" are cotton soft, allowing Monahan to flash a puppy dog smile. There's something alternately too-cool and too-earnest about Train. This says more about me than the band, perhaps, but they come off like the kind of dudes who learned how to play "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" for the sole purpose of stealing your girlfriend. D

 Ke$ha, "We R Who We R." Ke$ha's "Girls Gone Wild" chic has been replaced with the more in-vogue robotic look, and she was Auto-Tuned to the point of being indistinguishable from anyone else. "Hot and dangerous," she sang, bragging again about getting trashed and being dumb. She briefly sported a guitar, tossing it around her waist as if it were a scarf. But Ke$ha's pop's bad girl, right? After all, the word "hate" was X'ed-out on the back of the guitar's body. So ... she's anti-hate? A stance has been taken, world! I hope New Kids on the Block don't come out wearing pro-hate shirts. There's going to be brawling. D


Santana & Gavin Rossdale, "Bang a Gong (Get It On)." Alright, American Music Awards: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? This is quite possibly the most bizarre award show in recent memory. Why was Bon Jovi here? Why are the New Kids on the Block here? Why...why...why FOR THE LOVE OF GOD were Santana & Gavin Rossdale allowed to cover T. Rex? This was a disaster -- a four minute guitar solo that went nowhere, sludging along as Rossdale's overwrought vocals scraped and clawed at the verses like a shovel being dragged on dry concrete.

Briefly, the band dipped into the Talking Heads' "Take Me to the River," just to see, I imagine, whether it were possible to create something so gag-worthy that it was actually kind of amusing. It wasn't. The energy of the T. Rex original was completely sapped by Santana's noodling. Hey, the world gets it, Santana can play the guitar, but "Bang a Gong" is attitude and riffing, and Santana and Rossdale came off as a pair of middle-aged suburbanites trying to rock out at the family reunion. An embarrassment for everyone involved. F

Backstreet Boys & New Kids on the Block medley. I surrender, American Music Awards. Sell me the New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys nostalgia tour. You win. Give me Justin Bieber and Ke$ha instead of Kanye West and Lady Gaga. Remind me of the power of a Bon Jovi arena anthem. You have worn me down. Hands are behind my back ready to be cuffed. ABC, I will do whatever you say. I will watch a 24-hour marathon of "Cougar Town." I will get coffee and pastries every morning for the entire crew of "The View." Just please, make this be the final performance. Please. F. 

-- Todd Martens


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Comments (57)

Turned to another channel to see if I could find something worthwhile. Thought it might be interesting to watch the awards this year ... (ha!)/

After watching the first half of Briana's attempt for orgasm on stage realized what a slimy, stinking mess she is to the female gender.

Absolutely not interested.

you obviously do not have a clue about music. the rihanna performance was quite good actually and has been the best performance of the night. the outfit was a tribute to her caribbean roots. but i wouldnt expect you to know that. do some research before you criticize.

Your review of P Diddy's Coming Home is outrageous -rap is moving in a better direction after that song, and it definitely has a future. The fact that you have "I Like It" a B- where lip syncing was obvious reveals how naive and uneducated a music analyst you are.

LOL @Abigail!

American Music Awards are at family time (and trust me....I am not some old-fashioned woman) Rhianna's intro to the AMA....purely repulsive......a way too much suggestive seduction with her intro song. I'm appalled that her holding her crotch, up and down on the floor, moving her butt very non-appropriate and an act of humping was a complete turn-off.

this it the WORST awards show EVER!!!!!

well, abigail, you are right about rihanna, I don't want to see her orgasm on tv, i wanna hear a singer..
kaaty perry needs some singing lessons and BEP, stop making music with the same beat... we're tired of being listening to other versions of" I gotta feeling", with different lyrics...
I'm talking bout singers, so, I won't say anything about that kid called jb.

great performanca of katy perry!


The review of Usher was pathetic. That performance earned no more than an F. He barely sang, and the lyrics he did sing were off tune. Let's remember that this is the American MUSIC awards...and Usher barely sang - you could easily tell the majority of the song was pre-recorded.. At least Justin Bieber sang most of his...

This should be called the American Lip Synch Awards. It really depresses you about the status of American Pop Music. Do we have any real singers/ artists anymore or are we destined to put up with manufactured pop acts that look good and know how to gyrate while moving their lips. Why even pretend that people are really singing with fake bands and backup singers. The artist has his or her lips closed and the music is still going at the same level , tone and voice. This was crappy. Why would anyone spend a hundred bucks to see these pple in 'concerts' where they dont even sing live.

Of course Justin Bieber is sweet, polite and respectful. He’s a Canadian. That’s how they do it up there.

Our kids could take a lesson.

I couldn't have said it better myself. I was begging for mercy by the end. This was a terrible year for the AMAs.

Show were great all the arists did very good...

Thanks for all the great reviews of what has to go down in history as the worst AMA's ever. Stick a fork in this award show it's all over.

Your review of Kid Rock was RIDICULOUS.... He was the only one who actually sang. The song was incredible, just because it didn't have gyrating dancers, strobe lights, lasers, and all the other crazy stuff that distracts you from the actual music. I can't believe you actually get paid for your opinion, because your opinion is terrible.

This was an awful show overall. If you're going to give me 3 hours of content, I'd better get more than 5 or 6 somewhat serviceable performances and I sure as hell shouldn't have to watch Justin Bieber ascend the stage to receive any awards.

By the way, I found nothing offensive about Rihanna's performance, and I even watched it again to see if I missed anything. Sure, she was shaking and shimmying, but I've seen more provocative performances at high school talent shows. If you were offended, you probably don't get out much. Hell, I watched the performance with my parents and wasn't even remotely embarrassed. I thought the vocals and arrangement were great.

Other highlights: Pink (this wasn't her best showing ever, but she's better than most even on her worst day), Christina Aguilera and MAYBE Usher.

Miley, Bieber, Katy Perry, Taylor, Train, BSB/NKOTB, Santana/Gavin were all terrible.

yep, after a while everybody started sounding alike. Justin Bieber???? Give me a BREAK !!! But does this critic ever like ANYTHING or anybody?

What show were you at?? OMG we loved Justin Bieber. he is such an inspiration for the kids. Wow your reviews were NOT on point. So negative..

The AMAs this year were a big joke, the worst AMAs ever, it was a terrible and pathetic show, last years AMAs were Great very entertaining.

A travesty; i ended up watching migrants trying to survive picking weeds.The Nokia concert hall has the worst acoustics this side of staples center.

brilliant and true!!!....u nailed exactly what we were thinking watching this overall "crapfest".......i will now drink a bottle of wine and watch a dvd of The Midnight Special just to cleanse my palate and remind myself that our pop stars used to be amazing....a long time ago.

Rihanna was pretty good in my opinion and was one of the better ones of the night compared to what she's usually like (don't know what you're on about.....), Taylor swift was terrible and I was angry because I know she's better than that, the fact that you could give her and Enrique (auto tune boy) B's makes me seriously question your credibility. Pink was good but then she usually is and Katy Perry got upstaged by the boys choir she sang with. The show over all was bad plus that whole boy band thing at the end was a bit painful to watch. Well there's always the gammy's.....which will probably be just as bad.

Best male R&B Artist At The AMA's 2010 Was Rigged! Proof: http://twitter.com/NeonLimelight/status/6553199825653760 BTW these people were backstage at the amas & Saw this themselvs!

The Grammys will be a lot better if they can get Lady Gaga to perform live! Remember her performance last year at the AMAs with Bad Romance and the burning piano? Stunning. I'm glad that Lady Gaga missed this award show because this was a travesty all around. (Also, I think that she was robbed from getting the title of Artist of the Year.) Justin Bieber isn't that great. If Gaga didn't get the award, it should have gone to Eminem.

One thing I was curious about why Kesha held up an "anti hate" guitar and then proceeded to smash it against the ground? Does that mean she's against "anti-hate" which means she's actually in full support of malicious acts? I was thoroughly confused.





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